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playa 09-24-2002 03:18 PM

Your Dream Job
 
I am interested to know what is your Dream Job,,

always that a cool job was to be

1-bat boy on a good baseball team,

2-Sport's Agent

3-Roadie for hot concert tour

4- Radio DJ

Lexxx 09-24-2002 03:21 PM

Movie Director

or

Somebody Who Bosses Celebrities Around

Jizar II 09-24-2002 03:23 PM

I wanted to be a Fluffer, but my vacuum wasn´t strong enough :1orglaugh

Seriously this is a Dreamjob.. Im free to do whatever I want, when I want to do it :)

.:Frog:. 09-24-2002 03:24 PM

1. film critic - I want Roger Eberts job.
Being paid to watch and write up reviews on movies sounds pretty good.

That bastard is going to see the next LOTR movie without the damn lineups.

SetTheWorldonFire 09-24-2002 03:24 PM

1. Actor - like ben aflack, not for talented reasons. You know why.

2. Movie Director

3. President

:thumbsup

dikkechill 09-24-2002 03:24 PM

Snowboard pro

cya
Dikkechill

J.R. 09-24-2002 03:26 PM

The lining in a size 2-7 womens swim suit..:1orglaugh

vending_machine 09-24-2002 03:29 PM

Foot rest for Cheshire.

macroguru 09-24-2002 03:29 PM

Being a sports agent isn't all it's cracked up to be anymore. I sat down with a firm, wanting to be one, but the NFLPA and NFL would prefer people with Law Degree's to be agents. You have a nasty ass test you have to take, that makes any entrance Exam look weak.

They study material they handed me for the test was 7 Large 3 Ring Binders full of stuff ranging from Players Rules, Team Rules, NFL Salary information, and much much more.

Anyways, Dream Job

1) Pro Athlete (I was almost there, Knee Injury cost me a lot, now my wife calls me Bundy)

2) College Football Head Coach - I coached High School Football for about 3 years, then I had to get a real job.

3) THIS!!!

Thats about it

Macro

Theo 09-24-2002 03:30 PM

rock star

[Labret] 09-24-2002 03:30 PM

Despot

Cheshire 09-24-2002 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vending_machine
Foot rest for Cheshire.
Hmm, do you know acupressure?

Dildozer 09-24-2002 03:35 PM

When i was a kid i wanted to be an astronaut
then a firefighter
then a veterinarian
then a dentist
then a chemist
i ended up selling porn on the internet
I bet even Ms Cleo didn't see that one coming

Choder 09-24-2002 03:38 PM

Is being in the adult industry anybody's dream job? I'm curious if anyone is actually totally happy doing this, or if it's something we would all get out of if we could be paid this well to do what we really want.

vending_machine 09-24-2002 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Hmm, do you know acupressure?
Give me about a week and I'll come back to you.

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Honeyslut 09-24-2002 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choder
Is being in the adult industry anybody's dream job? I'm curious if anyone is actually totally happy doing this, or if it's something we would all get out of if we could be paid this well to do what we really want.
I am love it ! :)

Daymare 09-24-2002 03:43 PM

President of a Fortune 500 company with a nice office working 4 hours/day making $5 million usd/year.

krysco 09-24-2002 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Hmm, do you know acupressure?

I DO I DO !!!!
Nah wish i did !

My dream job would be
a) Forensic Scientist
b) Pro Skateboarder

boldy 09-24-2002 03:47 PM

Waterbed test consultant :thumbsup

SykkBoy 09-24-2002 03:50 PM

Anti-Christ
Lead Vocalist for Slayer (I can do Araya's scream at the beginning of "Angel Of Death" almost perfectly)
Cheesy horror movie writer/director/producer
Third Baseman or Left Fielder for the Atlanta Braves
Pamela Anderson Lee Rock's pube fluffer
Owner of a huge chain of fastfood restaurantsthat sells out after several years and buys a professional baseball team

NedFLanders 09-24-2002 03:57 PM

Theese would be my 3 choises(not porn-related that is):

1. Programmer
2. Webdesigener
3. Sysadmin at some big company

salsbury 09-24-2002 03:58 PM

accupressure specialist

rocki 09-24-2002 03:59 PM

anything i dream to do I do...

i will end up living on an island ocean front with high speed internet with someone that has my same interests and traveling when we please... fishing, scubadiving, working through the internet, surfing, outside showers, outside sex... living barefoot, wearing loose clothes, cooking what we catch... etc... no marriage, no kids... just fun fun fun... and a little work... and more fun fun fun...


:Graucho :glugglug :Graucho :Graucho

phogirl69 09-24-2002 04:02 PM

My dream is to be a popstar

All I want to be in life is to be rich and famous, other than that
I don't give a fuck about anything else.

pr0 09-24-2002 04:05 PM

porn film director

Mutt 09-24-2002 04:06 PM

Mark Cuban.

He got lucky on the Net made his billion before he was 40 so he could really enjoy the money. Bought the Dallas Mavericks and that's his toy.

I think i'd buy either an NBA team or an NHL team. The problem with owning an NFL team is there are only 16 games to enjoy your team. NBA and NFL teams with playoffs about 100 games.

I could handle getting the rejects from the NBA thugs. Though in the NBA my average white boy penis is going to be a pretty big letdown for the chicks looking for Jordan and Shaq size meat.

Kat - Fast 09-24-2002 04:15 PM

Design work - designing everything - houses, cars, boats, motorbikes. Most of the designs I have stashed away in folders and on scraps of paper appear a few years later and I end up kicking myself repeatedly for not having done anything/being able to do anything about it :(

ibjem2 09-24-2002 04:19 PM

#1 Pro Guitarist in really good touring blues - rock band
#2 my current gig at LikeWhoa!

Cheshire 09-24-2002 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibjem2
#1 Pro Guitarist in really good touring blues - rock band
#2 my current gig at LikeWhoa!

LikeWhy?

gothweb 09-24-2002 04:21 PM

Dream jobs..

#1. Simple. For someone to buy out my sites, promote the hell out of them, give me creative control, and pay me a high percentage. A guy can dream.

#2. Philosophy Professor at a good University in the UK. This one is somewhat more likely.

pr0 09-24-2002 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Dream jobs..

#1. Simple. For someone to buy out my sites, promote the hell out of them, give me creative control, and pay me a high percentage. A guy can dream.

#2. Philosophy Professor at a good University in the UK. This one is somewhat more likely.

You never know man, keep hope alive :thumbsup

playa 09-24-2002 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Mark Cuban.

He got lucky on the Net made his billion before he was 40 so he could really enjoy the money. Bought the Dallas Mavericks and that's his toy.


Is it true he made is money from that old pyramid email scam
where you tell people to send $5 to each people on your list..


seriously some of your so called "dream Jobs" involve alot of work..

Ross 09-24-2002 04:32 PM

Star Football ( Soccer) Player In Scotland For Celtic

Would be nice i guess

playa 09-24-2002 04:34 PM

No one else want to be a Radio DJ?

getting exclusive access to meet and interview celebs

be able to cut in line to get into all the clubs and go straight to the VIP

TDF 09-24-2002 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
No one else want to be a Radio DJ?

getting exclusive access to meet and interview celebs

be able to cut in line to get into all the clubs and go straight to the VIP


been there and done that without being a radio DJ. Being an ex record exec still has many many benefits when it comes to concerts and private parties...if only they know what I was doing these days...

phogirl69 09-24-2002 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
My dream is to be a popstar

All I want to be in life is to be rich and famous, other than that
I don't give a fuck about anything else.

I really really really really really really really really really want to be a popstar. It would be awesome, having my own personal assistant, stylists, make up artist, my own entourage. I already am kind of a diva and have the bad "attitude" so I think I would be perfect!

Anyways, my life sucks, I hate my stupid boring life and it sucks!!!!! At least I get to work from home (which is not as bad as working for someone else cuz then I would REALLY kill myself)
but I want to be fabulously rich and famous and sing for a living on a tv and stuff. EVERYBODY in socal wants to be like an actress or singer so there's lots of competition. :BangBang:

Cheshire 09-24-2002 04:41 PM

:eek7

I think the water line's a little low with that girl...

playa 09-24-2002 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69


I really really really really really really really really really want to be a popstar. It would be awesome, having my own personal assistant, stylists, make up artist, my own entourage. I already am kind of a diva and have the bad "attitude" so I think I would be perfect!



You are definately female,,hehe

fear 09-24-2002 05:06 PM

I`d like to be president of the USA

snowpimp 09-24-2002 05:07 PM

my dream job would be no job and living off the interest accumulating from the millions of dollars i'd have in the bank.

me second dream job, well i'm already there.....if you have to work for a living, it doesn't get much better than this folks!

Rex 09-24-2002 06:48 PM

Professional blow job receiver


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