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Old 11-21-2007, 12:55 PM   #1
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Why do most MILFs' pussies like a roast beef sandwhich that was stepped on?

Can someone please explain this to me?

they need to do some yoga.
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:57 PM   #2
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and what's wrong with a roastbeef sammich ?
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Old 11-21-2007, 12:59 PM   #3
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Milf's have to be moms. Moms have pushed 5-10lb babies out of that hole. Sometimes the even rip and need to be stitched. Just a common sense guess, but I bet I'm not far off.
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:17 PM   #4
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Milf's have to be moms. Moms have pushed 5-10lb babies out of that hole. Sometimes the even rip and need to be stitched. Just a common sense guess, but I bet I'm not far off.
my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point.
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:19 PM   #5
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my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point.
I know which one you mean. It was like roast chicken, definitely not roast beef.

Roast chicken pussy is the best.
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:20 PM   #6
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I know which one you mean. It was like roast chicken, definitely not roast beef.

Roast chicken pussy is the best.
the pussy is the hole above the asshole CDLisp.
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:22 PM   #7
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You like "dead fish" type of pussy?
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:43 PM   #8
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You like "dead fish" type of pussy?
dead fish smell like garbage! damn
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:09 PM   #9
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i have a notion that pussylips are like ears and noses, they never stop growing..clits too. many milfs have engorged clits but not often seen on younger models..
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:10 PM   #10
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Can someone please explain this to me?

they need to do some yoga.
so yoga shrinks the sammich?
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:10 PM   #11
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Like you have ever seen a pussy besides a photograph.
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:19 PM   #12
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Like you have ever seen a pussy besides a photograph.
i def. do see alot of photographs of pussys on GFY:

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Old 11-21-2007, 02:26 PM   #13
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my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point.
That doesn't mean she is the norm...
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:28 PM   #14
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If you had pumped out a few kids, what do you think you would look like?
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:42 PM   #15
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Why do guys suddenly grow a big disgusting beer belly, grow frizzy hair out of their ears and lose their hair on their head once they're passed 35?

At least women have a reason for getting a floppy pussy when they have given birth
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:47 PM   #16
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Why do guys suddenly grow a big disgusting beer belly, grow frizzy hair out of their ears and lose their hair on their head once they're passed 35?

At least women have a reason for getting a floppy pussy when they have given birth
uh i am in shape so i have no idea about the low quality men you have to settle for due to your lack of personality.
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:55 PM   #17
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uh i am in shape so i have no idea about the low quality men you have to settle for due to your lack of personality.
Sure, you are. Maybe you should give your brain a little work out too so it can fit that amazing body? Just a suggestion.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:23 PM   #18
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Sure, you are. Maybe you should give your brain a little work out too so it can fit that amazing body? Just a suggestion.
having a conversation with you def. wouldnt do it.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:26 PM   #19
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check that shit out guys it became something very common, sign of times some girls at age 22 need this already its nasty then again you can thank mysapce and craigslist and all other crap that makes it easy for a girl to go thru miles of cock a week
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:46 PM   #20
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having a conversation with you def. wouldnt do it.
No, you're absolutely right. From what I see so far no conversations you've had or anything else seemed to have made a difference. Keep working on it, im sure you will see results one day
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:02 PM   #21
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my pussy doesnt look like a sammich fyi
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No, you're absolutely right. From what I see so far no conversations you've had or anything else seemed to have made a difference. Keep working on it, im sure you will see results one day


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Old 11-21-2007, 05:09 PM   #23
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