Hot waitress vs. Fat waitress - GoFuckYourself.com

G-Rotica · 11-15-2007, 03:34 PM

Ok, here's the scenario.

Hot waitress gives poor/ok service

Fat waitress gives best service you ever had.

Who gets the bigger tip?

My answer.

Fat waitress. I'm all about the service.

ridikuloz · 11-15-2007, 03:38 PM

depends who sucks a better dick.

CDSmith · 11-15-2007, 03:39 PM

Fat waitress gets the tip.

Hot waitress gets the whole thing :D

StuartD · 11-15-2007, 03:42 PM

Fat waitress gets the better tip.
Having a hot waitress is a perk but having good service is essential.

GrouchyAdmin · 11-15-2007, 03:42 PM

Fat one.

jalami · 11-15-2007, 03:44 PM

From what I've seen, the hottest waitresses tend to give better than average service, because it converts to higher tips more often. I suppose if a hot waitress were pretty sure that the client wasn't going to tip well, they wouldn't provide the best service, otherwise it's pretty much constant flirting.

Antonio · 11-15-2007, 03:45 PM

99% of the time hot waitress always gets the bigger tip!!!!!

Dollarmansteve · 11-15-2007, 03:46 PM

fat.....

frostyimpressions · 11-15-2007, 04:32 PM

I'm surprised no one has said that the hot waitress is getting the tip of his dick and the fat waitress is getting the money tip.

tony286 · 11-15-2007, 04:34 PM

cuteness doesnt matter when it comes to service.

dissipate · 11-15-2007, 04:44 PM

im all about the service, plus the fat chick probly gives good dome.

kane · 11-15-2007, 04:48 PM

For me it would be the fat waitress. If she is hot and good, that is just an added bonus, but when I'm somewhere eating usually the looks of the waitress have nothing to do with how I tip.

Although a while back I went to Hooters with a buddy. Our waitress was a smoking hot Asian babe and she gave us the best service I have ever had. When I would use a paper towel and set it down she would show up out of nowhere, take the dirty towel and tear a new one off the roll for me. She did everything but feed us.

Brother Bilo · 11-15-2007, 05:15 PM

The fat waitress for sure. I could care less what she looks like, I just want my food.

Now, a hot waitress with good service is something to marvel.

Rodent · 11-15-2007, 05:29 PM

Bring me my food and drinks in a timely manner and you get a tip. Doesnt matter if youre fat hot ugly thin etc

Sebastian Sands · 11-15-2007, 05:33 PM

Poor service gets a small tip, great service I often over tip. But I ALWAYS tip

WarChild · 11-15-2007, 05:44 PM

I don't really care if a waitress is hot or not just how the service is.

I think it's kind of low class to hit on waitresses anyway. I mean the poor girl probably just wants to work, it's not like she can be mean to you. Leave her alone, asshole.

Just Mike · 11-15-2007, 05:46 PM

fatty fat fuck get the tip

CaptainHowdy · 11-15-2007, 06:44 PM

Fat indeed...

shekinah · 11-15-2007, 08:17 PM

A hot waitress will just give a wink to get tip!

Spunky · 11-15-2007, 08:18 PM

It's all about the sevice for me also

shake · 11-15-2007, 09:54 PM

Fat one gets the tip

bDok · 11-16-2007, 12:03 AM

service is what i tip for. As long as the person looks clean. If the person looks dirty then I'm not going to trust them handling my food.

Violetta · 11-16-2007, 12:06 AM

yeah,... those fatter ones are usually nicer!

calibra · 11-16-2007, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Ok, here's the scenario.

Hot waitress gives poor/ok service

Fat waitress gives best service you ever had.

Who gets the bigger tip?

My answer.

Fat waitress. I'm all about the service.

Fat waitress for sure. It's the restaurant and its service / food really matters.

A.J. Angel · 11-16-2007, 12:25 AM

A hot waitress gets a better tip for the eye candy.

Pics Traffic · 11-16-2007, 12:25 AM

Why would it matter how she looks? Im most likely to stiff the hot waitress just because she’s going to flirt at the other table and ignore me calling her ass to get me another drink.

martinsc · 11-16-2007, 12:42 AM

its all about the service... always....

Vick! · 11-16-2007, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Ok, here's the scenario.

Hot waitress gives poor/ok service

Fat waitress gives best service you ever had.

Who gets the bigger tip?

My answer.

Fat waitress. I'm all about the service.

I'll take both with thanks.

florin · 11-16-2007, 04:26 AM

i tip for the service , not the looks

fuzzylogic · 11-16-2007, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami

From what I've seen, the hottest waitresses tend to give better than average service,

same here.

it's true

Iron Fist · 11-16-2007, 05:26 AM

Fat one for sure... its not like I go to a restaurant expecting to fuck a waitress... I'm hungry and want to get fed quickly with hot food and my drink refilled.

Now if I go to a bar.... I'll take hot waitress... because hey...if I really need a drink quickly, i'll go to the bar myself, but they are mostly there for eyecandy anyways...

Enemator · 11-16-2007, 05:45 AM

The hot waitress because OBVIOUSLY the fat one is getting way too much tip anyway. Otherwise she wouldn't be so fat

who · 11-16-2007, 05:50 AM

So, fat != hot?

carol.prime · 11-16-2007, 09:28 AM

fat=tip
hot=dick

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-16-2007, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Ok, here's the scenario.

Hot waitress gives poor/ok service

Fat waitress gives best service you ever had.

Who gets the bigger tip?

My answer.

Fat waitress. I'm all about the service.

totally the fat waitress! if you want my tip you've got to work for it, and be friendly in the process. nothing pisses me off more than a hot girl who thinks she should be raking in the tips just because she's hot. if she's working her looks and providing good service, well then she gets a good tip...

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-16-2007, 09:38 AM

I give a tip for good service.. I don't give a fuck if you are humpbacked with a bad case of genital warts..give me good service and you get a good tip.

sickbeatz · 11-16-2007, 09:41 AM

fat waitresses dont last long, that job involves too much exercsize

TG Rebecca · 11-16-2007, 09:59 AM

i'm female so i'm supposing that my opinion probably doesn't "count" in this hypothetical situation.

but it'd definitely be the fat waitress.

D · 11-16-2007, 10:03 AM

"OK" service? They both get a decent tip, and the fat chick gets a few more bucks while the hot chick (back when I wasn't spoken for - assuming I was in the mood) would get my phone number and the offer of a free meal.

"Poor" service? The fat chick gets hooked up, the hot chick gets 10 - 15%

D · 11-16-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz

fat waitresses dont last long, that job involves too much exercsize

You've, obviously, have never been to a Louisiana cajun house.

Zuss · 11-16-2007, 11:22 AM

I find hot waitresses to be emberassing. So I'm with the fat waitress,

Sosa · 11-16-2007, 11:25 AM

its all about service

KILL_FRENZY · 11-16-2007, 02:40 PM

If you like to tip the waitress...the the one who does the best services

Fizzgig · 11-16-2007, 04:25 PM

Fat IS hot!

There's no conflict for some.

Skillz Unlimited · 11-16-2007, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Fat waitress gets the tip.

Hot waitress gets the whole thing :D

I like your answer!

DirtyProfits · 11-16-2007, 06:05 PM

Why should I tip a hot waitress better than an ugly one? The hottie is not gonna fuck you for that but she might just buy those new Victoria's Secret underwear to please her boyfriend. So my tip is getting her boyfriend laid... lol

CC · 11-16-2007, 06:12 PM

Fat all the way! I'd also much rather have a fat cook

CurrentlySober · 11-16-2007, 06:38 PM

Niether... Im cheap!

J/K

Fat one

candyflip · 11-16-2007, 06:39 PM

The big girl every time. I like good service and fat chicks.

SomeCreep · 11-16-2007, 06:53 PM

Fatty gets tip. Babe gets dick.

11-15-2007, 03:34 PM	#1
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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	99% of the time hot waitress always gets the bigger tip!!!!!

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frostyimpressions Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 918	I'm surprised no one has said that the hot waitress is getting the tip of his dick and the fat waitress is getting the money tip. __________________ Lisa

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	cuteness doesnt matter when it comes to service.

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dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	im all about the service, plus the fat chick probly gives good dome.

11-15-2007, 04:48 PM	#12
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	For me it would be the fat waitress. If she is hot and good, that is just an added bonus, but when I'm somewhere eating usually the looks of the waitress have nothing to do with how I tip. Although a while back I went to Hooters with a buddy. Our waitress was a smoking hot Asian babe and she gave us the best service I have ever had. When I would use a paper towel and set it down she would show up out of nowhere, take the dirty towel and tear a new one off the roll for me. She did everything but feed us.

11-15-2007, 05:15 PM	#13
Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	The fat waitress for sure. I could care less what she looks like, I just want my food. Now, a hot waitress with good service is something to marvel. __________________

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Sebastian Sands Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ICQ: 211-417-740 Posts: 5,223	Poor service gets a small tip, great service I often over tip. But I ALWAYS tip

11-15-2007, 05:44 PM	#16
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I don't really care if a waitress is hot or not just how the service is. I think it's kind of low class to hit on waitresses anyway. I mean the poor girl probably just wants to work, it's not like she can be mean to you. Leave her alone, asshole. __________________ .

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Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Fat one for sure... its not like I go to a restaurant expecting to fuck a waitress... I'm hungry and want to get fed quickly with hot food and my drink refilled. Now if I go to a bar.... I'll take hot waitress... because hey...if I really need a drink quickly, i'll go to the bar myself, but they are mostly there for eyecandy anyways... __________________ i like waffles

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11-16-2007, 05:50 AM	#33
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	So, fat != hot?

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11-16-2007, 10:03 AM	#39
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	"OK" service? They both get a decent tip, and the fat chick gets a few more bucks while the hot chick (back when I wasn't spoken for - assuming I was in the mood) would get my phone number and the offer of a free meal. "Poor" service? The fat chick gets hooked up, the hot chick gets 10 - 15% __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31