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ProducerCashDave · 11-29-2007, 09:22 PM

My girlfriend is doing a speech on women drivers. The speech needs to be funny and give an idea about men's view on women drivers. Looking for funny quotes and incidents. No need for pics and youtube videos.
Hope you can help. Thanks.

Spunky · 11-29-2007, 09:24 PM

Women consider putting on make up,talking on their cell,and drinking coffee as multitasking

After Shock Media · 11-29-2007, 09:30 PM

I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck.

iDope · 11-29-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck.

racist asshole

After Shock Media · 11-29-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by iDope

racist asshole

No that is not racist, that is an observational cliche that has proven itself over and over to me.

At the same time old people in buicks scare the crap out of me as well, opps guess I am also a agist asshole too.

By the way you left out sexist.

iDope · 11-29-2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

By the way you left out sexist.

Nah.. sexist is fine.

Scott McD · 11-29-2007, 10:41 PM

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

Shagbunny · 11-29-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

calibra · 11-30-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

Fucking WINNER!

subpuppy · 11-30-2007, 01:35 AM

I saw a woman today driving a car with a "Hang up and drive" bumper sticker on her car. The funny part was, she was on her cell when we passed her.

WWC · 11-30-2007, 01:54 AM

Women Can Not drive .... Period!

florin · 11-30-2007, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck.

yumma · 11-30-2007, 06:58 AM

some women drive like crazy!

The Heron · 11-30-2007, 07:25 AM

Women should not leave the kitchen

BerdoR · 11-30-2007, 07:29 AM

Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'

more at http://thejokes.co.uk/jokes-about-women-drivers.php

Mefo · 11-30-2007, 07:47 AM

This pretty much sums it all up:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/3122...ee_minuut.html

Mefo · 11-30-2007, 07:59 AM

this one is also pretty cool lol http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2872...torrijder.html

Danny B · 11-30-2007, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

This pretty much sums it all up:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/3122...ee_minuut.html

Oh man. That's emberassing

11-29-2007, 09:22 PM	#1
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11-29-2007, 09:24 PM	#2
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11-29-2007, 09:30 PM	#3
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

11-29-2007, 10:41 PM	#7
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11-30-2007, 01:54 AM	#11
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11-30-2007, 01:35 AM	#10
subpuppy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Van Nuys, Ca Posts: 4	I saw a woman today driving a car with a "Hang up and drive" bumper sticker on her car. The funny part was, she was on her cell when we passed her.

11-30-2007, 06:58 AM	#13
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11-30-2007, 07:25 AM	#14
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Women should not leave the kitchen

11-30-2007, 07:29 AM	#15
BerdoR Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 352	Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?' Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.' more at http://thejokes.co.uk/jokes-about-women-drivers.php

11-30-2007, 07:47 AM	#16
Mefo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 6,169	This pretty much sums it all up: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/3122...ee_minuut.html __________________

11-30-2007, 07:59 AM	#17
Mefo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 6,169	this one is also pretty cool lol http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2872...torrijder.html __________________