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Old 12-05-2007, 06:00 PM   #1
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Wife Breaks Into Prison For Sex Romp With Husband

... he must have a biiiiiigggggg one ....

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Kent, England (AHN) - A woman who broke into an open prison in Kent just to have sex with his husband who is serving his term. She was reportedly caught just as about she was leaving.

Reports said the woman managed to sneak in Standford Hill prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, and had a successful romp with his husband.

However, the woman was caught as she was about to leave after she was spotted walking on prison ground by jail guards.

"A member of the public was found in the grounds of Standford Hill open prison," said a Prison Service spokesman. "The intruder was challenged by a staff member.

"A prisoner has been returned to a closed establishment. Police are investigating."

The Kent Police said that the woman was nabbed on possible charges of criminal trespass although she was later released with no further action. However, her husband has been transferred to a higher security prison.

An inquiry into possible breach of security is currently being undertaken.
seems like the guy wont dip his " thingy " in a pussy for a while .....
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:02 PM   #2
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I would have serviced her
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:04 PM   #3
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Hahahahaha, good one.
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:05 PM   #4
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man he must have a magic dick. lol
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Old 12-05-2007, 06:15 PM   #5
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... he must have a biiiiiigggggg one ....

seems like the guy wont dip his " thingy " in a pussy for a while .....
Some of these places are funny - at one time the cream of British industry were the occupants - CEO of Heron Group, Chairman of Guinesss (Ernest Saunders) etc.

Once, during the Gulf war one of em wanted to hold an "open day" to raise money for troops etc. They had funfairs and the usual attractions.. even had "helecopter rides" *lol* But nobody tried to escape.

Heron very kindly started the fundraising by dumping $100K into the pot and they managed to raise decent money.
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Old 12-05-2007, 07:44 PM   #6
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well kudos to the wife for not finding another dick to do her... he must have a great talent! but poor man he's not gonna taste his wife for a while
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Old 12-05-2007, 07:45 PM   #7
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he must be a good lay
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:06 PM   #8
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Reports said the woman managed to sneak in Standford Hill prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, and had a successful romp with his husband.
Looks like a mis wording, should read "cock" instead of "husband".
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:36 AM   #10
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man he must have a magic dick. lol
That mut be it, LOL
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:44 AM   #11
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whoever wrote that article needs to go back to school

"his husband" ?


"just as about" ?
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