GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   I should be in jail right now... (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=789710)

Kimo 12-05-2007 11:34 AM

yeah i never ever ever drink and drive either

good policy to have

High Plains Drifter 12-05-2007 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 13473465)
Whats a narco pill?

Norco... pretty much the same as vicodin.

JFK 12-05-2007 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shagbunny (Post 13474220)
holy crap, close call

no kidding :Oh crap

czarina 12-05-2007 11:41 AM

yep, you should be in jail right now

SpeakEasy 12-05-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imabro (Post 13473150)
That is so cool bro. I hope I can grow up to be like you bro.

Fucking stupid. But bragging about it on GFY makes it cool. Maybe bromaster will pick it up.


I have to agree with you on this. Anyone that drives drunk or on drugs deservers to crash themselves into a giant tree and NOT die, but be maimed for life and have to deal with that for the rest of their life.!!:2 cents:

kristin 12-05-2007 11:56 AM

DUI's are fucking pricey, pay the cabbie.

pornguy 12-05-2007 12:03 PM

Jay. get smart man. Black cat= go back in the house and hide in the closet for at least 24 hours

tranza 12-05-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472841)
A rule I have lived for by many years and have only broken on very rare occasions: If you are going out drinking, take a fucking cab. Your freedom is not worth it.

You should follow your own rules man..

:2 cents:

Hell House Vic 12-05-2007 12:22 PM

dude... that's stupid. ever heard of a taxi?

WWC-Pajio 12-05-2007 12:39 PM

Word....

halfpint 12-05-2007 12:42 PM

you had better hope that cop aint reading GFY you just confessed to drink driving:winkwink:

baddog 12-05-2007 01:00 PM

7 beers and 6 shots in two hours and you are "not really drunk?"

Did you mean, "not very drunk?"

CarlosTheGaucho 12-05-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13474674)
7 beers and 6 shots in two hours and you are "not really drunk?"

Did you mean, "not very drunk?"

Depends on how fit you are at the moment.. not that much drinks, I used to kick this when I was 17 back in the day without any problems.

Now the dog is older and such incidents hurt the other day.

xxxjay 12-05-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 13474101)
That's a fact Jack.

What people in Cali fail to realize is when you sign on the line for that Cali license you are in fact agreeing to take any and all tests that a peace officer may want to issue until HE is satisfied, not the driver. He can give you 100 different types of tests using 20 different breathalyzers if he wants.

So glad you are ok man, specially after what I went through.

Don't do that shit again!

That's why I was so surprised cuz you are the take a cab advocate, always.

Yeah...that is like the first time I've slipped up since I lived in Cali and a reminder that I've been right the whole time.

xxxjay 12-05-2007 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13474674)
7 beers and 6 shots in two hours and you are "not really drunk?"

Did you mean, "not very drunk?"

For me that is nothing. I have a very high tollenance for booze. I drink a lot.

RevSand 12-05-2007 01:38 PM

Damn man.. VERY close call... Taxi is the way to go or get someone else to be the DD for ya..

Fletch XXX 12-05-2007 01:40 PM

What color Norco (hydrocodone) pill did you take?

People's alcohol tolerance has zero to do with how opioids are digested into the body and the tolerance of mixing drugs with alcohol.

I am curious what size mg pill you took with that amount of alcohol and are claiming you barely feel that level of inxoxication.

I could drink with the rest of them, but once you start popping pills, you are in a whole new game. And alcohol tolerance will not make a difference.

No one, just takes hydrocodone with beers and shots and dont feel it.

Norco is just a brand name for the same old drug thats been around for a long time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocodone

CarlosTheGaucho 12-05-2007 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13474788)
For me that is nothing. I have a very high tollenance for booze. I drink a lot.

That doesn't qualify you to call me a drunk :2 cents:

baddog 12-05-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 13474740)
Depends on how fit you are at the moment.. not that much drinks, I used to kick this when I was 17 back in the day without any problems.

Now the dog is older and such incidents hurt the other day.

Doesn't mean you were not drunk . . . . legally or otherwise.

DatingGold 12-05-2007 02:21 PM

must have been the black cat..

xxxjay 12-05-2007 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 13474869)
What color Norco (hydrocodone) pill did you take?

People's alcohol tolerance has zero to do with how opioids are digested into the body and the tolerance of mixing drugs with alcohol.

I am curious what size mg pill you took with that amount of alcohol and are claiming you barely feel that level of inxoxication.

I could drink with the rest of them, but once you start popping pills, you are in a whole new game. And alcohol tolerance will not make a difference.

No one, just takes hydrocodone with beers and shots and dont feel it.

Norco is just a brand name for the same old drug thats been around for a long time

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocodone

Oh yeah dood...I was feeling pretty damn good. I won't lie. In some ways I think the norco may have actually saved me because I remained calm and didn't panic.

seeric 12-05-2007 03:05 PM

they probably just wanted to look at the benz with the brabus package.

:1orglaugh

madfuck 12-05-2007 03:27 PM

thts got to suck, anti tht some shit now huh

LeRoy 12-05-2007 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amysworld (Post 13473915)
No way in hell I am 818! I am in Hollywood. Tell your buddy to get his facts straight.

I know we dont see eye to eye on a lot of things Jay but I am glad you're ok. And I can attest to the fact that Jay is not afraid to take a cab.

I have pics on his camera of your ass hanging out in front of the DJ booth. I just thought it was funny. No disrespect to you or nothing becuase I mentioned the drama thread to him last week. Then I just got a name like yesterday. then ROTFLMAO. At him not you. But we can go rounds if you want Amy I'm down.

818 the Valley Hollywood it's all the same shit to me.

Adam X 12-05-2007 03:52 PM

holy crap dude... i saw ya at the bar, looked fine.. but then again I left before midnight.. you saw my new girl , can't blame me can ya!? but damn dude.. you ALWAYS take cabs.. glad ya beat the test.. hey I once blew .07 on 5 drinks.. go figure.. but playing guitar will help ya pass the 1,3,2,4 finger test.. its the fucking balance and touch yer nose tests that are tough.. sounds like ya worked it pretty good.. on all that shit you had, damn. !! we'll cab it out sometime soon.. maybe a crazy girls reunion party for my 5th anniv on Jan 3 since living in L.A..

peace

Pleasurepays 12-05-2007 04:02 PM

being someone whose mother was killed on her 31st birthday by a drunk driver... i'd like to say

fuck every single one of you that thinks this is ok in any way, shape or form... or that thinks HE is lucky


that is all...

xxxjay 12-05-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13475475)
being someone whose mother was killed on her 31st birthday by a drunk driver... i'd like to say

fuck every single one of you that thinks this is ok in any way, shape or form... or that thinks HE is lucky


that is all...

Never said it was ok, cool, a good idea, or even something I ever do. I broke my rule one time and learned why I've had it all these years. End of story.

Pleasurepays 12-05-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13475827)
Never said it was ok, cool, a good idea, or even something I ever do. I broke my rule one time and learned why I've had it all these years. End of story.

well... what you said was that you weren't concerned with killing people... you were concerned with the legal issues.

so its not like you "get it" at all. further you go on to explain like any addict does "well.... the legal limit isn't really drunk for ME... its just "drunk" according to the law" etc etc etc. to further rationalize your insanely irresponsible choice that put everyone around you at risk of being killed.

the bottom line is that people get killed because of people EXACTLY like you. people that have it all figured out. people that are just incredibly brilliant and "know their own limits". people that "are ok to drive".

i couldn't care less if someone wants to drink, drive and juggle chainsaws all at the same time if they are in the middle of the desert somewhere.

just like every other person killed by a drunk driver, my mother was killed by someone who "knew his limits", "knew he was ok to drive" and knew that the "legal limit isn't really "drunk" for him" because he was a fucking genius too... his truck hit my mom head on, at 60mph, at night, with his headlights off... driving in the wrong lane into oncoming traffic.

and... if i was like some of the fucking idiots in this thread i would have been saying to him over the years "wow... you're lucky, this is third time you have killed people in drunk driving accidents and only got sentenced to 5 years and served 2! be careful next time... we don't want to lose you"

RyuLion 12-05-2007 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13474674)
7 beers and 6 shots in two hours and you are "not really drunk?"

Did you mean, "not very drunk?"

that's nothing for us..:thumbsup

Twisted Dave 12-05-2007 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13472841)
For me: not really drunk.

For the Law: Way over the limit.

So drunk then? There's no for you and for the law. Fact is ... drunk has different levels of effect ... sure. But the legal limit is there because NO ONE can have the reactions etc if they're at that level. That's called drunk. Maybe not plastered drunk ... but drunk. I think you should have been tested.

baddog 12-05-2007 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 13475932)
that's nothing for us..:thumbsup

You are a good guy, but you are really the wrong person to be in this discussion.

http://imabro.com/bromasterblog/wp-c...07/10/0331.jpg

RyuLion 12-05-2007 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted Illustration (Post 13475935)
So drunk then? There's no for you and for the law. Fact is ... drunk has different levels of effect ... sure. But the legal limit is there because NO ONE can have the reactions etc if they're at that level. That's called drunk. Maybe not plastered drunk ... but drunk. I think you should have been tested.

http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/pgs72duichart.htm

Technical note: These charts are not legal evidence of actual BAC. Although it is possible for anyone to exceed the designated limits, the charts have been constructed so that fewer than 5 persons in 100 will exceed these limits when drinking the stated amounts on an empty stomach. Actual values can vary by body type, sex, health status, and other factors.

baddog 12-05-2007 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 13475961)
http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/pgs72duichart.htm

Technical note: These charts are not legal evidence of actual BAC. Although it is possible for anyone to exceed the designated limits, the charts have been constructed so that fewer than 5 persons in 100 will exceed these limits when drinking the stated amounts on an empty stomach. Actual values can vary by body type, sex, health status, and other factors.

Not sure your point. Those graphs don't even consider the possibility of drinking 12 or 13 drinks in one session, much less in 2 hours.

Maybe if the subject weighed in at 700 lbs there would be no problem.

SpeakEasy 12-05-2007 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 13474788)
For me that is nothing. I have a very high tollenance for booze. I drink a lot.


The only thing that comes to mind after reading this thread and that last post is.......IDIOT !!! Hopefully you run head on into a big tree next time you drive....Now that would be cool.:2 cents::helpme

Spunky 12-05-2007 06:27 PM

You have horseshoes up your ass dude :glugglug

X37375787 12-05-2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13475921)
well... what you said was that you weren't concerned with killing people... you were concerned with the legal issues.

so its not like you "get it" at all. further you go on to explain like any addict does "well.... the legal limit isn't really drunk for ME... its just "drunk" according to the law" etc etc etc. to further rationalize your insanely irresponsible choice that put everyone around you at risk of being killed.

the bottom line is that people get killed because of people EXACTLY like you. people that have it all figured out. people that are just incredibly brilliant and "know their own limits". people that "are ok to drive".

i couldn't care less if someone wants to drink, drive and juggle chainsaws all at the same time if they are in the middle of the desert somewhere.

just like every other person killed by a drunk driver, my mother was killed by someone who "knew his limits", "knew he was ok to drive" and knew that the "legal limit isn't really "drunk" for him" because he was a fucking genius too... his truck hit my mom head on, at 60mph, at night, with his headlights off... driving in the wrong lane into oncoming traffic.

and... if i was like some of the fucking idiots in this thread i would have been saying to him over the years "wow... you're lucky, this is third time you have killed people in drunk driving accidents and only got sentenced to 5 years and served 2! be careful next time... we don't want to lose you"

I couldn't agree with you more. I fucking despise people who drink and drive.

tony286 12-05-2007 06:43 PM

you got tons of money wanna go out hire a car for the night.

HouseHead 12-05-2007 06:47 PM

i want some norcos :D

good thing your not locked up xxx cool jay

ShaveBucks 12-05-2007 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 13475921)
well... what you said was that you weren't concerned with killing people... you were concerned with the legal issues.

so its not like you "get it" at all. further you go on to explain like any addict does "well.... the legal limit isn't really drunk for ME... its just "drunk" according to the law" etc etc etc. to further rationalize your insanely irresponsible choice that put everyone around you at risk of being killed.

the bottom line is that people get killed because of people EXACTLY like you. people that have it all figured out. people that are just incredibly brilliant and "know their own limits". people that "are ok to drive".

i couldn't care less if someone wants to drink, drive and juggle chainsaws all at the same time if they are in the middle of the desert somewhere.

just like every other person killed by a drunk driver, my mother was killed by someone who "knew his limits", "knew he was ok to drive" and knew that the "legal limit isn't really "drunk" for him" because he was a fucking genius too... his truck hit my mom head on, at 60mph, at night, with his headlights off... driving in the wrong lane into oncoming traffic.

and... if i was like some of the fucking idiots in this thread i would have been saying to him over the years "wow... you're lucky, this is third time you have killed people in drunk driving accidents and only got sentenced to 5 years and served 2! be careful next time... we don't want to lose you"

I absolutely agree. But this is a guy who constantly brags about the drugs he does, the whores he bangs and the partying he does every week.
That makes him a hero amongst these neanderthals. That's why he posts about it here. He can't post about it most other places because anywhere else in the world, people would think he's an idiot.

CarlosTheGaucho 12-05-2007 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaveBucks (Post 13476141)
I absolutely agree. But this is a guy who constantly brags about the drugs he does, the whores he bangs and the partying he does every week.
That makes him a hero amongst these neanderthals. That's why he posts about it here. He can't post about it most other places because anywhere else in the world, people would think he's an idiot.

The only difference to Jay and the posers around here is that Jay is actually very much REAL :pimp

Btw. I haven't really noticed anyone here advocating driving drunk - it's a super idiotic thing to do, I also admitted I did it, but noone is supporting that.

Get the trollin goin.. :pimp:pimp:pimp


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:11 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123