Cable guy just hit the porn mother lode! - GoFuckYourself.com

Babaganoosh · 12-10-2007, 11:05 AM

I've been having trouble with my cable modem for about a week now so I scheduled a time for Cox to come out and take a look at it. The guy shows up today about an hour early and I really wasn't prepared. I was sitting at my desk working on a site having my morning caffeine.

When the doorbell rang I didn't figure it was him yet so I didn't bother to close any windows or clear history or anything. Haha, the poor fucker sat down at my desk, moved the mouse to take the monitors off standby and was presented with a cumshot scene open in photoshop and on the left monitor, a coed site.

The guy must think I am a fucking degenerate. I hope my 2257 shit is in order. I have this feeling I might be needing it soon.

who · 12-10-2007, 11:12 AM

Hahaha he's a cable guy, he's seen it before mate.

martinsc · 12-10-2007, 11:15 AM

lol, i guess he is used to stuff like this ;-)

CDSmith · 12-10-2007, 11:17 AM

Unless he's also a fundamentalist christian I think you'll be okay.

[ Nate ] · 12-10-2007, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

I've been having trouble with my cable modem for about a week now so I scheduled a time for Cox to come out and take a look at it. The guy shows up today about an hour early and I really wasn't prepared. I was sitting at my desk working on a site having my morning caffeine.

When the doorbell rang I didn't figure it was him yet so I didn't bother to close any windows or clear history or anything. Haha, the poor fucker sat down at my desk, moved the mouse to take the monitors off standby and was presented with a cumshot scene open in photoshop and on the left monitor, a coed site.

The guy must think I am a fucking degenerate. I hope my 2257 shit is in order. I have this feeling I might be needing it soon.

Funny!!!

rowan · 12-10-2007, 11:26 AM

I set up a connection for a small office several years ago, when I went into the bosses office he had about 5 Netscape windows, all with pr0n titles.

He didn't seem to be too bothered, he hadn't tried to close anything down when I knocked and entered...

Iron Fist · 12-10-2007, 11:30 AM

Nah.. they will just put your modem on a proxy server and watch your surfing habits for a few weeks and see if theres anything illegal. Nothing to worry about....

Sarah_Jayne · 12-10-2007, 11:33 AM

That is why I minimize everything before going to the door. I just know that will happen to me otherwise.

uno · 12-10-2007, 11:44 AM

I tipped the cable guy that installed my first cable modem an eighth back in 98.

rowan · 12-10-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

That is why I minimize everything before going to the door. I just know that will happen to me otherwise.

Unless you have a shitload of windows open it's still possible to see titles even when they're minimised.

(under Windows anyway)

pornguy · 12-10-2007, 12:10 PM

Sucks when that happens

DaddyHalbucks · 12-10-2007, 12:11 PM

AVN magazines laying around can be a problem too.

scottybuzz · 12-10-2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

The guy must think I am a fucking degenerate.

he would be right, you are a fucking degenerate

Babaganoosh · 12-10-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

he would be right, you are a fucking degenerate

You aren't even a webmaster. Shut your hole and move along, wannabe.

Evil E · 12-10-2007, 12:28 PM

Trust me, he has seen way worse than that.

scottybuzz · 12-10-2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

You aren't even a webmaster. Shut your hole and move along, wannabe.

nope thats correct, i wannabe a fucking degenerate like you

you make me smile bro

Babaganoosh · 12-10-2007, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

nope thats correct, i wannabe a fucking degenerate like you

you make me smile bro

So you admit you aspire to become what I am today? That's a pretty lofty goal for you. Start with learning to tie your shoes all by yourself.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-10-2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Unless you have a shitload of windows open it's still possible to see titles even when they're minimised.

(under Windows anyway)

I remote into my 'work computer' from a laptop. That way I can just minimize the remote window..none of those worries.

scottybuzz · 12-10-2007, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

So you admit you aspire to become what I am today? That's a pretty lofty goal for you. Start with learning to tie your shoes all by yourself.

order me some burgers then butter boy

Oracle Porn · 12-10-2007, 01:54 PM

similar thing happened to me once

my gf's brother came over we were eating while we started talking about how i just got a new laptop....next thing he wants to see it, moves the mouse, standby off and 2 big fake black cocks are in the mouth of a blonde coed with fake cum all over her face...
emberesing to say the least.

[ScreaM] · 12-10-2007, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

You aren't even a webmaster. Shut your hole and move along, wannabe.

lol.

crockett · 12-10-2007, 02:14 PM

I used to install cable modems, been there done that. It's wasn't ever any fun unless it was a hot chick's house whom had some naughty pics of her self on the pc.

crockett · 12-10-2007, 02:15 PM

The best one's were the people who's PC's were filled with porn spyware and auto bookmarks, I used to get a kick out of them say.. I have no idea how that got there.

Ross · 12-10-2007, 02:40 PM

I bet he wanted you to hook him up with a pass!

Shoehorn! · 12-10-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

I used to install cable modems, been there done that. It's wasn't ever any fun unless it was a hot chick's house whom had some naughty pics of her self on the pc.

That does sound pretty fun.

teg0 · 12-10-2007, 02:54 PM

I would just have told him flat out that i work in the industry and to never mind that.

tranza · 12-10-2007, 03:18 PM

Lol, that happened to me quite a few times before too!!

abadfish · 12-10-2007, 03:24 PM

I've had several different cable/dsl providers over the years and never once have any of them ever been near my computer.

I used to have a friend that was an installer and he would almost always get on aim while at clients houses and message me. I never understood how he had so much time to do that.

12-10-2007, 11:05 AM	#1
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12-10-2007, 11:26 AM	#6
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I set up a connection for a small office several years ago, when I went into the bosses office he had about 5 Netscape windows, all with pr0n titles. He didn't seem to be too bothered, he hadn't tried to close anything down when I knocked and entered...

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12-10-2007, 01:54 PM	#20
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	similar thing happened to me once my gf's brother came over we were eating while we started talking about how i just got a new laptop....next thing he wants to see it, moves the mouse, standby off and 2 big fake black cocks are in the mouth of a blonde coed with fake cum all over her face... emberesing to say the least. __________________

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	I used to install cable modems, been there done that. It's wasn't ever any fun unless it was a hot chick's house whom had some naughty pics of her self on the pc.

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crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	The best one's were the people who's PC's were filled with porn spyware and auto bookmarks, I used to get a kick out of them say.. I have no idea how that got there.

12-10-2007, 02:40 PM	#24
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	I bet he wanted you to hook him up with a pass!

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teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	I would just have told him flat out that i work in the industry and to never mind that.

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12-10-2007, 03:24 PM	#28
abadfish Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: WA Posts: 1,482	I've had several different cable/dsl providers over the years and never once have any of them ever been near my computer. I used to have a friend that was an installer and he would almost always get on aim while at clients houses and message me. I never understood how he had so much time to do that. __________________ Reanna Mae