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Compdoctor · 12-15-2007, 09:16 AM

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really, really rich." ***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, "Gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." ***POOF*** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh...can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. ***POOF*** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered!"

tony286 · 12-15-2007, 09:33 AM

bump that was cute.

D · 12-15-2007, 10:08 AM

Farang · 12-15-2007, 11:10 AM

heheh

woj · 12-15-2007, 11:13 AM

he heh....

Scott McD · 12-15-2007, 11:15 AM

Hehehe, not bad !!!

martinsc · 12-15-2007, 11:21 AM

VeriSexy · 12-15-2007, 01:13 PM

lol.. good one

moses · 12-15-2007, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compdoctor

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/779638-fridays-joke.html

iSMOKE · 12-15-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by moses

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/779638-fridays-joke.html

sicone · 12-15-2007, 01:36 PM

eh, so its a repeat.. I missed it the first time and got a laugh out of it this time

amandaspost · 12-15-2007, 01:38 PM

Haha very cute

Miss Munki · 12-15-2007, 01:41 PM

how cute

sex69 · 12-15-2007, 01:47 PM

cute story...

everestcash · 12-15-2007, 02:23 PM

cute!

Spunky · 12-15-2007, 02:25 PM

Heh Heh..that was funny

Violetta · 12-15-2007, 02:30 PM

haha... damn

D Ghost · 12-15-2007, 02:33 PM

tee hee hee

KILL_FRENZY · 12-15-2007, 03:27 PM

nice one

madfuck · 12-15-2007, 08:56 PM

hahahaha thats was a good one

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