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MetaMan 11-21-2007 12:55 PM

Why do most MILFs' pussies like a roast beef sandwhich that was stepped on?
 
Can someone please explain this to me?

they need to do some yoga.

JFK 11-21-2007 12:57 PM

and what's wrong with a roastbeef sammich ?:1orglaugh

candyflip 11-21-2007 12:59 PM

Milf's have to be moms. Moms have pushed 5-10lb babies out of that hole. Sometimes the even rip and need to be stitched. Just a common sense guess, but I bet I'm not far off.

MetaMan 11-21-2007 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 13402626)
Milf's have to be moms. Moms have pushed 5-10lb babies out of that hole. Sometimes the even rip and need to be stitched. Just a common sense guess, but I bet I'm not far off.

my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point. :2 cents:

CDSmith 11-21-2007 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13402699)
my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point. :2 cents:

I know which one you mean. It was like roast chicken, definitely not roast beef.

Roast chicken pussy is the best.

MetaMan 11-21-2007 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13402709)
I know which one you mean. It was like roast chicken, definitely not roast beef.

Roast chicken pussy is the best.

the pussy is the hole above the asshole CDLisp. :2 cents:

pornask 11-21-2007 01:22 PM

You like "dead fish" type of pussy?

alby_persignup 11-21-2007 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13402727)
You like "dead fish" type of pussy?

dead fish smell like garbage! damn

JP-pornshooter 11-21-2007 02:09 PM

i have a notion that pussylips are like ears and noses, they never stop growing..clits too. many milfs have engorged clits but not often seen on younger models..

Shagbunny 11-21-2007 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13402606)
Can someone please explain this to me?

they need to do some yoga.

so yoga shrinks the sammich?

baddog 11-21-2007 02:10 PM

Like you have ever seen a pussy besides a photograph.

MetaMan 11-21-2007 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13402956)
Like you have ever seen a pussy besides a photograph.

i def. do see alot of photographs of pussys on GFY:

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2884/gwhvx4.jpg

CC 11-21-2007 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13402699)
my last gf had given birth twice (she had 1 kid and gave the other for adoption) and she had the nicest pussy i had ever seen up to that point. :2 cents:

That doesn't mean she is the norm...

DaddyHalbucks 11-21-2007 02:28 PM

If you had pumped out a few kids, what do you think you would look like?

Mediachick 11-21-2007 02:42 PM

Why do guys suddenly grow a big disgusting beer belly, grow frizzy hair out of their ears and lose their hair on their head once they're passed 35?

At least women have a reason for getting a floppy pussy when they have given birth :1orglaugh

MetaMan 11-21-2007 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 13403118)
Why do guys suddenly grow a big disgusting beer belly, grow frizzy hair out of their ears and lose their hair on their head once they're passed 35?

At least women have a reason for getting a floppy pussy when they have given birth :1orglaugh

uh i am in shape so i have no idea about the low quality men you have to settle for due to your lack of personality.

Mediachick 11-21-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13403150)
uh i am in shape so i have no idea about the low quality men you have to settle for due to your lack of personality.

Sure, you are. Maybe you should give your brain a little work out too so it can fit that amazing body? Just a suggestion.

MetaMan 11-21-2007 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 13403189)
Sure, you are. Maybe you should give your brain a little work out too so it can fit that amazing body? Just a suggestion.

having a conversation with you def. wouldnt do it.

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Mediachick 11-21-2007 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13403751)
having a conversation with you def. wouldnt do it.

No, you're absolutely right. From what I see so far no conversations you've had or anything else seemed to have made a difference. Keep working on it, im sure you will see results one day :thumbsup

CumSlutKylie 11-21-2007 05:02 PM

my pussy doesnt look like a sammich fyi

CumSlutKylie 11-21-2007 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 13403911)
No, you're absolutely right. From what I see so far no conversations you've had or anything else seemed to have made a difference. Keep working on it, im sure you will see results one day :thumbsup



:thumbsup

Hail To Deez Nuts 11-21-2007 05:09 PM

Does it hang like a Wizard's sleeve?

RayVega 11-21-2007 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hail To Deez Nuts (Post 13404072)
Does it hang like a Wizard's sleeve?

a ha ha ha ha :1orglaugh


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