Originally Posted by A1R3K

a little girl asked her mommy where babies come from. the mother told her, well, honey, mommy and daddy fall in love, and daddy sticks his penis in mommys vagina and you get a baby. the little girl said, well, i snuck in your room the other night and saw daddys penis in your mouth, what do you get for that? the mother says to the daughter, for that you get diamonds.

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