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ProducerCashDave

11-29-2007 09:22 PM

Women drivers

My girlfriend is doing a speech on women drivers. The speech needs to be funny and give an idea about men's view on women drivers. Looking for funny quotes and incidents. No need for pics and youtube videos.
Hope you can help. Thanks.

Spunky

11-29-2007 09:24 PM

Women consider putting on make up,talking on their cell,and drinking coffee as multitasking

After Shock Media

11-29-2007 09:30 PM

I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck.

iDope

11-29-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13449139)

I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck.

racist asshole

After Shock Media

11-29-2007 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iDope (Post 13449206)

racist asshole

No that is not racist, that is an observational cliche that has proven itself over and over to me.

At the same time old people in buicks scare the crap out of me as well, opps guess I am also a agist asshole too.

By the way you left out sexist.

iDope

11-29-2007 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13449227)

By the way you left out sexist.

Nah.. sexist is fine.

Scott McD

11-29-2007 10:41 PM

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

Shagbunny

11-29-2007 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13449359)

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

:1orglaugh

calibra

11-30-2007 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13449359)

My wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

Fucking WINNER! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

subpuppy

11-30-2007 01:35 AM

I saw a woman today driving a car with a "Hang up and drive" bumper sticker on her car. The funny part was, she was on her cell when we passed her.

WWC	11-30-2007 01:54 AM

Women Can Not drive .... Period!

florin

11-30-2007 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13449139)

I just know nothing scares me more than a woman in a pickup truck, well maybe an asian woman in a pickup truck.

:1orglaugh

yumma

11-30-2007 06:58 AM

some women drive like crazy!

The Heron

11-30-2007 07:25 AM

Women should not leave the kitchen

BerdoR

11-30-2007 07:29 AM

Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'

more at http://thejokes.co.uk/jokes-about-women-drivers.php

Mefo	11-30-2007 07:47 AM

This pretty much sums it all up:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/3122...ee_minuut.html

Mefo	11-30-2007 07:59 AM

this one is also pretty cool lol http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/2872...torrijder.html

Danny B

11-30-2007 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mefo (Post 13450311)

This pretty much sums it all up:

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/3122...ee_minuut.html

Oh man. That's emberassing

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