Your Dream Job - GoFuckYourself.com

playa · 09-24-2002, 03:18 PM

I am interested to know what is your Dream Job,,

always that a cool job was to be

1-bat boy on a good baseball team,

2-Sport's Agent

3-Roadie for hot concert tour

4- Radio DJ

Lexxx · 09-24-2002, 03:21 PM

Movie Director

or

Somebody Who Bosses Celebrities Around

Jizar II · 09-24-2002, 03:23 PM

I wanted to be a Fluffer, but my vacuum wasn´t strong enough

Seriously this is a Dreamjob.. Im free to do whatever I want, when I want to do it

.:Frog:. · 09-24-2002, 03:24 PM

1. film critic - I want Roger Eberts job.
Being paid to watch and write up reviews on movies sounds pretty good.

That bastard is going to see the next LOTR movie without the damn lineups.

SetTheWorldonFire · 09-24-2002, 03:24 PM

1. Actor - like ben aflack, not for talented reasons. You know why.

2. Movie Director

3. President

dikkechill · 09-24-2002, 03:24 PM

Snowboard pro

cya
Dikkechill

J.R. · 09-24-2002, 03:26 PM

The lining in a size 2-7 womens swim suit..

vending_machine · 09-24-2002, 03:29 PM

Foot rest for Cheshire.

macroguru · 09-24-2002, 03:29 PM

Being a sports agent isn't all it's cracked up to be anymore. I sat down with a firm, wanting to be one, but the NFLPA and NFL would prefer people with Law Degree's to be agents. You have a nasty ass test you have to take, that makes any entrance Exam look weak.

They study material they handed me for the test was 7 Large 3 Ring Binders full of stuff ranging from Players Rules, Team Rules, NFL Salary information, and much much more.

Anyways, Dream Job

1) Pro Athlete (I was almost there, Knee Injury cost me a lot, now my wife calls me Bundy)

2) College Football Head Coach - I coached High School Football for about 3 years, then I had to get a real job.

3) THIS!!!

Thats about it

Macro

Theo · 09-24-2002, 03:30 PM

rock star

[Labret] · 09-24-2002, 03:30 PM

Despot

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vending_machine
Foot rest for Cheshire.

Hmm, do you know acupressure?

Dildozer · 09-24-2002, 03:35 PM

When i was a kid i wanted to be an astronaut
then a firefighter
then a veterinarian
then a dentist
then a chemist
i ended up selling porn on the internet
I bet even Ms Cleo didn't see that one coming

Choder · 09-24-2002, 03:38 PM

Is being in the adult industry anybody's dream job? I'm curious if anyone is actually totally happy doing this, or if it's something we would all get out of if we could be paid this well to do what we really want.

vending_machine · 09-24-2002, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Hmm, do you know acupressure?

Give me about a week and I'll come back to you.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...779918-3174357

Honeyslut · 09-24-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choder
Is being in the adult industry anybody's dream job? I'm curious if anyone is actually totally happy doing this, or if it's something we would all get out of if we could be paid this well to do what we really want.

I am love it !

Daymare · 09-24-2002, 03:43 PM

President of a Fortune 500 company with a nice office working 4 hours/day making $5 million usd/year.

krysco · 09-24-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Hmm, do you know acupressure?

I DO I DO !!!!
Nah wish i did !

My dream job would be
a) Forensic Scientist
b) Pro Skateboarder

boldy · 09-24-2002, 03:47 PM

Waterbed test consultant

SykkBoy · 09-24-2002, 03:50 PM

Anti-Christ
Lead Vocalist for Slayer (I can do Araya's scream at the beginning of "Angel Of Death" almost perfectly)
Cheesy horror movie writer/director/producer
Third Baseman or Left Fielder for the Atlanta Braves
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock's pube fluffer
Owner of a huge chain of fastfood restaurantsthat sells out after several years and buys a professional baseball team

NedFLanders · 09-24-2002, 03:57 PM

Theese would be my 3 choises(not porn-related that is):

1. Programmer
2. Webdesigener
3. Sysadmin at some big company

salsbury · 09-24-2002, 03:58 PM

accupressure specialist

rocki · 09-24-2002, 03:59 PM

anything i dream to do I do...

i will end up living on an island ocean front with high speed internet with someone that has my same interests and traveling when we please... fishing, scubadiving, working through the internet, surfing, outside showers, outside sex... living barefoot, wearing loose clothes, cooking what we catch... etc... no marriage, no kids... just fun fun fun... and a little work... and more fun fun fun...

phogirl69 · 09-24-2002, 04:02 PM

My dream is to be a popstar

All I want to be in life is to be rich and famous, other than that
I don't give a fuck about anything else.

pr0 · 09-24-2002, 04:05 PM

porn film director

Mutt · 09-24-2002, 04:06 PM

Mark Cuban.

He got lucky on the Net made his billion before he was 40 so he could really enjoy the money. Bought the Dallas Mavericks and that's his toy.

I think i'd buy either an NBA team or an NHL team. The problem with owning an NFL team is there are only 16 games to enjoy your team. NBA and NFL teams with playoffs about 100 games.

I could handle getting the rejects from the NBA thugs. Though in the NBA my average white boy penis is going to be a pretty big letdown for the chicks looking for Jordan and Shaq size meat.

Kat - Fast · 09-24-2002, 04:15 PM

Design work - designing everything - houses, cars, boats, motorbikes. Most of the designs I have stashed away in folders and on scraps of paper appear a few years later and I end up kicking myself repeatedly for not having done anything/being able to do anything about it

ibjem2 · 09-24-2002, 04:19 PM

#1 Pro Guitarist in really good touring blues - rock band
#2 my current gig at LikeWhoa!

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibjem2
#1 Pro Guitarist in really good touring blues - rock band
#2 my current gig at LikeWhoa!

LikeWhy?

gothweb · 09-24-2002, 04:21 PM

Dream jobs..

#1. Simple. For someone to buy out my sites, promote the hell out of them, give me creative control, and pay me a high percentage. A guy can dream.

#2. Philosophy Professor at a good University in the UK. This one is somewhat more likely.

pr0 · 09-24-2002, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Dream jobs..

#1. Simple. For someone to buy out my sites, promote the hell out of them, give me creative control, and pay me a high percentage. A guy can dream.

#2. Philosophy Professor at a good University in the UK. This one is somewhat more likely.

You never know man, keep hope alive

playa · 09-24-2002, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Mark Cuban.

He got lucky on the Net made his billion before he was 40 so he could really enjoy the money. Bought the Dallas Mavericks and that's his toy.

Is it true he made is money from that old pyramid email scam
where you tell people to send $5 to each people on your list..

seriously some of your so called "dream Jobs" involve alot of work..

Ross · 09-24-2002, 04:32 PM

Star Football ( Soccer) Player In Scotland For Celtic

Would be nice i guess

playa · 09-24-2002, 04:34 PM

No one else want to be a Radio DJ?

getting exclusive access to meet and interview celebs

be able to cut in line to get into all the clubs and go straight to the VIP

TDF · 09-24-2002, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
No one else want to be a Radio DJ?

getting exclusive access to meet and interview celebs

be able to cut in line to get into all the clubs and go straight to the VIP

been there and done that without being a radio DJ. Being an ex record exec still has many many benefits when it comes to concerts and private parties...if only they know what I was doing these days...

phogirl69 · 09-24-2002, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
My dream is to be a popstar

All I want to be in life is to be rich and famous, other than that
I don't give a fuck about anything else.

I really really really really really really really really really want to be a popstar. It would be awesome, having my own personal assistant, stylists, make up artist, my own entourage. I already am kind of a diva and have the bad "attitude" so I think I would be perfect!

Anyways, my life sucks, I hate my stupid boring life and it sucks!!!!! At least I get to work from home (which is not as bad as working for someone else cuz then I would REALLY kill myself)
but I want to be fabulously rich and famous and sing for a living on a tv and stuff. EVERYBODY in socal wants to be like an actress or singer so there's lots of competition.

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 04:41 PM

I think the water line's a little low with that girl...

playa · 09-24-2002, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69

I really really really really really really really really really want to be a popstar. It would be awesome, having my own personal assistant, stylists, make up artist, my own entourage. I already am kind of a diva and have the bad "attitude" so I think I would be perfect!

You are definately female,,hehe

fear · 09-24-2002, 05:06 PM

I`d like to be president of the USA

snowpimp · 09-24-2002, 05:07 PM

my dream job would be no job and living off the interest accumulating from the millions of dollars i'd have in the bank.

me second dream job, well i'm already there.....if you have to work for a living, it doesn't get much better than this folks!

Rex · 09-24-2002, 06:48 PM

Professional blow job receiver

09-24-2002, 03:24 PM	#4
.:Frog:. Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ~ C A N A D A ~ Posts: 2,123	1. film critic - I want Roger Eberts job. Being paid to watch and write up reviews on movies sounds pretty good. That bastard is going to see the next LOTR movie without the damn lineups. __________________ <a href="http://www.pornopayouts.com/?rid=pp3076">PornoPayouts</a> Tons of Hosted Galleries.

09-24-2002, 03:24 PM	#5
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	1. Actor - like ben aflack, not for talented reasons. You know why. 2. Movie Director 3. President __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

09-24-2002, 03:24 PM	#6
dikkechill Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 679	Snowboard pro cya Dikkechill __________________ Teens in Wet Panties 60% recurring, ccbill, hosted galleries

09-24-2002, 03:29 PM	#8
vending_machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,062	Foot rest for Cheshire. __________________

09-24-2002, 03:29 PM	#9
macroguru Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Somewhere out west Posts: 260	Being a sports agent isn't all it's cracked up to be anymore. I sat down with a firm, wanting to be one, but the NFLPA and NFL would prefer people with Law Degree's to be agents. You have a nasty ass test you have to take, that makes any entrance Exam look weak. They study material they handed me for the test was 7 Large 3 Ring Binders full of stuff ranging from Players Rules, Team Rules, NFL Salary information, and much much more. Anyways, Dream Job 1) Pro Athlete (I was almost there, Knee Injury cost me a lot, now my wife calls me Bundy) 2) College Football Head Coach - I coached High School Football for about 3 years, then I had to get a real job. 3) THIS!!! Thats about it Macro __________________ MacroGuru Give Your Surfers Some Portable Strippers - Pocket Strippers

09-24-2002, 03:18 PM	#1
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	Your Dream Job I am interested to know what is your Dream Job,, always that a cool job was to be 1-bat boy on a good baseball team, 2-Sport's Agent 3-Roadie for hot concert tour 4- Radio DJ

09-24-2002, 03:21 PM	#2
Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	Movie Director or Somebody Who Bosses Celebrities Around __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-24-2002, 03:23 PM	#3
Jizar II Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: LLL© Posts: 1,425	I wanted to be a Fluffer, but my vacuum wasn´t strong enough Seriously this is a Dreamjob.. Im free to do whatever I want, when I want to do it

09-24-2002, 03:26 PM	#7
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	The lining in a size 2-7 womens swim suit..

09-24-2002, 03:30 PM	#10
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	rock star

09-24-2002, 03:30 PM	#11
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Despot

09-24-2002, 03:35 PM	#13
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	When i was a kid i wanted to be an astronaut then a firefighter then a veterinarian then a dentist then a chemist i ended up selling porn on the internet I bet even Ms Cleo didn't see that one coming __________________ Spam link here

09-24-2002, 03:38 PM	#14
Choder Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 446	Is being in the adult industry anybody's dream job? I'm curious if anyone is actually totally happy doing this, or if it's something we would all get out of if we could be paid this well to do what we really want. __________________ Make money with your exit/404 traffic - hit up ICQ 26910698 <br> "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

09-24-2002, 03:43 PM	#17
Daymare Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,674	President of a Fortune 500 company with a nice office working 4 hours/day making $5 million usd/year.

09-24-2002, 03:47 PM	#19
boldy Macdaddy coder Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MacDaddy pimp coder Posts: 2,806	Waterbed test consultant __________________ MacDaddy Coder.

09-24-2002, 03:50 PM	#20
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Anti-Christ Lead Vocalist for Slayer (I can do Araya's scream at the beginning of "Angel Of Death" almost perfectly) Cheesy horror movie writer/director/producer Third Baseman or Left Fielder for the Atlanta Braves Pamela Anderson Lee Rock's pube fluffer Owner of a huge chain of fastfood restaurantsthat sells out after several years and buys a professional baseball team __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

09-24-2002, 03:57 PM	#21
NedFLanders Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 412	Theese would be my 3 choises(not porn-related that is): 1. Programmer 2. Webdesigener 3. Sysadmin at some big company __________________ omgwtfbbq

09-24-2002, 03:58 PM	#22
salsbury Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,070	accupressure specialist __________________

09-24-2002, 03:59 PM	#23
rocki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 988	anything i dream to do I do... i will end up living on an island ocean front with high speed internet with someone that has my same interests and traveling when we please... fishing, scubadiving, working through the internet, surfing, outside showers, outside sex... living barefoot, wearing loose clothes, cooking what we catch... etc... no marriage, no kids... just fun fun fun... and a little work... and more fun fun fun...

09-24-2002, 04:02 PM	#24
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	My dream is to be a popstar All I want to be in life is to be rich and famous, other than that I don't give a fuck about anything else. Last edited by phogirl69; 09-24-2002 at 04:08 PM..

09-24-2002, 04:05 PM	#25
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	porn film director

09-24-2002, 04:06 PM	#26
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Mark Cuban. He got lucky on the Net made his billion before he was 40 so he could really enjoy the money. Bought the Dallas Mavericks and that's his toy. I think i'd buy either an NBA team or an NHL team. The problem with owning an NFL team is there are only 16 games to enjoy your team. NBA and NFL teams with playoffs about 100 games. I could handle getting the rejects from the NBA thugs. Though in the NBA my average white boy penis is going to be a pretty big letdown for the chicks looking for Jordan and Shaq size meat. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

09-24-2002, 04:15 PM	#27
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	Design work - designing everything - houses, cars, boats, motorbikes. Most of the designs I have stashed away in folders and on scraps of paper appear a few years later and I end up kicking myself repeatedly for not having done anything/being able to do anything about it

09-24-2002, 04:19 PM	#28
ibjem2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: NYC, capital of the world Posts: 178	#1 Pro Guitarist in really good touring blues - rock band #2 my current gig at LikeWhoa!

09-24-2002, 04:21 PM	#30
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Dream jobs.. #1. Simple. For someone to buy out my sites, promote the hell out of them, give me creative control, and pay me a high percentage. A guy can dream. #2. Philosophy Professor at a good University in the UK. This one is somewhat more likely. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

09-24-2002, 04:32 PM	#33
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Star Football ( Soccer) Player In Scotland For Celtic Would be nice i guess

09-24-2002, 04:34 PM	#34
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	No one else want to be a Radio DJ? getting exclusive access to meet and interview celebs be able to cut in line to get into all the clubs and go straight to the VIP

09-24-2002, 04:41 PM	#37
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I think the water line's a little low with that girl... __________________ just a little bit naughty

09-24-2002, 05:06 PM	#39
fear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 379	I`d like to be president of the USA

09-24-2002, 05:07 PM	#40
snowpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA Posts: 1,099	my dream job would be no job and living off the interest accumulating from the millions of dollars i'd have in the bank. me second dream job, well i'm already there.....if you have to work for a living, it doesn't get much better than this folks! __________________ HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!! Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058 SIGNS, GRAPHICS & PRINTING ~ NETWORKING AND IT SERVICES

09-24-2002, 06:48 PM	#41
Rex Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 2,241	Professional blow job receiver __________________ I don't own RexMag anymore.