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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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![]() I will be taking on a limited number of new clients over the next couple of weeks for blog post writing. Mainstream or adult.
~ 100 words - $1.50 ~ 200 words - $2.50 ~ 300 words - $3.50 Prices include inputting posts into WordPress (or whatever you use) and basic formatting and linking. If you have extensive requirements for formatting of posts or if I need to crop images or upload stuff, we may need to look at whether these prices are appropriate. Please contact me to discuss specifics. Payments can be accomplished by Pay Agent, PayPal, eGold, corporate check or cash in the mail. Western Union or MoneyGram can be done for larger deals, if needed, but I prefer not to go pickup $30 WU/MG payments. Payments are expected after services are provided - I never have and never will require payment upfront. I will say one thing up front and in advance: Cheapskates need not apply. If you need a job done super cheap and can put up with the 'quality' (or lack of it, should we say) that the outsourcing companies deliver then there is no need to talk to me. Outsourcing companies are not my competition and I do not try to compete with them or their prices. I will always charge more because I provide a superior product. References are available for people who actually have an interest in hiring me and are not just looking to shit on the program(s) I work(ed) for. If you are interested, please e-mail [email protected] to discuss. I will be on AIM/MSN/Yahoo (minusonebit) later if anyone would rather use IM. |
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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But dude you really think people will now trust you with usernames and passwords.
Then on another note, why in the holy hell would you charge so damn little. Those are like prices to get just enough money to score another rock.
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I've read some of your GFY posts, and I think I speak for most people here when I ask... are you fucking kidding? Just to clarify, you're the same idiot that decided to post hacked webmaster passwords on your blog, and openly defended sharing them?
Don't get me wrong, GFY has a place for trolls... we can appreciate it at times, but if you're trying to do legitimate business here at least start a new nick. Everyone here already thinks you're a jackass ![]() |
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in a van by the river
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you would likely do much better if you accepted epassporte.
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Horsing Around
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#8 |
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...........fuck that's cheap..........although after posting about the "google indexing of webmasters id/passwords (and then posting a link to the list)" you'd be better of going to "elance" to post about your biz proposition......
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#10 |
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Location: Calgary, Alberta
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No worries bud. You don't walk into a store, steal some candy... then come back later to search for pennies on the floor. Nothing against you, just saying.
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Probably true. But ePassporte cannot be trusted to keep two nickels safe. I like Chio's PayAgent better, so I am with that. And thats why I accept PayPal. Everyone has that now.
My blogs are new. It will be a year before I get serious traffic to them. I have things I want to work on between now and then that require money. Unlike most on this board, I never have minded earning money as opposed to scamming it. |
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Like I mentioned in the OP, there are references available for serious people who are not fucking around and actually want quality service at a decent price, unlike this wanker above me. |
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"you would likely do much better if you accepted epassporte."
Don't be so mean lol
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Bump for me.
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Must be some real quality work there.
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You know, you posted something else like this in another thread. Why don't you back up that statement, or shut the fuck up and get out of my thread. Go and douche up someone else's threads you piss sodden, gang green infested geriatric.
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Good offer!
but you dont accept epassporte is that right? |
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THANKS!
To those who responded. I have more than enough work to do now and I will not be accepting new clients for now. For the rest of you who wanted to bitch about the offer and make little jokes, you're missing out. Oh well, your choice. Why don't you go suck a dick. Seriously. Posts here are not paid and are done for the sheer entertainment of it. Very few typos make into finished product. Not having ePassporte doesn't hurt me at all. If thats the only way a customer can or will pay, then they simply need to deal with another service provider. I don't accept dead cats, potatoes or postage stamps for payment, either. ePassporte goes right in that same category. There are very few people who can pay ONLY by ePassporte. And in a few months, once Chio gets his thing going real good, I doubt we'll even hear the word ePassporte. And that will be sad in a way, I will have lost one of my favorite dead horses to beat. |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: USA
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Do you have any examples to show us minusonebit? You must be really good at writing. $3.50 for 300 words. That would normally take me an hour to write.
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The Dirty Frenchman
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Writing 300 words posts for $3.50 .... you eating cat-food now too?
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1 hour for a 300 word blog post? I hope that is some real quality work. If I'd take that long with my posts I would have a problem updating my 20+ blogs daily :P
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That time includes finding the right photo, resizing it, uploading it to my FTP, etc. Oh, and using my keyword tool to come up with keywords. That all takes time. If I were to just sit there and write, without any keyword concentration, the process would take less time. Hardly anyone writes a 300 word blog entrie. Most I see average under a 100 words.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Hahah minusonebrain searching for jobs that pay pennies. That's awesome.
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got any samples to show, minusonebit?
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Sofa King Band
Join Date: Jul 2002
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If I ever come across some password lists that I need to share, I'll be sure to hire you.
That's 300 passwords for $3.50 right? |
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#32 |
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Like I said, I have enough work now. Thanks for your, umm, "interest". There were samples for those who were serious. But I am not going to post them here so a bunch of trolls, cock suckers and assholes can shit on the programs pay me.
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Adult Content Provider
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Can you ICQ me please? I think I have some work for you.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Weren't you the one trying to sell the hacked database of member information? No thanks, I don't think my services are available to you.
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I make pixels work
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what a ....
oh im sorry... what?
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working on my tan
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Those are great prices, how much do you charge for painting barns and fences?
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ill take 100 of them
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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My backyard is full of Rottweiler shit. I can give you a regular gig cleaning that up as long as you don't talk to the dogs. I don't want them to get dumbed down.
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