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![]() Normally, I refrain from spreading drama from other boards to GFY, but this is too fucking hilarious to deprive GFY of its enjoyment. Actually, I am sure to the affiliate he fucked its not very funny, but I know I sure got a charge out of reading it and wondering "What in the fuck is this guy thinking?".
It seems that - according to threads raging on at least two other boards that I know of - Paul Markham openly admits that he banned at least one and maybe more affiliates who sent him traffic he couldn't handle that was selling but had really high ratios, as in like 20,000:1, and his reasoning is that it slows his tour down and somehow costs his other affiliates money. And the traffic was making sales. Now, keep in mind Paul doesn't have a minimum acceptable ratio stated in his rules, which he needs to have if he is gonna pull shit like this. Here are some thoughts from Paul on this, as quoted from the thread on that other board: Quote:
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Bandwidth and servers are so fucking cheap its not even funny. How much bandwidth does 25K hits consume? Maybe 100 GB on the high side? 1 MB is 300 GB over a month and most people are paying what, $20/MB for their bandwidth on the high side (I am paying much less, and I am sure most others are, as well), so what, the bandwidth consumed there cost him what, about $7. A respectable server, quad core dual Xeon with decent RAM runs what, $3K, and will handle how many million hits a month and should last for what, five years? Give me a fucking break. You were making profit on his sales, maybe not as much as someone who was converting at 500:1 or 50:1, but its profit none the less. No fucking excuse for pulling the rug out from under the guy. But Paul bans this affiliate who is not breaking any rules, just because his traffic sucks. It wasn't mentioned in the threads I saw whether or not Paul is going to even pay the affiliate for sales generated to date. Usually, when a sponsor kills an account they also keep the earnings, so thats interesting. I know if a sponsor did this to me, I'd be awfully damn pissed. Putting up fucking sponsor links takes time and effort. And for some sponsor to tear the rug out from under me just because they don't think my account makes them "enough" sales and thereby forcing me to spend more time to tear down thier links, I know what I'd do: I'd send all the agreements to the lawyers and see about trying to make the sponsor pay for the time involved in taking shit down because some asshole decides he doesn't want to serve my account. So Paul, lets hear an explanation. This is bullshit and your program sucks if this is the way you operate. Apparently, Paul only wants whales in his program (don't they all?) and doesn't value the guy who sends a signup here and there and tries to promote his shit. ![]() |
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Sounds pretty sensible to me.
Added bonuns if it's the "I know if a sponsor did this to me, I'd be awfully damn pissed" minusonebrain affilaites being banned. |
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Without touching on why he closes accounts, I am going to add to this:
This affiliate of Paul's was also using other sponsors banners and sending traffic to unrelated sites. This was being done from the same galleries he was sending Paul's traffic from.
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I could think of better things to do with it rather than Axe 25K in traffic...
But hey some people like cutting off the snakes head before checking to see if it is a rattler or not.
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Anything that get all the bad attention away from you, you fucking rat.
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I normally stay out of your threads because I don't like you, but mate I really have to ask you something and I'm not trying to be a smartie or anything because I'm not really well liked here either, but why are you still here man? I really am not trolling I just dont understand why
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Paul Markham can do whatever he wants its his affiliate program, i'd kick a 1 in 20,000 ratio myself if i had a paysite. Its a paysite. its not like he can trade the traffic away and push the crap traffic on someone else to deal with. He is the one paying the bandwidth, just shut the fuck up and move on.
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His site, seems to me he can do what he wants with it.
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I would expect my account to be closed if i was sending that ratio!
I assume paul is here to make money, its his site, so why not. politley tell them thanks but no thanks.
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It is a business relationship. He does not have an obligation to give you an affiliate account. Aren't you the guy who thinks torrents are ok too? Where is Paul's freedom? Let freedom ring right?
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You aren't the guy who supports torrents.. sorry about that. but the rest of it stands.
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I would think at 1 in 25000 the affiliate would stop sending traffic anyways and find a sponsor whom converts a little better for them.
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Uhhh, 25,000 hits A MONTH? What is he hosting his site on? A Pentium 3 with his own cable connection?
I could understand it if it was 25,000 per day, but not a month. We're talking much less than 1000 hits a day here folks. |
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Wow, anyone SMART would WORK with affiliates with bad ratios to help them to figure out ways to make the ratios better. Sales are sales... A penny is better than nothing. Unbelievable. 25k hits is NOTHING, if he was getting some good traffic he would get than an HOUR. Sounds like things would melt down.
There's a saying that seems to apply here (specifically to Paul). "Remove the rafter from your own eye before removing the piece of straw from your brother's." Sounds like Paul has a few rafters (not abig surprise) and really has no room to give anyone else advice on running a "successful" paysite. |
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It's hardly immoral to close a malfunctioning account. I've had lots of tards not realizing they are sending Turkish hitbot traffic to my FHG's.
It's not even drama...It's just prudent business. Considering all the outright shaving and theft that goes on via GFY this is nothing at all. |
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Everyone has to start somewhere.... Throwing away traffic because of bad ratios is silly. Finding ways to make the traffic work for you is a much better way of going about it, and all it takes is a little research and effort.
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And one more reason to stick with a bigger sponsor program. It tends not to happen.
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Minusonebit is a fucking moron. But this remark of yours is bullcrap too...
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You know you're small-time when.....
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Ignoring who started this thread (yeah for some two seperate thoughts are impossible) two things would annoy me here.
1. Paul should have something stated in his TOS, I personally know it takes a bit of time and effort to set up a serious promo run for a sponsor, well for me at least. 2. It is a fucking hosted banner. Yes that means paul decided to make banners that he hosted, that he had designed, and that he had approved. He then blames the affliate for lack of clicks to his banner? Hell a single hun listing with that banner on the gallery could produce 25k page loads. Yup ban that damn affiliate for using your tools.
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heh, Paul is off on another board now calling the affiliate a scammer and threatening to add him to that board's shitlist. My god Paul, you really are an idiot. The guy didn't scam you, he tried to make you some money. Jesus Christ I promise I will never promote your worthless piece of shit program and anyone who does should promptly get a CT scan of their head to check for damage.
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1:20000 wtf?! chinese 404 traffic?
btw if it's in the terms clearly stated you will get the account closed if you go under a certain ratio i see no problems (although i would never touch such a sponsor). If not I would be seriously pissed. It's not easy to switch links if it's gallery traffic for example. 1000 hits extra per day, or even 10,000 or 100,000 should not slow down a server hosting a paysite IMHO. There must be room for this in respect to the affiliates. I don't run any paysites myself so this is just my personal opinions. |
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He has the right to cancel the account if he wants to....HOWEVER, he MUST pay the man what he has already earned.
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The affiliate was sucking down more than banners. he was slowing down the tour. So I investigated him.
His Domain was on Sumo.tv and the name of the affiliate is the name of an employee there. So could of been doing it under the companies instructions. Maybe Sumo have gone into the porn business. I emailed the affiliate 3 times to sort out why so much traffic, he had generated 2.5+ millions hits from the K page views. Maybe banners but it's a lot of traffic and it was on my tour not my banners. I got no replies to my emails, so I phoned his office. After making sure he was there I asked to be put through to him. He was out to lunch at 2.30 UK time, an hour later he was still out to lunch. However in that hour the pages he had generating 2.5 million hits on my tour were redirected to the main site. Except one. This one he redirected to the wrong page. The URL now goes to where the others go to. ![]() The URL with is with the affiliate code, check the site it was hosted on and check out the link and where it goes now. I think that's enough to warrant a ban but the guppies over at the Pond think I should of bought a new server to carry this extra traffic. Some even think he's a whale. ![]() The affiliate who were sending traffic were suffering by the tour working slowly. Is the affiliate in question a scammer? Well he changed all the pages to redirect to the page the image URL redirect to. He had lots of other sponsors banners on the site and mine were low down. Seems strange way for an honest man to work. An honest man would answer the phone and take the links down. IMO a dishonest one would avoid me and hide the pages. That's it and if I did wrong I will apologise to the affiliate as soon as he contacts me. He has not so far. minusonebit would you like to ask him why he did what he did? He might reply to you. minusonebit knows all the info I posted here. |
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You should be giving him guidance on how to convert his traffic on your site.
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redirect that sumo traffic to an asian tgp and pay him per k
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Paul Markham is an idiot, that's not exactly breaking news.
The hilarious thing about him is that while being an idiot, he "thinks" he knows everything....and so not only does he run his business in a totally fucked up way, but he feels the need to jump into business threads and pontificate his fucked up business philosophies to the rest of us (philosophies that include canning affiliates with bad ratios because he can't afford $150 a month for another server).....and tells those of us who have had lots of success in this business that we're all doing it wrong and we should listen to him. |
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I will give Paul credit for inventing magic join links though. That's something I haven't been able to accomplish
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Paul closes an account for way less lol
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2.5 million hits in an hour, LMAO... riiiiiiiiiight
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When you get a genuine whale, who uses your hosted banner(s) and/or sends a lot of traffic to your tour, are they not also going to slow the tour down for other affiliates (as well as themselves) and cause as you put it "LOST SIGN UPS!"? |
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Jel if you think this guy is a whale or even anything close to one you're a fool. He might make you look like a whale. ![]() Maybe I should of redirected the guys traffic. Made a mistake, slam me for that one. |
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Where did I say he was a whale? Do you really not get this? What happens when a genuine guy with a lot of traffic, who sends sales, utilises your hosted tools, and/or sends a lot of traffic to your tour? If this guy who didn't send sales, but a lot of traffic, can fuck up your tour, and cause problems for other affiliates, what happens when the guy who can send 100+ sales a day starts sending surfers to you?
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Not when a lot of traffic affects your tour. Then it doesn't matter if it's good traffic or bad. It has the same impact overall as far as hanging pages, slow load times, and inability to reach the join page (in this case).
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Oh really. Is Paul the owner of his site or isn't he?
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That doesn't mean you can do ANYTHING you want when it comes to affiliates. It's called business ethics.
For the record: I'm not saying anything about his decision in this matter. I'm talking in general.
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