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Lemons · 11-13-2007, 04:22 PM

"I'll figure out something lol"

Post yours!

L-Pink · 11-13-2007, 04:25 PM

"no way it's mine"

GrouchyAdmin · 11-13-2007, 04:26 PM

"No, I don't believe that you can actually fit your whole fist up your ass."

Brother Bilo · 11-13-2007, 04:27 PM

"And Braun got the rookie of the year big ups to my team"

DateDoc · 11-13-2007, 04:27 PM

"Yes Darling :D" but she knew i was being a smartass.

aico · 11-13-2007, 04:33 PM

"Nice tits"

ianlester · 11-13-2007, 04:33 PM

honestly this is my last txt message... (btw it gets cold in canada

)

"WTF. I paid you. You said you would deliver. Now I'm left with a house with no fireplace. I need you to finish this project today."

starpimps · 11-13-2007, 04:34 PM

"i will break your legs"

silvercash amber · 11-13-2007, 04:43 PM

scrabble

KBoogie · 11-13-2007, 05:17 PM

"Not til 6..."

iSMOKE · 11-13-2007, 05:21 PM

Boy said to his mom..."mom, i have the biggest dick in 3rd grade. It's because im black isn't it?" She replies..."No nigga, it's cause you supposed to be in 8th"

Peaches · 11-13-2007, 05:25 PM

"Add a head of lettuce"

PaygeaGrl · 11-13-2007, 05:52 PM

ILY very much

candyflip · 11-13-2007, 05:54 PM

What kind of person becomes an ass doctor? Man that was not fun.

seeric · 11-13-2007, 05:56 PM

a little girl asked her mommy where babies come from. the mother told her, well, honey, mommy and daddy fall in love, and daddy sticks his penis in mommys vagina and you get a baby. the little girl said, well, i snuck in your room the other night and saw daddys penis in your mouth, what do you get for that? the mother says to the daughter, for that you get diamonds.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Gianna_CECash · 11-13-2007, 05:58 PM

Welcome to LA

Juilan · 11-13-2007, 06:00 PM

I'm going 2 Golds Gym for long term torture, does wed lunch work

iSMOKE · 11-13-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

a little girl asked her mommy where babies come from. the mother told her, well, honey, mommy and daddy fall in love, and daddy sticks his penis in mommys vagina and you get a baby. the little girl said, well, i snuck in your room the other night and saw daddys penis in your mouth, what do you get for that? the mother says to the daughter, for that you get diamonds.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-13-2007, 06:11 PM

"i can txt now, yay"

newbreed · 11-13-2007, 06:17 PM

"and that's the second time I got crabs."

CaptainWolfy · 11-13-2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

a little girl asked her mommy where babies come from. the mother told her, well, honey, mommy and daddy fall in love, and daddy sticks his penis in mommys vagina and you get a baby. the little girl said, well, i snuck in your room the other night and saw daddys penis in your mouth, what do you get for that? the mother says to the daughter, for that you get diamonds.

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

D · 11-13-2007, 06:19 PM

"k"

The one before that...

"np"

Spunky · 11-13-2007, 06:25 PM

Fuck off bitch

AtlantisCash · 11-13-2007, 06:47 PM

Sen bulursan numarayı yönlendiriyolar

this was my last msn message now

just a punk · 11-13-2007, 07:23 PM

ok, cu ;)

Shoehorn! · 11-13-2007, 07:32 PM

"The small red one, it's too late anyway".

My girlfriend did something with my ramen noodle pan and I can't find it.

ModelmaxCash_Curtis · 11-13-2007, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

a little girl asked her mommy where babies come from. the mother told her, well, honey, mommy and daddy fall in love, and daddy sticks his penis in mommys vagina and you get a baby. the little girl said, well, i snuck in your room the other night and saw daddys penis in your mouth, what do you get for that? the mother says to the daughter, for that you get diamonds.

a boy asking his mother .. "hey mom, do i suppose to have two dicks as dad does when i grow up?"
Mom - "WTF two dicks?"
son - "a small one to make a pee and a HUGE banana to scratch my nanny's throat"

SEOsoft · 11-13-2007, 07:47 PM

"I am happy"

LiveDose · 11-13-2007, 08:04 PM

smiley emoticon.

KittyLix · 11-13-2007, 08:17 PM

"i can only marry you if you have a life time supply of diet coke"

ungratefulninja · 11-13-2007, 08:21 PM

I would recommend Illusions. I heard the hot vagina platter is excellent.

(a joke about going to a local strip club to buy dinner)

GrouchyAdmin · 11-13-2007, 08:23 PM

Reply With Quote

How's THAT for meta?

CyberHustler · 11-13-2007, 08:25 PM

"My mom said I could!"

Redmanthatcould · 11-13-2007, 08:30 PM

Hmm...

"Dude... this is some AWESOME herbal remedy"

...and rightfully so... that was extremely difficult to type out.

Evil Chris · 11-13-2007, 08:32 PM

You want to do this now or later?

Spunky · 11-13-2007, 08:34 PM

How much for a ball?

stew.jb · 11-13-2007, 08:38 PM

Yyyyyeah, hi. Just wanted to make sure you know we're not doing a half day or anything.

IllTestYourGirls · 11-13-2007, 08:38 PM

did it taste as good as it felt?

Redmanthatcould · 11-13-2007, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stew.jb

Yyyyyeah, hi. Just wanted to make sure you know we're not doing a half day or anything.

hahahahahaha

Lonely immortal · 11-13-2007, 09:17 PM

"Socom CA rocks you Halo loving faggot!"

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 11-13-2007, 09:19 PM

"Here is your free Yappo 30 minutes... Enjoy!"

wanted · 11-13-2007, 10:07 PM

"Hello?"

btw, I never got an answer ;)

madfuck · 11-13-2007, 10:44 PM

call me whn you get a change...k

wanted · 11-13-2007, 10:50 PM

maybe he just had no change :S

RevSand · 11-14-2007, 12:59 AM

FUCK!

Yep.. That was it..

deanberkeley · 11-14-2007, 01:33 AM

"They do but not full nude ones"

Vick! · 11-14-2007, 01:50 AM

"0334800xxxxu2u100"

to share some balance with my mom.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	a little girl asked her mommy where babies come from. the mother told her, well, honey, mommy and daddy fall in love, and daddy sticks his penis in mommys vagina and you get a baby. the little girl said, well, i snuck in your room the other night and saw daddys penis in your mouth, what do you get for that? the mother says to the daughter, for that you get diamonds. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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