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JonJon · 09-26-2002, 10:52 AM

Do you have a great invention ...

- But do not know how to patent it
- But do not know how to write it or other
- Or do not have the money or necesarry contacts

Let me know and we can probably help you launch it and hopefully make alot of money ...

Do NOT post any ideas here, since it will ruin the patent possibility. This must be done privately via email or ICQ.

Cheers

TDF · 09-26-2002, 10:53 AM

:spottedowl:

frankfortuna · 09-26-2002, 10:54 AM

Laminated porn.

ADL Colin · 09-26-2002, 10:56 AM

Someone patent a messageboard spell checker for this guy.

N-e-c-e-s-s-a-r-y.

TaDoW · 09-26-2002, 11:17 AM

KILL WHITEY!!!

Dildozer · 09-26-2002, 11:24 AM

i invented flavoured cumshots

salsbury · 09-26-2002, 11:27 AM

i have this idea and i e-mailed and ICQ'd you but the mail server said "Sender domain must exist" when i e-mailed JonJon and ICQ said something like "ICQ number must be specified". oh well i guess i won't be a millionaire today thanks fuckhead.

Dawgy · 09-26-2002, 11:30 AM

i invented gay people.

Jer · 09-26-2002, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
i invented gay people.

That's why you know how to sell them.

JonJon · 09-26-2002, 11:37 AM

Salsbury .... ICQ me on 163848897

fnet · 09-26-2002, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankfortuna
Laminated porn.

what is it with franks and laminated porn? your last name wouldn't translate to 'welcome' by any chance would it?

Does anyone here trust people who ask you to spill the contents of your head over ICQ/e-mail, having assured themselves of your ignorance regarding the patent application process, copyrights, and venture funding acquisition apriori?
please.

PornoDoggy · 09-26-2002, 12:28 PM

I invented the internet ... and I am still waiting for payment for the Yahoo and Hotmail email addresses these tgp submitters (who can't read the words "no free email addresses") use.

Oh yes, and Ginsu knives. I invented them too.

asuna · 09-26-2002, 12:34 PM

I invented the internet

FrankyW · 09-26-2002, 01:02 PM

Internet 3

Rictor · 09-26-2002, 01:15 PM

I have an idea for selling my poop as a miracle drug.

Jamdin · 09-26-2002, 02:32 PM

I have a great invention but I haven't figured out exactly how to record the dreams...

phogirl69 · 09-26-2002, 06:25 PM

I have an invention.. and I'm bored so I'll post it here...

Wouldn't it be cool if you could change the color of your car everyday to match your outfit???? For example, at night if you go clubbing, you can wear a silver outfit and have a silver car to match!!!

Or if you have a hot date and want to wear sexy red, you could change the color of your car to match your outfit! Or if it's hot in the summer you can drive a white car and wear white! Wouldn't it be cool if this was possible???

frankfortuna · 09-26-2002, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet

what is it with franks and laminated porn? your last name wouldn't translate to 'welcome' by any chance would it?

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.

HS-Trixxxia · 09-26-2002, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet

what is it with franks and laminated porn? your last name wouldn't translate to 'welcome' by any chance would it?

Luck=fortuna
welcome=benvenuto
you're welcome=prego

Benasty · 09-26-2002, 06:38 PM

no invention but an idea.

A liquor store that delivers.

Don't drive drunk to the liquor store, let a drunk fuck bring the liquor too you

pimpdog3 · 09-26-2002, 06:42 PM

scratch-n-sniff .jpg's or gif's

PornoDoggy · 09-26-2002, 07:00 PM

I've often thought of hiring kids to go around to different homes, clean out the catbox, dry them appropriately, bag em up and sell them as dog treats. It's recycling, entrepeneurship, and dogs love 'em.

Ace-Ace · 09-26-2002, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
I invented the internet

I thought that was Al Gore?

wouncie · 09-26-2002, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace
I thought that was Al Gore?

LMAO, I remember that shit!

SykkBoy · 09-26-2002, 07:44 PM

I want to create a pimp hand extender...basically a long vinyl arm and hand for the lazy pimp who doesn't want to physically walk over and pimp slap his ho....just sit back in the lazy boy and slap her from across the room......

fnet · 09-26-2002, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia

Luck=fortuna
welcome=benvenuto
you're welcome=prego

yeah, the other frank was a frank benvenuto espousing the same thing- laminated porn. the direct translation coincidence was just strong enough.

Brown Bear · 09-26-2002, 08:22 PM

I had an idea once, a long time ago. It was a jump to conclusions mat. You see it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

marty · 09-26-2002, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
I had an idea once, a long time ago. It was a jump to conclusions mat. You see it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

I've seen those.

Not a good idea because it never took off.

Brown Bear · 09-26-2002, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty

I've seen those.

Not a good idea because it never took off.

I posted that as a joke. Its actually a quote from the movie Office Space. Really funny movie.

marty · 09-26-2002, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear

I posted that as a joke. Its actually a quote from the movie Office Space. Really funny movie.

LOL... now I remeber.

CDSmith · 09-27-2002, 12:40 AM

I once invented and test-marketed a patented banana slicer, but one of my fuckhead beta testers went and got his dick caught in it and......

Let's just say the project was cut short.

Smut · 09-27-2002, 02:14 AM

How about a toilet that is a hybrid standard pot, and a urinal. So you can have the "universal" toilet?

Smut · 09-27-2002, 02:15 AM

Ok... I want to patten Windows. Can I do that?

JonJon · 09-27-2002, 08:46 AM

Please only serious replies ..thanks

09-27-2002, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonJon
Please only serious replies ..thanks

My dad's a patent attorney, and from my knowledge it is illegal to spam your services in public.

Fuck off.

CDSmith · 09-27-2002, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonJon
Please only serious replies ..thanks

I invented serious replies. No one would dare post one here without paying me my usual fee.

JonJon · 09-27-2002, 09:17 AM

Equinox ... you are only insulting yourself with such an attitude and langauge .. I can´t sink that deep !!!

I am trying to help our company and very much others who have good ideas but no ressources like money to pay people like your father ... ask him how much he charges .... you think ordinary people can afford that ? So please ..... Why even comment on this thread if you are so angry ?.

BJ · 09-27-2002, 09:19 AM

this thread upsets me in the same way watching Oprah does

Oldy · 09-27-2002, 09:42 AM

If I have an invention, what will you do out of it. I have something new which I dont want to share.

09-27-2002, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonJon
Equinox ... you are only insulting yourself with such an attitude and langauge .. I can´t sink that deep !!!

I am trying to help our company and very much others who have good ideas but no ressources like money to pay people like your father ... ask him how much he charges .... you think ordinary people can afford that ? So please ..... Why even comment on this thread if you are so angry ?.

May I call you a cheezedikk ?

JonJon · 09-27-2002, 11:47 AM

Oldy ... If you want we can talk on ICQ .... 163848897

Exxxotica · 09-27-2002, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonJon
Oldy ... If you want we can talk on ICQ .... 163848897

I sale 5 diget ICQ numbers.

If you had a shorter ICQ number, more people would be willing to contact you.

Hit me up at 67721 and I will help you help others make millions.

(Remember, I came to this country on a boat... NOW I own the God Damn Boat!!!)

Stealthy · 09-27-2002, 10:16 PM

I invented Coke 2! And I'm so very, very sorry...

cherrylula · 09-27-2002, 10:21 PM

sej · 09-27-2002, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy
I've often thought of hiring kids to go around to different homes, clean out the catbox, dry them appropriately, bag em up and sell them as dog treats. It's recycling, entrepeneurship, and dogs love 'em.

Our dog likes them fresh out of the box!

JonJon · 09-28-2002, 11:55 AM

Hmmmm not many good ideas ....

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I have an invention.. and I'm bored so I'll post it here... Wouldn't it be cool if you could change the color of your car everyday to match your outfit???? For example, at night if you go clubbing, you can wear a silver outfit and have a silver car to match!!! Or if you have a hot date and want to wear sexy red, you could change the color of your car to match your outfit! Or if it's hot in the summer you can drive a white car and wear white! Wouldn't it be cool if this was possible???

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JonJon Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 8	Please only serious replies ..thanks

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JonJon Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 8	Equinox ... you are only insulting yourself with such an attitude and langauge .. I can´t sink that deep !!! I am trying to help our company and very much others who have good ideas but no ressources like money to pay people like your father ... ask him how much he charges .... you think ordinary people can afford that ? So please ..... Why even comment on this thread if you are so angry ?.

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