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SarahLLO · 12-09-2007, 09:42 PM

Kimo just informed me that he got a hit yesterday for someone searching "penis knees". Either someone out there has a really interesting deformity... or I don't know what the fuck.

I want to hear more bizarre search engine queries. Chop chop.

Penis knees.

CDSmith · 12-09-2007, 09:47 PM

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Gotta love surfers searching for assmeat.

Kimo · 12-09-2007, 10:02 PM

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Horny Alf · 12-09-2007, 10:45 PM

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rowan · 12-09-2007, 11:41 PM

I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created

I'll post them as an image so they don't get indexed

martinsc · 12-09-2007, 11:44 PM

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GrouchyAdmin · 12-09-2007, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created

Look, Bonzer Coight Verminator "+Alice Springs" is a totally legit search term.

rowan · 12-09-2007, 11:53 PM

rowan · 12-09-2007, 11:59 PM

And from another site, it gets even weirder...

Sebastian Sands · 12-10-2007, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

And from another site, it gets even weirder...

Fuckchild? damn.. messed up

rowan · 12-10-2007, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebastian Sands

Fuckchild? damn.. messed up

From a quick search it looks like the meaning is intended to be "fucked up child" rather than two words taken literally.

tiger · 12-10-2007, 12:42 AM

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I also get a lot of snuff for some reason but I won't post those

Aussie Rebel · 12-10-2007, 04:43 AM

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Iron Fist · 12-10-2007, 05:45 AM

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Corn Dogg · 12-10-2007, 06:26 AM

LOL. some of those are funny.

In one of my adult sites, at the end of the sentence I had "Yo" like "Yo Adrian" in the title field. I removed it after I seen that "Yo" could also mean "Years Old" when my sever logs were showing sick fucks looking for CP using key words like "9 YO" and so on.

Now I watch what I type alot harder...

Corn Dogg

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I got this on an adult site..

12-09-2007, 09:42 PM	#1
SarahLLO Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OH Posts: 1,168	Strangest SE Hits You've Gotten Kimo just informed me that he got a hit yesterday for someone searching "penis knees". Either someone out there has a really interesting deformity... or I don't know what the fuck. I want to hear more bizarre search engine queries. Chop chop. Penis knees. __________________ Give me money & buy my links here, damn it!

12-09-2007, 09:47 PM	#2
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12-09-2007, 11:41 PM	#5
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	I've got some really fucked up queries to an experimental site I created I'll post them as an image so they don't get indexed

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12-09-2007, 11:59 PM	#9
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12-10-2007, 06:26 AM	#19
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12-10-2007, 08:01 AM	#21
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