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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
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My dog gets a massuve erection every time he takes a dump? Is he gay?
It's kind of embarrassing when I take him to the park.
Anyone else have this problem? |
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why are you looking at his dick? lol
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: LA
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this thread is fucking retarded
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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he must like poo as much as me...
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#5 |
So Fucking Banned
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Better question is are you gay for stealing looks at Rover's genitals while he is crapping. Is this a new type of fetish site?
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holy shit... (marking down reason number 503 not to get a dog)
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He might smell female dogs that are/were at the park or he just might be a dog that gets excited very easily.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
Join Date: Jan 2004
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i get a boner when i take a shit...
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Exactly. Nevermind the dog... I'm worried about the owner!
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#12 |
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Join Date: May 2006
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lol at this thread!
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#13 |
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Actually,
Which comes first, the boner or the shit? Boner first=potential medical issue. See a vet. Shit first=just a weird fetish. No payment required. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2006
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Location: Scotland
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If you want to get rid of his boner just suck it for a little while and rub his balls.
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#17 |
Just Du It
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#18 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
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It' nothing to be embarrassed about, your dog gets excited when he takes a shit!
The problem is that you don't take him out enough. Take him out two times a day instead of once and this will stop happening. |
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Just tell everybody you wanted to try some of the penis enhancement products out there, and decided to test it on your pet before trying them on yourself.
Or.. ..just shake your head (the one on your shoulders) and state that that is the last time you let him use your computer. Damn dog is always buying shit from spammers. *click click click* Or.. ..you can always tell them: just wait until you see mine! |
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Maybe taking a dump on your chest excites him too ... you sick fuck.
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Location: Toronto
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i had a rat when i was a kid that i brought to school one day. He had HUGE balls and all the kids were making fun of me for a long long time after.... I only have female pets after this one
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#22 |
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loll, this thread is hilarious ..
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dog needs to show his cock off!
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Another fine post from Dark Jedi
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