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Mutt · 12-08-2007, 07:05 PM

Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy - says Jesus Christ made it all possible. Nice to know once again that Jesus has his priorities in the right place - producing football players for the NFL is much more important than starving people, curing diseases and other trivialities.

Touchdown Jesus!

aico · 12-08-2007, 07:06 PM

Obviously Jesus fucked his mother and she gave birth to him, therefore, Jesus made is possible.

Iron Fist · 12-08-2007, 07:46 PM

It's all Scientology's fault...

mikeyddddd · 12-08-2007, 08:00 PM

Yeah, but he's a helluva football player.

notoldschool · 12-08-2007, 08:01 PM

Man, just when I thought he was cool because he was home schooled.

Spunky · 12-08-2007, 08:05 PM

Jesus works in mysterious ways

Verbal · 12-08-2007, 10:27 PM

LOL Jesus is a big sports fan

Pleasurepays · 12-08-2007, 10:53 PM

Sean Taylors last words was probably also "i'd like to thank Jesus Christ for making this possible"

GrouchyAdmin · 12-08-2007, 11:00 PM

Much as Custer's last words were, "Jesus, look at all of those Indians!"

Pleasurepays · 12-08-2007, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Much as Custer's last words were, "Jesus, look at all of those Indians!"

as president Bush said "jesus! look at all those terruhists"

GrouchyAdmin · 12-08-2007, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

as president Bush said "jesus! look at all those terruhists"

..see, here's a good place for someone to do a Reality vs Mirage post, but being that it's past our favorite Canandian detractors' bed times, we can probably get by and keep politics out off a religion thread.

Pleasurepays · 12-08-2007, 11:08 PM

as Canadians always say, Jesus doesn't really play hockey so much

GrouchyAdmin · 12-08-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

as Canadians always say, Jesus doesn't really play hockey so much

It's a bitch to hold a stick with holes in your hands.

aico · 12-08-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

It's a bitch to hold a stick with holes in your hands.

You should him try to eat M & Ms

D · 12-08-2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy - says Jesus Christ made it all possible. Nice to know once again that Jesus has his priorities in the right place - producing football players for the NFL is much more important than starving people, curing diseases and other trivialities.

I lol'ed

Pleasurepays · 12-08-2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

You should him try to eat M & Ms

if he tried and succeeded, he would surely drop to one knee and thank Chuck Norris

GrouchyAdmin · 12-08-2007, 11:15 PM

Ok, come on, Jesus jokes are fine, but Chuck Norris jokes are passe. ;)

HeadPimp · 12-08-2007, 11:25 PM

Everyone knows that Jesus is a big sports fan and supporter of what ever side won.

GrouchyAdmin · 12-08-2007, 11:26 PM

Jesus is also a big supporter of rap artists who go platinum for songs about killing white people.

Pleasurepays · 12-08-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Jesus is also a big supporter of rap artists who go platinum for songs about killing white people.

ha... when i saw this thread, i instantly hear that standup bit in my head... but couldn't remember who did it (probably more than one guy has)

"i'd like to thank jesus christ, our lord and savior for helping us on our new album Bustin' Motherfuckers With My AK"

.. or something like that.

12-08-2007, 07:05 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Jesus strikes again - amazing his power Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy - says Jesus Christ made it all possible. Nice to know once again that Jesus has his priorities in the right place - producing football players for the NFL is much more important than starving people, curing diseases and other trivialities. Touchdown Jesus! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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notoldschool Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 5,687	Man, just when I thought he was cool because he was home schooled. __________________ No doubt one may quote history to support any cause, as the devil quotes scripture. -- Learned Hand http://www.bjpenn.com

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Jesus works in mysterious ways __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Obviously Jesus fucked his mother and she gave birth to him, therefore, Jesus made is possible.

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Verbal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,420	LOL Jesus is a big sports fan

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	Sean Taylors last words was probably also "i'd like to thank Jesus Christ for making this possible" Last edited by Pleasurepays; 12-08-2007 at 10:54 PM..

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GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Much as Custer's last words were, "Jesus, look at all of those Indians!" __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	as Canadians always say, Jesus doesn't really play hockey so much

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GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Ok, come on, Jesus jokes are fine, but Chuck Norris jokes are passe. ;) __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

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HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	Everyone knows that Jesus is a big sports fan and supporter of what ever side won.

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GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Jesus is also a big supporter of rap artists who go platinum for songs about killing white people. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy