My dog gets a massuve erection every time he takes a dump? Is he gay?
 

It's kind of embarrassing when I take him to the park.

Anyone else have this problem?

why are you looking at his dick? lol

this thread is fucking retarded

he must like poo as much as me...

Better question is are you gay for stealing looks at Rover's genitals while he is crapping. Is this a new type of fetish site?

its kinda hard not to notice.

thats why it's embarasing. people shoot weird looks :Oh crap

holy shit... (marking down reason number 503 not to get a dog)

He might smell female dogs that are/were at the park or he just might be a dog that gets excited very easily.

i get a boner when i take a shit...

i am sick

Exactly. Nevermind the dog... I'm worried about the owner! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lol at this thread!:1orglaugh

Actually,

Which comes first, the boner or the shit?

Boner first=potential medical issue. See a vet.

Shit first=just a weird fetish.

No payment required.

:1orglaugh

If you want to get rid of his boner just suck it for a little while and rub his balls.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
ew.

anywho this thread is gay

It' nothing to be embarrassed about, your dog gets excited when he takes a shit!

The problem is that you don't take him out enough. Take him out two times a day instead of once and this will stop happening.

Just tell everybody you wanted to try some of the penis enhancement products out there, and decided to test it on your pet before trying them on yourself.

Or..

..just shake your head (the one on your shoulders) and state that that is the last time you let him use your computer. Damn dog is always buying shit from spammers. *click click click*

Or..
..you can always tell them: just wait until you see mine!

Maybe taking a dump on your chest excites him too ... you sick fuck.

i had a rat when i was a kid that i brought to school one day. He had HUGE balls and all the kids were making fun of me for a long long time after.... I only have female pets after this one :)

loll, this thread is hilarious ..

dog needs to show his cock off!

Another fine post from Dark Jedi