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RogerV 11-12-2007 04:48 PM

how would Review Sites give GRIP a review?
 
Just wondering?

www.GetRichInPorn.com

do review sites promote sites other then paysites

TMM_Vlad 11-12-2007 09:30 PM

Who's your competition?

Sands 11-13-2007 12:04 AM

It would look a little something like this...
 
"At some time or another we've all encountered a "get rich quick" website, or a "work from home" e-book sales page. We all know what they look like as they're peppered with the same tell-tale signs: white background, rampant use of sub-headers, italicized and emboldened text for emphasis, and a plethora of goofy pictures depicting the successful program or ebook clients. Their cookie cutter testimonials quickly and efficiently recapitulate their rags to riches stories; they are housewives who sold items on eBay from home, or hard-up blue collar zombies who needed to break free of their 9 to 5 grind by buying and selling foreclosed homes.

"How Would You Like to Earn $1,000/month" it calls to me in 24pt fonts. "If I did it, you can too!" it reassures me of my impending financial freedom. "Sell kinky and naughty pornography" it shouts as I try to minimize the window before my wife walks by. This prospect intrigues me. After all, it's Logic 101: if we assume that p = "Money is good", and that q = "Porn is good", then p + q yields cumshots and cash. Get Rich In Porn is a new how-to program that promises to give you all the tools you need to become a successful adult webmaster. Who wouldn't want to earn money online? Who wouldn't want to be their own boss? Who wouldn't want to watch shemales 69, or watch uninhibited women drink a pint of semen from a beer bong, or even two twinks touching dicks all day? Well, two out of three ain't bad, but there are lots of people out there who want to see the many permutations of sexual depravity... why not profit from it?

You can, and Get Rich In Porn teaches you how. You could make up to $1,560,000 and more! Or no money at all, but at the very least you'll have access to the member's areas of 23 different paysites. Make money! Jerk off! Make money and jerk off! Jerk off on the money you make! You can do it all, and you can do it with the Get Rich In Porn program."

(Anyone who steals this review and uses it (and I know some of you will), do me a favor and link to www.royswriting.com, or hit me up for writing work. I do it all.)

spasmo 11-13-2007 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 13366092)
"At some time or another we've all encountered a "get rich quick" website, or a "work from home" e-book sales page. We all know what they look like as they're peppered with the same tell-tale signs: white background, rampant use of sub-headers, italicized and emboldened text for emphasis, and a plethora of goofy pictures depicting the successful program or ebook clients. Their cookie cutter testimonials quickly and efficiently recapitulate their rags to riches stories; they are housewives who sold items on eBay from home, or hard-up blue collar zombies who needed to break free of their 9 to 5 grind by buying and selling foreclosed homes.

"How Would You Like to Earn $1,000/month" it calls to me in 24pt fonts. "If I did it, you can too!" it reassures me of my impending financial freedom. "Sell kinky and naughty pornography" it shouts as I try to minimize the window before my wife walks by. This prospect intrigues me. After all, it's Logic 101: if we assume that p = "Money is good", and that q = "Porn is good", then p + q yields cumshots and cash. Get Rich In Porn is a new how-to program that promises to give you all the tools you need to become a successful adult webmaster. Who wouldn't want to earn money online? Who wouldn't want to be their own boss? Who wouldn't want to watch shemales 69, or watch uninhibited women drink a pint of semen from a beer bong, or even two twinks touching dicks all day? Well, two out of three ain't bad, but there are lots of people out there who want to see the many permutations of sexual depravity... why not profit from it?

You can, and Get Rich In Porn teaches you how. You could make up to $1,560,000 and more! Or no money at all, but at the very least you'll have access to the member's areas of 23 different paysites. Make money! Jerk off! Make money and jerk off! Jerk off on the money you make! You can do it all, and you can do it with the Get Rich In Porn program."

(Anyone who steals this review and uses it (and I know some of you will), do me a favor and link to www.royswriting.com, or hit me up for writing work. I do it all.)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You never cease to amaze me (and crack me up).

Thanks for an awesome laugh. :thumbsup

Sands 11-13-2007 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo (Post 13366103)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You never cease to amaze me (and crack me up).

Thanks for an awesome laugh. :thumbsup

Anytime :winkwink:

Roald 11-13-2007 01:06 AM

Total You'll earn in the year -> $1,560,000
(* this system is based on your customers staying for 12 months)

Thats an awesome retention lol


....an average of $500 to $10,000 per month or more!
Nice range for an average lol

TMM_Vlad 11-13-2007 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 13366092)
"At some time or another we've all encountered a "get rich quick" website, or a "work from home" e-book sales page. We all know what they look like as they're peppered with the same tell-tale signs: white background, rampant use of sub-headers, italicized and emboldened text for emphasis, and a plethora of goofy pictures depicting the successful program or ebook clients. Their cookie cutter testimonials quickly and efficiently recapitulate their rags to riches stories; they are housewives who sold items on eBay from home, or hard-up blue collar zombies who needed to break free of their 9 to 5 grind by buying and selling foreclosed homes.

"How Would You Like to Earn $1,000/month" it calls to me in 24pt fonts. "If I did it, you can too!" it reassures me of my impending financial freedom. "Sell kinky and naughty pornography" it shouts as I try to minimize the window before my wife walks by. This prospect intrigues me. After all, it's Logic 101: if we assume that p = "Money is good", and that q = "Porn is good", then p + q yields cumshots and cash. Get Rich In Porn is a new how-to program that promises to give you all the tools you need to become a successful adult webmaster. Who wouldn't want to earn money online? Who wouldn't want to be their own boss? Who wouldn't want to watch shemales 69, or watch uninhibited women drink a pint of semen from a beer bong, or even two twinks touching dicks all day? Well, two out of three ain't bad, but there are lots of people out there who want to see the many permutations of sexual depravity... why not profit from it?

You can, and Get Rich In Porn teaches you how. You could make up to $1,560,000 and more! Or no money at all, but at the very least you'll have access to the member's areas of 23 different paysites. Make money! Jerk off! Make money and jerk off! Jerk off on the money you make! You can do it all, and you can do it with the Get Rich In Porn program."

(Anyone who steals this review and uses it (and I know some of you will), do me a favor and link to www.royswriting.com, or hit me up for writing work. I do it all.)

Your fuckin' hired! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sands 11-13-2007 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barslut (Post 13366257)
Your fuckin' hired! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

RogerV 11-13-2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 13366092)
"At some time or another we've all encountered a "get rich quick" website, or a "work from home" e-book sales page. We all know what they look like as they're peppered with the same tell-tale signs: white background, rampant use of sub-headers, italicized and emboldened text for emphasis, and a plethora of goofy pictures depicting the successful program or ebook clients. Their cookie cutter testimonials quickly and efficiently recapitulate their rags to riches stories; they are housewives who sold items on eBay from home, or hard-up blue collar zombies who needed to break free of their 9 to 5 grind by buying and selling foreclosed homes.

"How Would You Like to Earn $1,000/month" it calls to me in 24pt fonts. "If I did it, you can too!" it reassures me of my impending financial freedom. "Sell kinky and naughty pornography" it shouts as I try to minimize the window before my wife walks by. This prospect intrigues me. After all, it's Logic 101: if we assume that p = "Money is good", and that q = "Porn is good", then p + q yields cumshots and cash. Get Rich In Porn is a new how-to program that promises to give you all the tools you need to become a successful adult webmaster. Who wouldn't want to earn money online? Who wouldn't want to be their own boss? Who wouldn't want to watch shemales 69, or watch uninhibited women drink a pint of semen from a beer bong, or even two twinks touching dicks all day? Well, two out of three ain't bad, but there are lots of people out there who want to see the many permutations of sexual depravity... why not profit from it?

You can, and Get Rich In Porn teaches you how. You could make up to $1,560,000 and more! Or no money at all, but at the very least you'll have access to the member's areas of 23 different paysites. Make money! Jerk off! Make money and jerk off! Jerk off on the money you make! You can do it all, and you can do it with the Get Rich In Porn program."

(Anyone who steals this review and uses it (and I know some of you will), do me a favor and link to www.royswriting.com, or hit me up for writing work. I do it all.)

Thats some funny shit

RogerV 11-13-2007 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 13366242)
Total You'll earn in the year -> $1,560,000
(* this system is based on your customers staying for 12 months)

Thats an awesome retention lol


....an average of $500 to $10,000 per month or more!
Nice range for an average lol

:winkwink:

Whats great is webmasters promoting GRIP will do well cause the retention is 100% Nobody has canceled yet.. Cant wait to see what the average will be 6 months from now..

Sands 11-13-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 13368663)
Thats some funny shit

Thanks! Feel free to add it to your promo tools for GRIP if you feel so inclined, free of charge. May you and yours be blessed with many conversions. :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-13-2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barslut (Post 13366257)
Your fuckin' hired! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Roy's an amazing writer!

Sands 11-13-2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 13369053)
Roy's an amazing writer!

Thank you, sir, and you create excellent web applications. :thumbsup

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-13-2007 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sands (Post 13369476)
Thank you, sir, and you create excellent web applications. :thumbsup

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup


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