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Fish-X · 09-24-2002, 07:47 AM

well, i just broke up with my 2 year gf, for some reason i don't know. i guess i just got tired of going into and out of relationships for 7 years nonstop..

so for the married people, and those with gfs, how do you know if she's the one for you?

a stupid and mushy question, i know.. so if you don't want to reply, it's ok.. if you have something to say, please do...

boldy · 09-24-2002, 07:52 AM

I dont know really, but when i met my GF, we had the feeling that we'd known each other for years ... may b thats a sign ?

Darkhorse · 09-24-2002, 07:53 AM

It is hard to say if she was the one or not. I split with my ex about 3 months ago, we have two kids (twins). She was a great girlfriend, but as soon as we split she wouldn't let me see my kids (and still won't).

I think you need to think about the reason you split with her, it had to be something.....

Jakke PNG · 09-24-2002, 07:56 AM

Does she rim you?

Fish-X · 09-24-2002, 08:08 AM

rim = she licks my ass?

she tried, but i didn't want her to..

zip · 09-24-2002, 08:21 AM

A two year old girlfriend can't be good...

Fish-X · 09-24-2002, 08:23 AM

indeed. good thing she's already 20..

SykkBoy · 09-24-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by fishfusion-x
rim = she licks my ass?

she tried, but i didn't want her to..

...and you say she's "available" now? have some contact info?
;)))))))))))

sherie · 09-24-2002, 09:08 AM

You wouldn't have wanted to break up with her if she was 'the one'.

Keev · 09-24-2002, 09:34 AM

if you fart, and she laughes or doesnt freak out, shes a keepa

High Quality · 09-24-2002, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Keev
if you fart, and she laughes or doesnt freak out, shes a keepa

I just broke up with a girl who laughed when I farted.... hmmm

Honeyslut · 09-24-2002, 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by Keev
if you fart, and she laughes or doesnt freak out, shes a keepa

Or she farts back

beerbust03 · 09-24-2002, 11:49 AM

Love hurts.....Love Bleeds.!

playa · 09-24-2002, 12:01 PM

listen up guys,, this is when you know your girl is the one

1. She can cook her ass off. Even bake cookies from scratch!!

2. Can give you head without wanting anything in return.

3. When ever you go out with her, you notice other people starring at her because she looks so hot.

4. Fixes you a sandwich after sex.

5. Isn't always needy or wanting something

6. keeps her mouth shut when you don't feel like talking

there are more,, but you gonna have to buy my book

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 12:02 PM

no such thing as 'the one'

Kris · 09-24-2002, 12:08 PM

i don't think you'll know she's the one till you're old and grey and still together. i had a gf for 4 yrs and i thought she was it. we broke up over a year ago and it was the best thing to ever happen to me. you shouldn't go looking for the one either.

the oracle told neo he wasn't the one...

TaDoW · 09-24-2002, 12:11 PM

if she lets you put it in her butt, then she's the one!

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
if she lets you put it in her butt, then she's the one!

And 'IT' is....

Sly_RJ · 09-24-2002, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Kris

the oracle told neo he wasn't the one...

Ooo! I love it!

booker · 09-24-2002, 12:15 PM

Does she do that thing where she lays on her shoulders and flips her legs up with her knees close to her head? ..that might be a sign.

Sorry to hear about the tough luck though.. sometimes a little time apart is the best thing. Certainly was in my life.

salsbury · 09-24-2002, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by fishfusion-x
well, i just broke up with my 2 year gf, for some reason i don't know. i guess i just got tired of going into and out of relationships for 7 years nonstop..

so for the married people, and those with gfs, how do you know if she's the one for you?

a stupid and mushy question, i know.. so if you don't want to reply, it's ok.. if you have something to say, please do...

she's the one if you're comfortable with her in every way. if there is anything uncomfortable, she might be "the one in your bed" but not "the one".

listen to your instincts on this. don't try to rationalize/justify her positions/issues if they bug you. don't try to change yourself to accomodate them. it will fail.

smoke · 09-24-2002, 12:19 PM

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listen up guys,, this is when you know your girl is the one

1. She can cook her ass off. Even bake cookies from scratch!!

2. Can give you head without wanting anything in return.

3. When ever you go out with her, you notice other people starring at her because she looks so hot.

4. Fixes you a sandwich after sex.

5. Isn't always needy or wanting something

6. keeps her mouth shut when you don't feel like talking

Amen!!!

I recently ended a 7 year relationship and I feel happier than Ive felt in years!

Eric · 09-24-2002, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
And 'IT' is....

All the things you like so much

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by salsbury
listen to your instincts on this. don't try to rationalize/justify her positions/issues if they bug you. don't try to change yourself to accomodate them. it will fail.

Yes, in other words ~ Don't be a CHICK! Enjoy being a solo flyer for a while, at some point the wind's gonna float you to a nice hanger but don't land for at least 5 months.

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
All the things you like so much

then I can only hope it's not all at once!

MaxDent · 09-24-2002, 12:31 PM

The true test to find out is she's the one is to tell her that you are late for the bus. If she throws herself in front of the bus to stop it, she's the one.

Eric · 09-24-2002, 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
then I can only hope it's not all at once!

Long list eh?

mijoon · 09-24-2002, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by salsbury

...... don't try to rationalize/justify her positions/issues if they bug you. don't try to change yourself to accomodate them. it will fail.

People,
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Beastiepoo · 09-24-2002, 01:23 PM

My husband and I were friends online first. Then when we met in person, we 'clicked'. I didn't believe it was possible until I met him.

But a load of things people have said above are valuable. Gotta follow your instincts and be yourself. If/when you find 'the one' you should know it without question.

FlyingIguana · 09-24-2002, 01:24 PM

does she swallow? that pretty much narrows it down. she's either the one, or a dirty whore. guess u just gotta know which category fits...

RogerV · 09-24-2002, 01:52 PM

I'm going thru the same shit and it fucking sucks.
As soon as she got pregnant she turnd into a total bitch and moved out last week.

All she can say is I changed and its all my fault it didn't work out.
I didn't treat her right. Everyone knows I did except her.

But time has a way of healing itself and thats the only way to move on.

It sucks I feel for you

mijoon · 09-24-2002, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
.... she's either the one, or a dirty whore.....

What ??? Does it have to be one or the other ???

Muffy · 09-24-2002, 02:01 PM

I went through a string of long term relationships that were good but I never really saw a real future in them and now I know my guy is the one. He was always there (we have been friends for like 7 years) but we got together a year and a half ago and now we are engaged. He is the only person that I have been with that I look at and realize that I want to spend my future with him.

cafeaulait · 09-24-2002, 02:20 PM

My gf has just started doing ass 2 mouth, now I know she's the one.....

Cheshire · 09-24-2002, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by cafeaulait
My gf has just started doing ass 2 mouth, now I know she's the one.....

Haha ~ that's the second time I've heard that referenced as 'keeper material'

Big E · 09-24-2002, 02:59 PM

Hey.. we're all big fans of the anal..

playa · 09-24-2002, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by cafeaulait
My gf has just started doing ass 2 mouth, now I know she's the one.....

do you kiss that mouth ?

Jon · 09-24-2002, 03:06 PM

if she bangs you on the first date shes not for you.
if she fucks you and invites girls along to join on the first date then shes a keeper!

Voodoo · 09-24-2002, 05:39 PM

Ok, answer the following questions:
1. Do you find yourself wanting to kill every guy that gets within 100 yards of her?
2. Do you tap her phone, to make sure she isn't cheating on you?
3. Do you tell her she's a "Dirty Whore" and nobody else would ever want her?
4. Do you tell her she looks fat sometimes, but, that's okay because you like a big ass.
5. Are you always suspicious of her "guy" friends?
6. When you 69, is she careful NOT to cram her asshole in your nose?
7. Does she swallow?
8. Does she bug the fuck out of you when you are trying to "research" what new porn came out today?
9. Is she open to the possibility of having a 3some with you and her Hot best friend?
10. Does she have a good rack?

If you answered "YES" to all of these.... She is mostly likely the ONE.

Jak · 09-24-2002, 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by playa
listen up guys,, this is when you know your girl is the one

1. She can cook her ass off. Even bake cookies from scratch!!

2. Can give you head without wanting anything in return.

3. When ever you go out with her, you notice other people starring at her because she looks so hot.

4. Fixes you a sandwich after sex.

5. Isn't always needy or wanting something

6. keeps her mouth shut when you don't feel like talking

there are more,, but you gonna have to buy my book

Yep. My wife rocks the world.

Jak

09-24-2002, 07:47 AM	#1
Fish-X Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ICQ 147307350 Posts: 216	how do you know if she's the one? well, i just broke up with my 2 year gf, for some reason i don't know. i guess i just got tired of going into and out of relationships for 7 years nonstop.. so for the married people, and those with gfs, how do you know if she's the one for you? a stupid and mushy question, i know.. so if you don't want to reply, it's ok.. if you have something to say, please do...

09-24-2002, 07:52 AM	#2
boldy Macdaddy coder Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MacDaddy pimp coder Posts: 2,806	I dont know really, but when i met my GF, we had the feeling that we'd known each other for years ... may b thats a sign ? __________________ MacDaddy Coder.

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Darkhorse Horsing Around Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AU Posts: 5,863	It is hard to say if she was the one or not. I split with my ex about 3 months ago, we have two kids (twins). She was a great girlfriend, but as soon as we split she wouldn't let me see my kids (and still won't). I think you need to think about the reason you split with her, it had to be something.....

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Fish-X Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ICQ 147307350 Posts: 216	rim = she licks my ass? she tried, but i didn't want her to..

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zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	A two year old girlfriend can't be good...

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Fish-X Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ICQ 147307350 Posts: 216	indeed. good thing she's already 20..

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	listen up guys,, this is when you know your girl is the one 1. She can cook her ass off. Even bake cookies from scratch!! 2. Can give you head without wanting anything in return. 3. When ever you go out with her, you notice other people starring at her because she looks so hot. 4. Fixes you a sandwich after sex. 5. Isn't always needy or wanting something 6. keeps her mouth shut when you don't feel like talking there are more,, but you gonna have to buy my book

09-24-2002, 12:02 PM	#15
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	no such thing as 'the one' __________________ just a little bit naughty

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Kris Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 940	i don't think you'll know she's the one till you're old and grey and still together. i had a gf for 4 yrs and i thought she was it. we broke up over a year ago and it was the best thing to ever happen to me. you shouldn't go looking for the one either. the oracle told neo he wasn't the one... __________________ I am the walrus.

09-24-2002, 12:11 PM	#17
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	if she lets you put it in her butt, then she's the one!

09-24-2002, 12:15 PM	#20
booker Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,370	Does she do that thing where she lays on her shoulders and flips her legs up with her knees close to her head? ..that might be a sign. Sorry to hear about the tough luck though.. sometimes a little time apart is the best thing. Certainly was in my life. __________________ Xanadu024 (aim) or 286785389 (icq) "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	The true test to find out is she's the one is to tell her that you are late for the bus. If she throws herself in front of the bus to stop it, she's the one.

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Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	My husband and I were friends online first. Then when we met in person, we 'clicked'. I didn't believe it was possible until I met him. But a load of things people have said above are valuable. Gotta follow your instincts and be yourself. If/when you find 'the one' you should know it without question. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	does she swallow? that pretty much narrows it down. she's either the one, or a dirty whore. guess u just gotta know which category fits...

09-24-2002, 01:52 PM	#31
RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	I'm going thru the same shit and it fucking sucks. As soon as she got pregnant she turnd into a total bitch and moved out last week. All she can say is I changed and its all my fault it didn't work out. I didn't treat her right. Everyone knows I did except her. But time has a way of healing itself and thats the only way to move on. It sucks I feel for you

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Muffy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Toronto and Italy Posts: 494	I went through a string of long term relationships that were good but I never really saw a real future in them and now I know my guy is the one. He was always there (we have been friends for like 7 years) but we got together a year and a half ago and now we are engaged. He is the only person that I have been with that I look at and realize that I want to spend my future with him. __________________ How Do I Measure Up? Need Something Written? I do press Releases, Articles, Websites, Marketing Materials, adult stories and more! Email [email protected] for more information

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cafeaulait Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 587	My gf has just started doing ass 2 mouth, now I know she's the one.....

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Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	if she bangs you on the first date shes not for you. if she fucks you and invites girls along to join on the first date then shes a keeper! __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

09-24-2002, 05:39 PM	#39
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Ok, answer the following questions: 1. Do you find yourself wanting to kill every guy that gets within 100 yards of her? 2. Do you tap her phone, to make sure she isn't cheating on you? 3. Do you tell her she's a "Dirty Whore" and nobody else would ever want her? 4. Do you tell her she looks fat sometimes, but, that's okay because you like a big ass. 5. Are you always suspicious of her "guy" friends? 6. When you 69, is she careful NOT to cram her asshole in your nose? 7. Does she swallow? 8. Does she bug the fuck out of you when you are trying to "research" what new porn came out today? 9. Is she open to the possibility of having a 3some with you and her Hot best friend? 10. Does she have a good rack? If you answered "YES" to all of these.... She is mostly likely the ONE. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."