Who comes up with these crazy email Subject lines!
 

Rather than delete my spam, I go through the subject lines for pure entertainment. Here are some of my favorites:

Subject: Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it! (this is kinda gross. I'm suprised they didn't say "want to feel the top of your baby's head while she is still inside the womb? Now you can with your big rod".

Subject: May i ask why you're so unhappy with your dic'k? (good one. To the point)

Subject: Prepare your love wand for the next battle (Make love not war)

i do actually

At least you know they are being read. It's good stuff:-)

i love reading spam...
pure entertainment ;)

me too. It's great reading material and some do peak my interest.

Your women were never so pleased with your penis
old mature housewife getting thrashed
Time to live
Make him dance
Can you imagine that you are healthy?

... oh yeah i love some of them also ;) shame i cant find the one with cocaine offer ... have a nice day everyone! :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fat teacher doing his teen student in the backyard.

If you treat your filly as a goddess, why not become a God in her bedroom?

You will work wonders in bed with your new long and stiff magic love stick
Prepare your love wand for the next battle
Turn your trouser mouse into a one-eyed giant with this brand new medicine

I hate MegaDik Spam, but it can be humorous.

how about this one
:1orglaugh

A poem---classsy touch.:-)

That one should be on a Hallmark card.

I'm going to take a crack at this poem stuff:

Tonight I wished upon a star, that my penis would grow just short of a yard.

I wish, I prayed, and my dream can true, when I little fairy dropped by and said, "Little man, I have something for you".

I took a pill and what would you know, I was able to satisfy even the biggest of hoes!

:-)

:1orglaugh
you could qualify as a spammer ;-)

nah..just showing my skills:-))

http://www.spamusement.com/

:thumbsup

Ya know. I think the poem idea might work. So I don't get ripped on the boards, I will make a poem about our mechant account solutions at Paygea:

Need a merchant account provider who understands the biz? One who won't shut you down when a few few chargebacks hit.

A offshore bank who treats you with respect-direct deposits twice a week-no need to sit around waiting for a check.

Lowest rates with the best terms, no fear of volume caps or unjustified termination, we WANT your business to grow.

You'll have a rep who will always be sweet to you---wait are you waiting for, hit me up on ICQ:)))

I think this method might work.

I just bookmarked that site. Thanks Milo. I like this one:
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/293

very creative spam subjects

yeah. I think I want to become a writer. I can think of ones all day long.

Afraid to mow your hot lady's grass because you don't have enough gas in your engine" Try these!

I got a few good ones this weekend:

Begin a campaign against your s'e_xual imperfection!(going for the political movement)

Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small dic'ks

shitty emails - in trash!

How bout this one:

Sub: Solid ,Reliable,Respectable with 100% Security
Text:

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If your email program is unable to open hyperlinks, please copy and
paste this URL into the address bar of your browser. http://nortonyj943.googlepages.com/main.htm

{Spam!} You'll be No.1 in her heart, when you increase you dic'k

Wise men say, you only have to surrender to what you cannot improve.
But how to accept the fact, that you cannot content
your girlfriends with your not long stick?

It may sound unbelievable, but now you can change it without a surgical procedure!


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This "dic'k" dude is spamming hard

i cant believe there are ppl actually reading those

this one is funny
 

I don't actually read the email, just the subject lines. I'm more shocked by the fact that people actually click on the links within the emails:-)

I like the surgical procedure one...pretty funny.