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Old 12-09-2007, 09:42 PM   #1
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Strangest SE Hits You've Gotten
Kimo just informed me that he got a hit yesterday for someone searching "penis knees". Either someone out there has a really interesting deformity... or I don't know what the fuck.

I want to hear more bizarre search engine queries. Chop chop.



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Old 12-09-2007, 09:47 PM   #2
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:02 PM   #3
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:45 PM   #4
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:41 PM   #5
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I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created

I'll post them as an image so they don't get indexed
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:44 PM   #6
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"turkey and masturbation"...
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:47 PM   #7
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I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created
Look, Bonzer Coight Verminator "+Alice Springs" is a totally legit search term.
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:53 PM   #8
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:59 PM   #9
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And from another site, it gets even weirder...
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:04 AM   #10
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And from another site, it gets even weirder...
Fuckchild? damn.. messed up
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:19 AM   #11
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Fuckchild? damn.. messed up
From a quick search it looks like the meaning is intended to be "fucked up child" rather than two words taken literally.
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:42 AM   #12
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penisknees.com is available. Someone better reg that shit.
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:44 AM   #13
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Old 12-10-2007, 02:27 AM   #14
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Old 12-10-2007, 03:42 AM   #15
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I also get a lot of snuff for some reason but I won't post those
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Old 12-10-2007, 04:43 AM   #16
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:45 AM   #17
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Pedro the Clown? Did I miss something here? Anyone have a clue?
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:12 AM   #18
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:26 AM   #19
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LOL. some of those are funny.

In one of my adult sites, at the end of the sentence I had "Yo" like "Yo Adrian" in the title field. I removed it after I seen that "Yo" could also mean "Years Old" when my sever logs were showing sick fucks looking for CP using key words like "9 YO" and so on.

Now I watch what I type alot harder...

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Old 12-10-2007, 06:56 AM   #20
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Old 12-10-2007, 08:01 AM   #21
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I got this on an adult site..
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