Who comes up with these crazy email Subject lines!

[PaygeaGrl]

Rather than delete my spam, I go through the subject lines for pure entertainment. Here are some of my favorites:

Subject: Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it! (this is kinda gross. I'm suprised they didn't say "want to feel the top of your baby's head while she is still inside the womb? Now you can with your big rod".

Subject: May i ask why you're so unhappy with your dic'k? (good one. To the point)

Subject: Prepare your love wand for the next battle (Make love not war)

[Phoenix]

i do actually

[PaygeaGrl]

At least you know they are being read. It's good stuff:-)

[martinsc]

i love reading spam...
pure entertainment ;)

[PaygeaGrl]

me too. It's great reading material and some do peak my interest.

[TeenCat]

Your women were never so pleased with your penis
old mature housewife getting thrashed
Time to live
Make him dance
Can you imagine that you are healthy?

... oh yeah i love some of them also ;) shame i cant find the one with cocaine offer ... have a nice day everyone!

[BerdoR]

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

Rather than delete my spam, I go through the subject lines for pure entertainment. Here are some of my favorites:

Subject: Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it! (this is kinda gross. I'm suprised they didn't say "want to feel the top of your baby's head while she is still inside the womb? Now you can with your big rod".

[PaygeaGrl]

Fat teacher doing his teen student in the backyard.

If you treat your filly as a goddess, why not become a God in her bedroom?

[Got Porn?]

You will work wonders in bed with your new long and stiff magic love stick
Prepare your love wand for the next battle
Turn your trouser mouse into a one-eyed giant with this brand new medicine

I hate MegaDik Spam, but it can be humorous.

[martinsc]

how about this one

subject:
All sweet flowers succumb to big rod
body:
How Soros operated is a function of his abilities, the combination ofa different perspective of how theAs Marquez recalled: George always used to say, Invest first and

Now that you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna screw her juicy twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your schlong will stuff her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!

[PaygeaGrl]

A poem---classsy touch.:-)

That one should be on a Hallmark card.

[PaygeaGrl]

I'm going to take a crack at this poem stuff:

Tonight I wished upon a star, that my penis would grow just short of a yard.

I wish, I prayed, and my dream can true, when I little fairy dropped by and said, "Little man, I have something for you".

I took a pill and what would you know, I was able to satisfy even the biggest of hoes!

:-)

[martinsc]

Originally Posted by PaygeaGrl

I'm going to take a crack at this poem stuff:

Tonight I wished upon a star, that my penis would grow just short of a yard.

I wish, I prayed, and my dream can true, when I little fairy dropped by and said, "Little man, I have something for you".

I took a pill and what would you know, I was able to satisfy even the biggest of hoes!

:-)

you could qualify as a spammer ;-)

[PaygeaGrl]

nah..just showing my skills:-))

[MiLo]

http://www.spamusement.com/

[PaygeaGrl]

Ya know. I think the poem idea might work. So I don't get ripped on the boards, I will make a poem about our mechant account solutions at Paygea:

Need a merchant account provider who understands the biz? One who won't shut you down when a few few chargebacks hit.

A offshore bank who treats you with respect-direct deposits twice a week-no need to sit around waiting for a check.

Lowest rates with the best terms, no fear of volume caps or unjustified termination, we WANT your business to grow.

You'll have a rep who will always be sweet to you---wait are you waiting for, hit me up on ICQ))

I think this method might work.

[PaygeaGrl]

I just bookmarked that site. Thanks Milo. I like this one:
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/293

[alby_persignup]

very creative spam subjects

[PaygeaGrl]

yeah. I think I want to become a writer. I can think of ones all day long.

Afraid to mow your hot lady's grass because you don't have enough gas in your engine" Try these!

[PaygeaGrl]

I got a few good ones this weekend:

Begin a campaign against your s'e_xual imperfection!(going for the political movement)

Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small dic'ks

[yumma]

shitty emails - in trash!

[FuqALot]

How bout this one:

Sub: Solid ,Reliable,Respectable with 100% Security
Text:

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If your email program is unable to open hyperlinks, please copy and
paste this URL into the address bar of your browser. http://nortonyj943.googlepages.com/main.htm

[FuqALot]

{Spam!} You'll be No.1 in her heart, when you increase you dic'k

Wise men say, you only have to surrender to what you cannot improve.
But how to accept the fact, that you cannot content
your girlfriends with your not long stick?

It may sound unbelievable, but now you can change it without a surgical procedure!


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This "dic'k" dude is spamming hard

[stillsexy]

i cant believe there are ppl actually reading those

[PaygeaGrl]

I don't actually read the email, just the subject lines. I'm more shocked by the fact that people actually click on the links within the emails:-)

I like the surgical procedure one...pretty funny.