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how would Review Sites give GRIP a review?
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Who's your competition?
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It would look a little something like this...
"At some time or another we've all encountered a "get rich quick" website, or a "work from home" e-book sales page. We all know what they look like as they're peppered with the same tell-tale signs: white background, rampant use of sub-headers, italicized and emboldened text for emphasis, and a plethora of goofy pictures depicting the successful program or ebook clients. Their cookie cutter testimonials quickly and efficiently recapitulate their rags to riches stories; they are housewives who sold items on eBay from home, or hard-up blue collar zombies who needed to break free of their 9 to 5 grind by buying and selling foreclosed homes.
"How Would You Like to Earn $1,000/month" it calls to me in 24pt fonts. "If I did it, you can too!" it reassures me of my impending financial freedom. "Sell kinky and naughty pornography" it shouts as I try to minimize the window before my wife walks by. This prospect intrigues me. After all, it's Logic 101: if we assume that p = "Money is good", and that q = "Porn is good", then p + q yields cumshots and cash. Get Rich In Porn is a new how-to program that promises to give you all the tools you need to become a successful adult webmaster. Who wouldn't want to earn money online? Who wouldn't want to be their own boss? Who wouldn't want to watch shemales 69, or watch uninhibited women drink a pint of semen from a beer bong, or even two twinks touching dicks all day? Well, two out of three ain't bad, but there are lots of people out there who want to see the many permutations of sexual depravity... why not profit from it? You can, and Get Rich In Porn teaches you how. You could make up to $1,560,000 and more! Or no money at all, but at the very least you'll have access to the member's areas of 23 different paysites. Make money! Jerk off! Make money and jerk off! Jerk off on the money you make! You can do it all, and you can do it with the Get Rich In Porn program." (Anyone who steals this review and uses it (and I know some of you will), do me a favor and link to www.royswriting.com, or hit me up for writing work. I do it all.) |
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Total You'll earn in the year -> $1,560,000
(* this system is based on your customers staying for 12 months) Thats an awesome retention lol ....an average of $500 to $10,000 per month or more! Nice range for an average lol
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![]() Whats great is webmasters promoting GRIP will do well cause the retention is 100% Nobody has canceled yet.. Cant wait to see what the average will be 6 months from now.. |
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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