I about shit my pants.
 

I was on my bike coming home from my son's place. I was in an unfamiliar neighborhood and was stopped at a red light trying to figure out which freeway on ramp I should take to get home.

All of a sudden the loudest damn horn ever started blaring. I looked in my rearview mirror expecting to see a semi bearing down on me.

Nothing.

I swung my head around to my left.

Nothing.

The horn blared again, only louder and obviously closer. I was literally freaking out. I swung my head to the right and nothing was there.

WTF!!

The horn blared again and I then noticed the familiar sound of a train.

Damn train tracks ran above the road slightly behind me. In the darkness I didn't notice them.

I will admit, I was slightly shaken for a few seconds.

I would need them just to get on a bike - dont know why but they scare the crap out of me....

I doubt you know the difference from right or left side, but I do believe that you are one Ignorant Asshole.

Fucking kids can't read.

You still ride a bicycle?

What????????????????????????????????????????????

I need to BUY a bicycle. The older you get the more you need to ride one!

At your age, shouldn't you be wearing a diaper anyway?

baddog the bounty hunter

loll ..at the bowel

Shit, I would've prolly dumped my bike knowing how jumpy I am...

My dad's given my years of truck horror stories... I'd rather play safe than sorry If I heard a big air horn bearing down on me...

looool @ the responses

you better get some these, they should help you. :2 cents: I think its all down hill from here for you bud.


http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/un-depends.jpg

Yeah I heard its a 4 wheeler :1orglaugh


http://www.motoworldracing.com/media...6-TW-delux.jpg

glad your ok

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glad you're ok now baddog. ;)

this thread turned out funny as fuck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ouch, that can't be good..

It's the age.

You should have just stayed on the tracks.

Reading comprehension isn't one of your strengths, is it?

http://www.cs.sjsu.edu/web_mater/cs4...lab4/train.gif

Meep, meep...

ADG

Heh, nice story :D Beats my busted ketchup bottle story...