Jesus strikes again - amazing his power
 

Tim Tebow wins the Heisman Trophy - says Jesus Christ made it all possible. Nice to know once again that Jesus has his priorities in the right place - producing football players for the NFL is much more important than starving people, curing diseases and other trivialities.

Touchdown Jesus!

Obviously Jesus fucked his mother and she gave birth to him, therefore, Jesus made is possible.

It's all Scientology's fault...

Yeah, but he's a helluva football player.

Man, just when I thought he was cool because he was home schooled.

Jesus works in mysterious ways

LOL Jesus is a big sports fan

Sean Taylors last words was probably also "i'd like to thank Jesus Christ for making this possible"

Much as Custer's last words were, "Jesus, look at all of those Indians!"

as president Bush said "jesus! look at all those terruhists"

..see, here's a good place for someone to do a Reality vs Mirage post, but being that it's past our favorite Canandian detractors' bed times, we can probably get by and keep politics out off a religion thread.

as Canadians always say, Jesus doesn't really play hockey so much

It's a bitch to hold a stick with holes in your hands.

You should him try to eat M & Ms

I lol'ed

if he tried and succeeded, he would surely drop to one knee and thank Chuck Norris

Ok, come on, Jesus jokes are fine, but Chuck Norris jokes are passe. ;)

Everyone knows that Jesus is a big sports fan and supporter of what ever side won.

Jesus is also a big supporter of rap artists who go platinum for songs about killing white people.

ha... when i saw this thread, i instantly hear that standup bit in my head... but couldn't remember who did it (probably more than one guy has)

"i'd like to thank jesus christ, our lord and savior for helping us on our new album Bustin' Motherfuckers With My AK"

.. or something like that.