How many ways has epassporte fucked you? - GoFuckYourself.com

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 04:08 PM

I need to start a blog that's not adult related and this seems as good as any so I'm just curious how many ways has epassporte fucked you and how many ways can they fuck you?!

Damian_Maxcash · 11-12-2007, 04:20 PM

You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig......

"DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good.

I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig......

"DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good.

I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

tHANKS!

THINKS I'LL JUST CHANGE MY SIG!

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig......

"DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good.

I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

I know everyone's been using them for years with no problems except for the people who have and that's the problem, not the people who aren't having them!

But thanks for the heads up. I'll get to another sig sooner or later. Changing everything back to Postal anyway and any sponsor does that for you.

Michael O · 11-12-2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I know everyone's been using them for years with no problems except for the people who have and that's the problem, not the people who aren't having them!

But thanks for the heads up. I'll get to another sig sooner or later. Changing everything back to Postal anyway and any sponsor does that for you.

Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

GrouchyAdmin · 11-12-2007, 04:52 PM

Michael O comes out a-swinging. My proposed post of "Shut the fuck up, DEA." has nothing on his. Therefore, I'm just gonna sit and watch.

klinton · 11-12-2007, 04:54 PM

epass is k for me

Michael O · 11-12-2007, 04:58 PM

And
I apologize for the problems you have had with withdrawing to your bank account, your Electron card fee will also be refunded and added to your account.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

And
I apologize for the problems you have had with withdrawing to your bank account, your Electron card fee will also be refunded and added to your account.

Okay, Mike. We'll see. I feel bad if this eventually happens cause I just bagged on you personally in another thread. But I'll apologize if this thing works out, like I always do when I'm wrong, and make sure everyone knows what a dickhead I am.

And that will only work in your favor in the long run

teg0 · 11-12-2007, 05:08 PM

I haven't had any problems once I went through their verification process. There is just a lot of loud mouths that don't like epassporte. People complain more about PayPal IMO.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

Well, I didn't see this thread when I was being humble because that's the least you could do in this situation, but I noticed you suddenly vanished from easy access on ICQ and etc. once I started having my problems.

Would you be happy if you hadn't been able to get to your money in almost a month?

papill0n · 11-12-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

SO FUCKING OWNED

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

You should have this option for anyone having anything near the problems I'm having without having to threaten them of having to cancel their accounts, but I will gladly cancel mine.

papill0n · 11-12-2007, 05:14 PM

.....and never had a single problem with epassporte.

Michael O · 11-12-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Well, I didn't see this thread when I was being humble because that's the least you could do in this situation, but I noticed you suddenly vanished from easy access on ICQ and etc. once I started having my problems.

Would you be happy if you hadn't been able to get to your money in almost a month?

I emailed the form to you please return it to me and I will make sure you get your money.
I delete people regularly on ICQ because there are limits on the amount of contacts I can have on the list. I readded you when I found out who you were.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

SO FUCKING OWNED

Yeah, this is as logical as the rest of your posts!

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

I emailed the form to you please return it to me and I will make sure you get your money.
I delete people regularly on ICQ because there are limits on the amount of contacts I can have on the list. I readded you when I found out who you were.

What a coinciedence. I'm on my way to the form.

st0ned · 11-12-2007, 05:17 PM

I have had 0 problems with epassporte and have been using them for over a year. Only time I was unsatisfied is when I lost my card and it took 2+ weeks to get a new one (The rep told me I couldn't even pay for quicker shipping). Aside from that I have been 100% satisfied.

papill0n · 11-12-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Yeah, this is as logical as the rest of your posts!

says the guy bashing epassporte day and night while flying them in his sig

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

I emailed the form to you please return it to me and I will make sure you get your money.
I delete people regularly on ICQ because there are limits on the amount of contacts I can have on the list. I readded you when I found out who you were.

How are you going to make sure I get my money when you can't get it to me now?

Michael O · 11-12-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

How are you going to make sure I get my money when you can't get it to me now?

We will send it via a wire transfer which is different from a ACH withdrawal.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

says the guy bashing epassporte day and night while flying them in his sig

Dude you're such a stupid jackass why don't you stay out of this. It has nothing to do with you. If you like the taste of their cock and don't mind payng for the service all the power to you. Otherwise mind your own fucking business unless you have some stake in this

GrouchyAdmin · 11-12-2007, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

How are you going to make sure I get my money when you can't get it to me now?

I'll PayPal you the $20 and Michael can redirect your account's single sale to me if it means you'll shut the fuck up.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I'll PayPal you the $20 and Michael can redirect your account's single sale to me if it means you'll shut the fuck up.

Who the fuck are you now, another crony?

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

We will send it via a wire transfer which is different from a ACH withdrawal.

Cool, how long does this take, and by the way. If I had heard anything from you today as you promised it wouldn't have gotten to this point despite the fact that you didn't know who I am which makes it even worse

GrouchyAdmin · 11-12-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Who the fuck are you now, another crony?

Yep. That's precisely who I am, Mister FakeNick.

Michael O · 11-12-2007, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Cool, how long does this take, and by the way. If I had heard anything from you today as you promised it wouldn't have gotten to this point despite the fact that you didn't know who I am which makes it even worse

The wire will go out this week.
When I added you I knew who you were but prior to that since you never said who you were and use a different nick on ICQ than here I guess I didn't connect the dots, I apologize for that.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Yep. That's precisely who I am, Mister FakeNick.

Yeah, I'm fake. That's why a guy from the company is here talking to me. Jesus H! Where do you fucking fools come from? You have to be from epass playing this for all it's worth.

There's no respect here. Everyone should get the money they are promised. It's not big deal and shouldn't have gotten to this point. I'm not the villian. The company who can't live up to their promises is and then makes excuses for why they can't

DEA - banned for life · 11-12-2007, 05:32 PM

Funny how webmasters still use epass...but when somone gets ripped off suddenly they all scream "wtf you doing using epass"

i also find it ironic people use a service that they know is unsafe because they all know "not to kee that much money in my account because i dont want to lose it"
Fucked.

Michael why do so many people get scammed out of there money using epassporte? ITs obviously no secret...why doesnt epassporte change there protocol?

Oh thats right...you cant asnwer that..you just rep them and help out with minor problems..things like compromised accounts and withdrawles that dont go through is way out of your league

www.FuckEpass.com

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

The wire will go out this week.
When I added you I knew who you were but prior to that since you never said who you were and use a different nick on ICQ than here I guess I didn't connect the dots, I apologize for that.

No, Problem. If you can deliver even at this point I'm out of your hair. I won't promote you, but I'll try not to dis you unless there's some lost newb who is confused if he should or not

I'm sorry this is the only way I felt I could get things done. I still don't understand why you deleted the guy who didn't know I was because that prooves my point if not for this I would have been fucked.

papill0n · 11-12-2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Dude you're such a stupid jackass why don't you stay out of this. It has nothing to do with you. If you like the taste of their cock and don't mind payng for the service all the power to you. Otherwise mind your own fucking business unless you have some stake in this

Creating 50 threads on a public forum and ranting and raving like a lunatic made it my business. There isn't a single person on gfy who has ever had a problem with michael o. If you had of just acted like an adult in the first place this shit would have never have happened.

Anways now you have lost your epassporte account so hopefully your hysterics will now cease. Somehow I doubt it though.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA

Funny how webmasters still use epass...but when somone gets ripped off suddenly they all scream "wtf you doing using epass"

i also find it ironic people use a service that they know is unsafe because they all know "not to kee that much money in my account because i dont want to lose it"
Fucked.

Michael why do so many people get scammed out of there money using epassporte? ITs obviously no secret...why doesnt epassporte change there protocol?

Oh thats right...you cant asnwer that..you just rep them and help out with minor problems..things like compromised accounts and withdrawles that dont go through is way out of your league

www.FuckEpass.com

Well, now you have a major ally

GrouchyAdmin · 11-12-2007, 05:39 PM

Hey Michael -

If I'm on the payroll, can we negotiate contract terms?

Well, "smutnut," I don't work for ePass. I'm just sick and tired of people bitching and bitching and bitching about something they dislike, then eventually trying to instigate shit. If that's your gimmick, great. My gimmick is abusing loud idiots like you.

However, will76's got Zango, and DEA's already taken ePass. Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form, so you might consider PayPal.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

Creating 50 threads on a public forum and ranting and raving like a lunatic made it my business. There isn't a single person on gfy who has ever had a problem with michael o. If you had of just acted like an adult in the first place this shit would have never have happened.

Anways now you have lost your epassporte account so hopefully your hysterics will now cease. Somehow I doubt it though.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT. There's a million and one threads here about how bad epass sucked ass! If I had gotten here before I signed up with them I never would have! I came here to find out how to fix my problems with them after the fact and this is the way it's done:

When they don't like the problems they're creating for you they close your account and maybe you get your money!

That's the facts at this point you sorry bitch and you can suck his dick all you like!

GrouchyAdmin · 11-12-2007, 05:44 PM

mods pls embed midi of 'another day in paradise' by phil collins

tia

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Hey Michael -

If I'm on the payroll, can we negotiate contract terms?

Well, "smutnut," I don't work for ePass. I'm just sick and tired of people bitching and bitching and bitching about something they dislike, then eventually trying to instigate shit. If that's your gimmick, great. My gimmick is abusing loud idiots like you.

However, will76's got Zango, and DEA's already taken ePass. Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form, so you might consider PayPal.

I'll bet he'll let you suck his dick for all the props you gave him though so you should end up happy in the long run!

klinton · 11-12-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by klinton

epass is k for me

oh and i use them for over 3 years...

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:48 PM

Whatever anyone gets out of this thread is in perspective and they can take it for what it is worth! They'll be many more until I get MY FUCKING MONEY!

Wether it's one sign up or two or three or four. I have no shame, just a sense of responsiblity and what's owed to people who take people at their word and company rep!

Normally NO COMPANY WOULD DO THIS UNLESS THEY COULDN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEM AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!

Kenny B! · 11-12-2007, 05:49 PM

Here's my epass story... I was in the states taking out $400 from a bank machine in a mall. The $ never came out, I called epass, they had me fill out a form, took me almost 5 minutes of my day to fill out the form, like I have time for that. Then I waited the 30 days they asked me to so they could recover my $.

Sure enough 30 days later you can guess what happened, the fuckers funded my account the $400.

Thanks Epass!

Damian_Maxcash · 11-12-2007, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

......Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form.......

lol - Who is that?

papill0n · 11-12-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

YOU FUCKING IDIOT. There's a million and one threads here about how bad epass sucked ass! If I had gotten here before I signed up with them I never would have! I came here to find out how to fix my problems with them after the fact and this is the way it's done:

When they don't like the problems they're creating for you they close your account and maybe you get your money!

That's the facts at this point you sorry bitch and you can suck his dick all you like!

haha

you have a shit day man ok

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

Here's my epass story... I was in the states taking out $400 from a bank machine in a mall. The $ never came out, I called epass, they had me fill out a form, took me almost 5 minutes of my day to fill out the form, like I have time for that. Then I waited the 30 days they asked me to so they could recover my $.

Sure enough 30 days later you can guess what happened, the fuckers funded my account the $400.

Thanks Epass!

Well, that's just great! They fucked you and you got what you should have gotten with nothing extra for your agrravation. You and Santa should get together cause he likes the taste of their cock too!

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:55 PM

I Just Hope And Pray One Of You Pro Epass Motherfuckers Have To Deal With This Shit Some Day Real Soon!

Michael O · 11-12-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Whatever anyone gets out of this thread is in perspective and they can take it for what it is worth! They'll be many more until I get MY FUCKING MONEY!

Wether it's one sign up or two or three or four. I have no shame, just a sense of responsiblity and what's owed to people who take people at their word and company rep!

Normally NO COMPANY WOULD DO THIS UNLESS THEY COULDN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEM AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!

The faster you return the form the faster I can get the wire send to you.
Again I apologize for the problems you have experienced with our ACH processor and since we probably can't solve it for you within reasonable time we have made this offer so you can get access to your funds as quickly as possible.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:57 PM

Just the way this whole situation was handled should be a complete wake up call to anyone having the slightest problem or considering even trying them out!

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Michael O

The faster you return the form the faster I can get the wire send to you.
Again I apologize for the problems you have experienced with our ACH processor and since we probably can't solve it for you within reasonable time we have made this offer so you can get access to your funds as quickly as possible.

And I thank you for that if it gets to me. Now you should calm down all your fans so I can try and keep my mouth shut!

CyberHustler · 11-12-2007, 06:02 PM

Epass works fine for me.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 06:03 PM

You see, Michael? I won't even hold this monkey against you!

GrouchyAdmin · 11-12-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

lol - Who is that?

Jan Clork.

smutnut · 11-12-2007, 07:05 PM

What did she do to you?!

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Jan Clork.

11-12-2007, 04:08 PM	#1
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	How many ways has epassporte fucked you? I need to start a blog that's not adult related and this seems as good as any so I'm just curious how many ways has epassporte fucked you and how many ways can they fuck you?!

11-12-2007, 04:52 PM	#6
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Michael O comes out a-swinging. My proposed post of "Shut the fuck up, DEA." has nothing on his. Therefore, I'm just gonna sit and watch. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

11-12-2007, 04:58 PM	#8
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	And I apologize for the problems you have had with withdrawing to your bank account, your Electron card fee will also be refunded and added to your account. __________________ Truth Teller

11-12-2007, 05:17 PM	#18
st0ned Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 8,437	I have had 0 problems with epassporte and have been using them for over a year. Only time I was unsatisfied is when I lost my card and it took 2+ weeks to get a new one (The rep told me I couldn't even pay for quicker shipping). Aside from that I have been 100% satisfied. __________________ Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts. We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic! Skype: ConversionSharks \|\| Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com

11-12-2007, 05:39 PM	#33
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Hey Michael - If I'm on the payroll, can we negotiate contract terms? Well, "smutnut," I don't work for ePass. I'm just sick and tired of people bitching and bitching and bitching about something they dislike, then eventually trying to instigate shit. If that's your gimmick, great. My gimmick is abusing loud idiots like you. However, will76's got Zango, and DEA's already taken ePass. Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form, so you might consider PayPal. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

11-12-2007, 04:20 PM	#2
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig...... "DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good. I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

11-12-2007, 04:54 PM	#7
klinton So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: online Posts: 8,766	epass is k for me

11-12-2007, 05:08 PM	#10
teg0 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Gringo in Puerto Rico Posts: 4,204	I haven't had any problems once I went through their verification process. There is just a lot of loud mouths that don't like epassporte. People complain more about PayPal IMO.

11-12-2007, 05:14 PM	#14
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	.....and never had a single problem with epassporte.

11-12-2007, 05:32 PM	#29
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	Funny how webmasters still use epass...but when somone gets ripped off suddenly they all scream "wtf you doing using epass" i also find it ironic people use a service that they know is unsafe because they all know "not to kee that much money in my account because i dont want to lose it" Fucked. Michael why do so many people get scammed out of there money using epassporte? ITs obviously no secret...why doesnt epassporte change there protocol? Oh thats right...you cant asnwer that..you just rep them and help out with minor problems..things like compromised accounts and withdrawles that dont go through is way out of your league www.FuckEpass.com

11-12-2007, 05:44 PM	#35
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	mods pls embed midi of 'another day in paradise' by phil collins tia __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

11-12-2007, 05:48 PM	#38
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Whatever anyone gets out of this thread is in perspective and they can take it for what it is worth! They'll be many more until I get MY FUCKING MONEY! Wether it's one sign up or two or three or four. I have no shame, just a sense of responsiblity and what's owed to people who take people at their word and company rep! Normally NO COMPANY WOULD DO THIS UNLESS THEY COULDN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEM AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!

11-12-2007, 05:49 PM	#39
Kenny B! Confirmed Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,717	Here's my epass story... I was in the states taking out $400 from a bank machine in a mall. The $ never came out, I called epass, they had me fill out a form, took me almost 5 minutes of my day to fill out the form, like I have time for that. Then I waited the 30 days they asked me to so they could recover my $. Sure enough 30 days later you can guess what happened, the fuckers funded my account the $400. Thanks Epass! __________________ Kenny -at- YourPaysitePartner.com Skype: kennyb514 Do business with us: Your Paysite Partner Kenny's Pennies Sticky Dollars Radical Cash Indie Bucks Stand Ahead Read My Ambush Interview Here

11-12-2007, 05:55 PM	#43
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I Just Hope And Pray One Of You Pro Epass Motherfuckers Have To Deal With This Shit Some Day Real Soon!

11-12-2007, 05:57 PM	#45
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Just the way this whole situation was handled should be a complete wake up call to anyone having the slightest problem or considering even trying them out!

11-12-2007, 06:02 PM	#47
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,180	Epass works fine for me.

11-12-2007, 06:03 PM	#48
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	You see, Michael? I won't even hold this monkey against you!