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Compdoctor · 12-08-2007, 03:12 PM

There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant.

"Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"

sicone · 12-08-2007, 03:14 PM

Spunky · 12-08-2007, 03:15 PM

Har har..that was funny

Farang · 12-08-2007, 03:19 PM

VeriSexy · 12-08-2007, 11:44 PM

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martinsc · 12-08-2007, 11:57 PM

[ScreaM] · 12-09-2007, 01:11 AM

HAHA, that was good.

V_RocKs · 12-13-2007, 03:56 AM

I laughed.. but then I am high...

Satan · 12-13-2007, 06:13 AM

Nice one

BerdoR · 12-13-2007, 06:24 AM

teg0 · 12-13-2007, 06:29 AM

florin · 12-13-2007, 08:19 AM

Hahahahaha...nice...

Scott McD · 12-13-2007, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I laughed.. but then I am high...

Is that why you bumped Saturdays joke ??

pornguy · 12-13-2007, 08:25 AM

that was good.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 12-13-2007, 08:33 AM

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tranza · 12-13-2007, 08:36 AM

Lololololoololololol...

sniperwolf · 12-13-2007, 09:50 AM

nice one!

12-08-2007, 03:12 PM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Saturday Evening Joke There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant. "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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