Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 13476297)

I also just smoked my . . . lights

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13475921)

well... what you said was that you weren't concerned with killing people... you were concerned with the legal issues.

so its not like you "get it" at all. further you go on to explain like any addict does "well.... the legal limit isn't really drunk for ME... its just "drunk" according to the law" etc etc etc. to further rationalize your insanely irresponsible choice that put everyone around you at risk of being killed.

the bottom line is that people get killed because of people EXACTLY like you. people that have it all figured out. people that are just incredibly brilliant and "know their own limits". people that "are ok to drive".

i couldn't care less if someone wants to drink, drive and juggle chainsaws all at the same time if they are in the middle of the desert somewhere.

just like every other person killed by a drunk driver, my mother was killed by someone who "knew his limits", "knew he was ok to drive" and knew that the "legal limit isn't really "drunk" for him" because he was a fucking genius too... his truck hit my mom head on, at 60mph, at night, with his headlights off... driving in the wrong lane into oncoming traffic.

and... if i was like some of the fucking idiots in this thread i would have been saying to him over the years "wow... you're lucky, this is third time you have killed people in drunk driving accidents and only got sentenced to 5 years and served 2! be careful next time... we don't want to lose you"

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472862)

I also just smoked my windows and lights
:Oh crap

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472862)

Dood, ask anyone...I am the guy who insists on taking a cab every time. I am better with cabs than I am condoms. I'm just pissed I didn't listen to my own advice.


I am right with you-
I never drink and drive,and always use a condom

Except I fucked a porn star last night without one.
Could have been suicide,
But she had a test with her.

:Oh crap

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13476344)

Dood...First, I am very sorry about what happened to your Mother. I've lost friends to drunk drivers myself. It fucking sucks.

Originally Posted by YOU

As a rule: I NEVER drink when I am driving. Not because I am worried I will kill people, strictly legality.

Originally Posted by YOU

I did what I usually do. About 6 to seven Bud lights and 6 shots of Jaguar pretty fast.

Originally Posted by YOU

For me: not really drunk.

For the Law: Way over the limit.

Originally Posted by YOU

He then gave me a sobriety test, which I should have failed for countless reasons, but didn't

Originally Posted by YOU

This thread is more of a warning to those who do drive drunk to maybe think about it before they do. I've fucked up a lot in my past and a DUI would have been the end of me. I got lucky: Very, very lucky.

Originally Posted by YOU

Are things clearer now?

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13475827)

Never said it was ok, cool, a good idea, or even something I ever do. I broke my rule one time and learned why I've had it all these years. End of story.

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 13476830)

I can atest to the fact the XXX Jay does not drink and drive


Dan

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 13476830)

I can atest to the fact the XXX Jay does not drink and drive

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13476993)

ummm . . . have you read the thread?

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13476729)

thanks, i wasn't really trolling for sympathy and don't expect it. it was a very long time ago. but its a true story. we had a huge argument on her birthday. the first time we every fought. i was 15 (so i guess she was 32 because she had me at 17). i went home and was waiting to apologize for ruining her birthday. i sat by the door expecting her at 5:30 or so... i sat there staring at the door until 9:30 when one of her friends called and asked if she was home.. then told me she saw what looked like her car in a bad accident.

i never got to apologize to her.

and why?

because some addict could just as easily rationalize driving drunk. like you, he didn't say "holy shit, that was the most irrisponsible thing i have ever done in my life and i'm glad i didn't kill anyone"... like you, he was probably telling himself "wow, hahaha... that cop didn't notice i was high and drunk.... thank god i didn't lose my license... that would have sucked!"



so here you are... you claim to fully understand what its like.. yet are very clear that you are not concerned about it and very sure that it can't happen to you. wow.



A lot of rationalizations... and no acceptance of responsibility. This is a very sad statement. let me clue you in on a fact about alcohol that everyone understands except you. Alcohol impairs your judgement... FIRST. but not yours of course. you are totally under control in a 500Hp Mercedes after 7 beers and 6 shots.

oooh... wait... you said you were high and drunk and WAAAAAAY over the limit. right? i mean thats exactly what you said... here... let me quote you since your memory seems to be clouded:



hmm... yeah, don't worry about killing people. it can't happen to you. but DO worry about getting into trouble. i mean fuck running over an 7yr old, lets think about your license or the possibility of your car getting impounded... thats the real shit that destroys lives afterall. people can just have more kids anyway.


Uhmmm... HELLLO?



Uhmm... dude. seriously, its called denial. It's a problem addicts have. Furthermore, they frequently do things like blog and post to the public about their fucked up behaviors becuase they are crying for help.


Confusing... you should have failed? BUt but ... but... you're fine right? ok to drive? Why would you EVER fail a field sobriety test if you weren't too drunk to drive?

again... its called denial and you are a textbook addict.



No... its something you did and then made light of the fact that you could have killed someone. In fact, you went out of your way to say that harming others wasn't your concern at all




again... narcissistic much?

THE END OF YOU?

Hmmm... what about murdering others?

I mean you've lost many friends to drunk driving accidents. You totally know the risks and how many lives you can destroy with a simple bad decision like the one you made.

however, you still don't take responsibility for the danger you posed to others... because you drank 6-7 beers and 6 shots of jeager and then went for a drive in a super fast sports car.



I guess... if anyone was still wondering if you were an addict in desperate need of help, then you've clarified yourself perfectly.

I would be nice had you just admitted that it was horribly wrong and horribly irresponsible and you fully understand that you could have easily killed innocent people.


I dont expect anything at all i am saying, or what others are saying to impact your thinking at all. You're an addict. You're in denial. You accept zero responsibility for your actions. You have a ways to go probably before you hit rock bottom and finally figure it out, if you survive... hopefully you will only kill yourself on the way down.

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13472855)

Strictly from a financial stand point, a DUI is absolutely suicide. Figure $10k minimum for the best lawyer around (depending on the state). Then all of the costs associated with limo's & cabs etc. for business meetings since you can't rock your whip.

Then add up your lost income due to incarceration. You're looking at losing a million easy I would bet for you personally. If not more.

With all that in mind, i think you can afford the car service next time bro!

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 13477273)

Million?

Come on... Be realistic... $10,000,000,000!

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13475475)

being someone whose mother was killed on her 31st birthday by a drunk driver... i'd like to say

fuck every single one of you that thinks this is ok in any way, shape or form... or that thinks HE is lucky


that is all...

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13477331)

Numbers can be mashed up and manipulated to say anything you want them to if you do it right.

71% of people know that.

I can't wait to see PleasurePay response to this:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=99

Too bad that post made it so close the the end of page 2 instead of top of page 3.

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472862)

Except I fucked a porn star last night without one.
Could have been suicide,
But she had a test with her.

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 13476297)

you do know it is very very very common for girls to carry tests and still be HIV positive right? I worked at a porn studio and personally knew girls who would go out on Saturday night, fuck a guy without test, then use the test to get a hardcore scene on Monday. Having managed a database of pornstars and their tests for shoots, I would never put my trust in a porn star with a test.

I would go get a PCRDNA test if I were you.

Furthermore, a PCRDNA test wont show all disease, most PCRDNA tests are "HIV only" - this does not include the other vast range of diseases they carry.

Originally Posted by RAM (Post 13477519)

There is some really fucked up shit in that sig forsure. Lets here all about it come on !!!!

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13477667)

That's was KB's quote now mine. LOL

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472841)

When I left the house at 11:30 PM I should have known I had it coming. I pulled out of my driveway -- a black cat crossed my path.

As a rule: I NEVER drink when I am driving. Not because I am worried I will kill people, strictly legality.

Around 11:30 PM, I figured by the LA one-thirty last call I wouldn?t even have time to get drunk, so I drove. I went to the bar. I did what I usually do. About 6 to seven Bud lights and 6 shots of Jaguar pretty fast.

For me: not really drunk.

For the Law: Way over the limit.

I wound up handing out with ?Mystery? and ?Matador? from the Pick-Up-Artist (the worlds #1 and #2 pick-up-artists respectively).

At some point, this really hot girl in a tied up Slayer shirt comes up to me and tells me that she recognizes from a long time ago.

She then puts a Narco pill in my mouth.

I leave the bar and am invited to a party at mystery?s house, but decide that I just ought to go home. On my way, I get pulled over by the cops for the smoked taillights on my car, which I had just gotten a ticket a few days before.

The cop comes up to my window and I just kicked into survival mode. I?m not the toughest or smartest guy in the world, but I?ve been through enough shit that would have killed 10 other men. Considering my rather lengthy criminal record, a DUI would have sent me to prison for sure.

Somehow, I managed to pull shit together and calmly tell the cop I knew about the taillight problem. He then gave me a sobriety test, which I should have failed for countless reasons, but didn't.

If he had pulled out the breathalyzer, that would have been my ass. I wasn?t really that drunk, but I was drunk enough, plus the pills.

Somehow, I managed to make it home, so I am typing this now.

A rule I have lived for by many years and have only broken on very rare occasions: If you are going out drinking, take a fucking cab. Your freedom is not worth it.

That is all.

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13477246)

OK. On a happier note I was quite ammused with http://victimsofchildren.com/ (from your sig) - that shit is funny.

What I posted was an anti-drunk-driving and semi-serious. It was just my thoughts after I had just come home from that shit. I put it on my blog and re-posted on GFY.

How come you can see humor in raping children, but think that drunk driving (even when warning against it) is so horrible?

Oh let's me guess?

It's never happened to you? You probably weren't raped by a priest, but you can put together a blog that is a slap in the face to every kid that has ever been touched?

So by that same logic I can deduce this about you:

Tragedy + Things That Have Affected You = Not Funny
Tragedy + Things That Have Not Affected You = Funny

Look, I wasn't saying what I did was right, cool, or even glamorizing it - I even said I'd never do it again. Life it tough. It is full of misfortune. What happened to you sucked: No question.

You can't be super senistive about your pet subjects out of one side of your mouth and then bash people that have had the innocence taken out of the other side AND read GFY at the same time! That's hypocritical!

If you don't like it. Don't look at it. Grow a thicker skin.

:2 cents:

Now, don't even make me get started with http://15yroldvirgin.com/ ! (also in your sig) :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13480919)

As much as I hate to qoute myself, this is why nobody can go toe-to-toe with me on GFY! My Verbal Venom is powerful. At least this dood was smart enough not to come back for more.

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13480919)

As much as I hate to qoute myself, this is why nobody can go toe-to-toe with me on GFY! My Verbal Venom is powerful. At least this dood was smart enough not to come back for more.

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472841)

If he had pulled out the breathalyzer, that would have been my ass. I wasn?t really that drunk, but I was drunk enough, plus the pills.