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baddog · 11-19-2007, 04:22 PM

I was on my bike coming home from my son's place. I was in an unfamiliar neighborhood and was stopped at a red light trying to figure out which freeway on ramp I should take to get home.

All of a sudden the loudest damn horn ever started blaring. I looked in my rearview mirror expecting to see a semi bearing down on me.

Nothing.

I swung my head around to my left.

Nothing.

The horn blared again, only louder and obviously closer. I was literally freaking out. I swung my head to the right and nothing was there.

WTF!!

The horn blared again and I then noticed the familiar sound of a train.

Damn train tracks ran above the road slightly behind me. In the darkness I didn't notice them.

I will admit, I was slightly shaken for a few seconds.

BradM · 11-19-2007, 04:27 PM

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I would need them just to get on a bike - dont know why but they scare the crap out of me....

Nasty-Ass · 11-19-2007, 04:31 PM

I doubt you know the difference from right or left side, but I do believe that you are one Ignorant Asshole.

CyberHustler · 11-19-2007, 04:31 PM

Fuckin' old people can never control their bowels...

baddog · 11-19-2007, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

Fuckin' old people can never control their bowels...

Fucking kids can't read.

CunningStunt · 11-19-2007, 04:39 PM

You still ride a bicycle?

sortie · 11-19-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

You still ride a bicycle?

What????????????????????????????????????????????

I need to BUY a bicycle. The older you get the more you need to ride one!

Hail To Deez Nuts · 11-19-2007, 05:35 PM

At your age, shouldn't you be wearing a diaper anyway?

iSMOKE · 11-19-2007, 05:37 PM

baddog the bounty hunter

GAMEFINEST · 11-19-2007, 05:42 PM

loll ..at the bowel

munki · 11-19-2007, 05:44 PM

Shit, I would've prolly dumped my bike knowing how jumpy I am...

My dad's given my years of truck horror stories... I'd rather play safe than sorry If I heard a big air horn bearing down on me...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-19-2007, 05:47 PM

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will76 · 11-19-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I about shit my pants.

you better get some these, they should help you.

I think its all down hill from here for you bud.

will76 · 11-19-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

You still ride a bicycle?

Yeah I heard its a 4 wheeler

tony286 · 11-19-2007, 05:51 PM

glad your ok

FuqALot · 11-22-2007, 12:27 PM

Shagbunny · 11-22-2007, 12:28 PM

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carol.prime · 11-22-2007, 12:39 PM

glad you're ok now baddog. ;)

nico-t · 11-22-2007, 01:19 PM

this thread turned out funny as fuck

tranza · 11-22-2007, 01:28 PM

Ouch, that can't be good..

The Duck · 11-22-2007, 01:31 PM

It's the age.

minusonebit · 11-22-2007, 03:41 PM

You should have just stayed on the tracks.

baddog · 11-22-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

You should have just stayed on the tracks.

Reading comprehension isn't one of your strengths, is it?

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