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smutnut 11-12-2007 04:08 PM

How many ways has epassporte fucked you?
 
I need to start a blog that's not adult related and this seems as good as any so I'm just curious how many ways has epassporte fucked you and how many ways can they fuck you?!

Damian_Maxcash 11-12-2007 04:20 PM

You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig......

"DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good.

I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

smutnut 11-12-2007 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 13364453)
You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig......

"DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good.

I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

:1orglaugh tHANKS!:1orglaugh

THINKS I'LL JUST CHANGE MY SIG!

smutnut 11-12-2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 13364453)
You may want to take the Epass part of the ad from your sig......

"DogFart, now with people that will rip you off" - dosnt sound good.

I like Epass by the way - been using them for years with no probs.

I know everyone's been using them for years with no problems except for the people who have and that's the problem, not the people who aren't having them!

But thanks for the heads up. I'll get to another sig sooner or later. Changing everything back to Postal anyway and any sponsor does that for you.

Michael O 11-12-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364496)
I know everyone's been using them for years with no problems except for the people who have and that's the problem, not the people who aren't having them!

But thanks for the heads up. I'll get to another sig sooner or later. Changing everything back to Postal anyway and any sponsor does that for you.

Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

GrouchyAdmin 11-12-2007 04:52 PM

Michael O comes out a-swinging. My proposed post of "Shut the fuck up, DEA." has nothing on his. Therefore, I'm just gonna sit and watch.

klinton 11-12-2007 04:54 PM

epass is k for me

Michael O 11-12-2007 04:58 PM

And
I apologize for the problems you have had with withdrawing to your bank account, your Electron card fee will also be refunded and added to your account.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364657)
And
I apologize for the problems you have had with withdrawing to your bank account, your Electron card fee will also be refunded and added to your account.

Okay, Mike. We'll see. I feel bad if this eventually happens cause I just bagged on you personally in another thread. But I'll apologize if this thing works out, like I always do when I'm wrong, and make sure everyone knows what a dickhead I am.

And that will only work in your favor in the long run

teg0 11-12-2007 05:08 PM

I haven't had any problems once I went through their verification process. There is just a lot of loud mouths that don't like epassporte. People complain more about PayPal IMO.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364625)
Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

Well, I didn't see this thread when I was being humble because that's the least you could do in this situation, but I noticed you suddenly vanished from easy access on ICQ and etc. once I started having my problems.

Would you be happy if you hadn't been able to get to your money in almost a month?

papill0n 11-12-2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364625)
Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

SO FUCKING OWNED

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364625)
Since you are not satisfied with our service and keep starting new threads to show your unhappiness I will email the wire request form to you please fill it out and we will wire the outstanding funds in your account to you and close your account.
It would seem to be the best solution for both parties.

Regards,
Michael Olsen

You should have this option for anyone having anything near the problems I'm having without having to threaten them of having to cancel their accounts, but I will gladly cancel mine.

papill0n 11-12-2007 05:14 PM

.....and never had a single problem with epassporte.

Michael O 11-12-2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364714)
Well, I didn't see this thread when I was being humble because that's the least you could do in this situation, but I noticed you suddenly vanished from easy access on ICQ and etc. once I started having my problems.

Would you be happy if you hadn't been able to get to your money in almost a month?

I emailed the form to you please return it to me and I will make sure you get your money.
I delete people regularly on ICQ because there are limits on the amount of contacts I can have on the list. I readded you when I found out who you were.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13364728)
SO FUCKING OWNED

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah, this is as logical as the rest of your posts!

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364733)
I emailed the form to you please return it to me and I will make sure you get your money.
I delete people regularly on ICQ because there are limits on the amount of contacts I can have on the list. I readded you when I found out who you were.

What a coinciedence. I'm on my way to the form.

st0ned 11-12-2007 05:17 PM

I have had 0 problems with epassporte and have been using them for over a year. Only time I was unsatisfied is when I lost my card and it took 2+ weeks to get a new one (The rep told me I couldn't even pay for quicker shipping). Aside from that I have been 100% satisfied.

papill0n 11-12-2007 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364735)
Yeah, this is as logical as the rest of your posts!

says the guy bashing epassporte day and night while flying them in his sig :thumbsup

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364733)
I emailed the form to you please return it to me and I will make sure you get your money.
I delete people regularly on ICQ because there are limits on the amount of contacts I can have on the list. I readded you when I found out who you were.

How are you going to make sure I get my money when you can't get it to me now?

Michael O 11-12-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364759)
How are you going to make sure I get my money when you can't get it to me now?

We will send it via a wire transfer which is different from a ACH withdrawal.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13364747)
says the guy bashing epassporte day and night while flying them in his sig :thumbsup

Dude you're such a stupid jackass why don't you stay out of this. It has nothing to do with you. If you like the taste of their cock and don't mind payng for the service all the power to you. Otherwise mind your own fucking business unless you have some stake in this:mad:

GrouchyAdmin 11-12-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364759)
How are you going to make sure I get my money when you can't get it to me now?

I'll PayPal you the $20 and Michael can redirect your account's single sale to me if it means you'll shut the fuck up.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13364769)
I'll PayPal you the $20 and Michael can redirect your account's single sale to me if it means you'll shut the fuck up.

Who the fuck are you now, another crony?

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364766)
We will send it via a wire transfer which is different from a ACH withdrawal.

Cool, how long does this take, and by the way. If I had heard anything from you today as you promised it wouldn't have gotten to this point despite the fact that you didn't know who I am which makes it even worse

GrouchyAdmin 11-12-2007 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364782)
Who the fuck are you now, another crony?

Yep. That's precisely who I am, Mister FakeNick.

Michael O 11-12-2007 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364790)
Cool, how long does this take, and by the way. If I had heard anything from you today as you promised it wouldn't have gotten to this point despite the fact that you didn't know who I am which makes it even worse

The wire will go out this week.
When I added you I knew who you were but prior to that since you never said who you were and use a different nick on ICQ than here I guess I didn't connect the dots, I apologize for that.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13364798)
Yep. That's precisely who I am, Mister FakeNick.

Yeah, I'm fake. That's why a guy from the company is here talking to me. Jesus H! Where do you fucking fools come from? You have to be from epass playing this for all it's worth.

There's no respect here. Everyone should get the money they are promised. It's not big deal and shouldn't have gotten to this point. I'm not the villian. The company who can't live up to their promises is and then makes excuses for why they can't

DEA - banned for life 11-12-2007 05:32 PM

Funny how webmasters still use epass...but when somone gets ripped off suddenly they all scream "wtf you doing using epass"

i also find it ironic people use a service that they know is unsafe because they all know "not to kee that much money in my account because i dont want to lose it"
Fucked.


Michael why do so many people get scammed out of there money using epassporte? ITs obviously no secret...why doesnt epassporte change there protocol?

Oh thats right...you cant asnwer that..you just rep them and help out with minor problems..things like compromised accounts and withdrawles that dont go through is way out of your league:winkwink:

www.FuckEpass.com

:thumbsup

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364813)
The wire will go out this week.
When I added you I knew who you were but prior to that since you never said who you were and use a different nick on ICQ than here I guess I didn't connect the dots, I apologize for that.

No, Problem. If you can deliver even at this point I'm out of your hair. I won't promote you, but I'll try not to dis you unless there's some lost newb who is confused if he should or not :thumbsup

I'm sorry this is the only way I felt I could get things done. I still don't understand why you deleted the guy who didn't know I was because that prooves my point if not for this I would have been fucked.

papill0n 11-12-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364774)
Dude you're such a stupid jackass why don't you stay out of this. It has nothing to do with you. If you like the taste of their cock and don't mind payng for the service all the power to you. Otherwise mind your own fucking business unless you have some stake in this:mad:

Creating 50 threads on a public forum and ranting and raving like a lunatic made it my business. There isn't a single person on gfy who has ever had a problem with michael o. If you had of just acted like an adult in the first place this shit would have never have happened.

Anways now you have lost your epassporte account so hopefully your hysterics will now cease. Somehow I doubt it though.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 13364820)
Funny how webmasters still use epass...but when somone gets ripped off suddenly they all scream "wtf you doing using epass"

i also find it ironic people use a service that they know is unsafe because they all know "not to kee that much money in my account because i dont want to lose it"
Fucked.


Michael why do so many people get scammed out of there money using epassporte? ITs obviously no secret...why doesnt epassporte change there protocol?

Oh thats right...you cant asnwer that..you just rep them and help out with minor problems..things like compromised accounts and withdrawles that dont go through is way out of your league:winkwink:

www.FuckEpass.com

:thumbsup

Well, now you have a major ally

GrouchyAdmin 11-12-2007 05:39 PM

Hey Michael -

If I'm on the payroll, can we negotiate contract terms?


Well, "smutnut," I don't work for ePass. I'm just sick and tired of people bitching and bitching and bitching about something they dislike, then eventually trying to instigate shit. If that's your gimmick, great. My gimmick is abusing loud idiots like you.

However, will76's got Zango, and DEA's already taken ePass. Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form, so you might consider PayPal.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13364832)
Creating 50 threads on a public forum and ranting and raving like a lunatic made it my business. There isn't a single person on gfy who has ever had a problem with michael o. If you had of just acted like an adult in the first place this shit would have never have happened.

Anways now you have lost your epassporte account so hopefully your hysterics will now cease. Somehow I doubt it though.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT. There's a million and one threads here about how bad epass sucked ass! If I had gotten here before I signed up with them I never would have! I came here to find out how to fix my problems with them after the fact and this is the way it's done:

When they don't like the problems they're creating for you they close your account and maybe you get your money!

That's the facts at this point you sorry bitch and you can suck his dick all you like!

GrouchyAdmin 11-12-2007 05:44 PM

mods pls embed midi of 'another day in paradise' by phil collins


tia

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13364843)
Hey Michael -

If I'm on the payroll, can we negotiate contract terms?


Well, "smutnut," I don't work for ePass. I'm just sick and tired of people bitching and bitching and bitching about something they dislike, then eventually trying to instigate shit. If that's your gimmick, great. My gimmick is abusing loud idiots like you.

However, will76's got Zango, and DEA's already taken ePass. Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form, so you might consider PayPal.

I'll bet he'll let you suck his dick for all the props you gave him though so you should end up happy in the long run!

klinton 11-12-2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 13364641)
epass is k for me

oh and i use them for over 3 years...:)

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:48 PM

Whatever anyone gets out of this thread is in perspective and they can take it for what it is worth! They'll be many more until I get MY FUCKING MONEY!

Wether it's one sign up or two or three or four. I have no shame, just a sense of responsiblity and what's owed to people who take people at their word and company rep!

Normally NO COMPANY WOULD DO THIS UNLESS THEY COULDN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEM AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!

Kenny B! 11-12-2007 05:49 PM

Here's my epass story... I was in the states taking out $400 from a bank machine in a mall. The $ never came out, I called epass, they had me fill out a form, took me almost 5 minutes of my day to fill out the form, like I have time for that. Then I waited the 30 days they asked me to so they could recover my $.

Sure enough 30 days later you can guess what happened, the fuckers funded my account the $400.

Thanks Epass!

Damian_Maxcash 11-12-2007 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13364843)
......Chio already has a detractor despite not even having a functional signup form.......

lol - Who is that?

papill0n 11-12-2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364853)
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. There's a million and one threads here about how bad epass sucked ass! If I had gotten here before I signed up with them I never would have! I came here to find out how to fix my problems with them after the fact and this is the way it's done:

When they don't like the problems they're creating for you they close your account and maybe you get your money!

That's the facts at this point you sorry bitch and you can suck his dick all you like!


haha

you have a shit day man ok :)

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 13364882)
Here's my epass story... I was in the states taking out $400 from a bank machine in a mall. The $ never came out, I called epass, they had me fill out a form, took me almost 5 minutes of my day to fill out the form, like I have time for that. Then I waited the 30 days they asked me to so they could recover my $.

Sure enough 30 days later you can guess what happened, the fuckers funded my account the $400.

Thanks Epass!

Well, that's just great! They fucked you and you got what you should have gotten with nothing extra for your agrravation. You and Santa should get together cause he likes the taste of their cock too!

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:55 PM

I Just Hope And Pray One Of You Pro Epass Motherfuckers Have To Deal With This Shit Some Day Real Soon!

Michael O 11-12-2007 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut (Post 13364878)
Whatever anyone gets out of this thread is in perspective and they can take it for what it is worth! They'll be many more until I get MY FUCKING MONEY!

Wether it's one sign up or two or three or four. I have no shame, just a sense of responsiblity and what's owed to people who take people at their word and company rep!

Normally NO COMPANY WOULD DO THIS UNLESS THEY COULDN'T FIX YOUR PROBLEM AND WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU!

The faster you return the form the faster I can get the wire send to you.
Again I apologize for the problems you have experienced with our ACH processor and since we probably can't solve it for you within reasonable time we have made this offer so you can get access to your funds as quickly as possible.

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:57 PM

Just the way this whole situation was handled should be a complete wake up call to anyone having the slightest problem or considering even trying them out!

smutnut 11-12-2007 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 13364909)
The faster you return the form the faster I can get the wire send to you.
Again I apologize for the problems you have experienced with our ACH processor and since we probably can't solve it for you within reasonable time we have made this offer so you can get access to your funds as quickly as possible.

And I thank you for that if it gets to me. Now you should calm down all your fans so I can try and keep my mouth shut!

CyberHustler 11-12-2007 06:02 PM

Epass works fine for me.

smutnut 11-12-2007 06:03 PM

You see, Michael? I won't even hold this monkey against you!

GrouchyAdmin 11-12-2007 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001 (Post 13364883)
lol - Who is that?

Jan Clork.

smutnut 11-12-2007 07:05 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh What did she do to you?!
Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 13364982)
Jan Clork.



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