Strangest SE Hits You've Gotten
 

Kimo just informed me that he got a hit yesterday for someone searching "penis knees". Either someone out there has a really interesting deformity... or I don't know what the fuck.

I want to hear more bizarre search engine queries. Chop chop.



Penis knees.

assmeat


Gotta love surfers searching for assmeat.

horse pussy

asian monkey cum

I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created

I'll post them as an image so they don't get indexed

"turkey and masturbation"...:helpme

Look, Bonzer Coight Verminator "+Alice Springs" is a totally legit search term. :(

And from another site, it gets even weirder...

http://thsrv.com/p/wtf2.gif

Fuckchild? damn.. messed up

From a quick search it looks like the meaning is intended to be "fucked up child" rather than two words taken literally.

penisknees.com is available. Someone better reg that shit.

camel sex ... mostly from india... go figure

gay men eating snot :(

barber porn
ass muffer
meat on her
chicks with spears
pro peniser




I also get a lot of snuff for some reason but I won't post those

do girls like penius with fore skin :1orglaugh





















Of coarse not:pimp

Pedro the Clown? Did I miss something here? Anyone have a clue?

haha my pussy mi gato fuck.. my cat fuck my pussy?

LOL. some of those are funny.

In one of my adult sites, at the end of the sentence I had "Yo" like "Yo Adrian" in the title field. I removed it after I seen that "Yo" could also mean "Years Old" when my sever logs were showing sick fucks looking for CP using key words like "9 YO" and so on.

Now I watch what I type alot harder...

Corn Dogg

com
2257
-tv-
earthlink-peoplepc-wssynd
wwwnaked
homepage
l*lita bestiality

and the best one
legal cp l*lita

'Noble Metal Processing'

I got this on an adult site..