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Who comes up with these crazy email Subject lines!

11-09-2007, 06:51 AM

Rather than delete my spam, I go through the subject lines for pure entertainment. Here are some of my favorites:

Subject: Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it! (this is kinda gross. I'm suprised they didn't say "want to feel the top of your baby's head while she is still inside the womb? Now you can with your big rod".

Subject: May i ask why you're so unhappy with your dic'k? (good one. To the point)

Subject: Prepare your love wand for the next battle (Make love not war)

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11-09-2007, 06:52 AM

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11-09-2007, 06:54 AM

At least you know they are being read. It's good stuff:-)

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11-09-2007, 06:56 AM

i love reading spam...
pure entertainment ;)

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11-09-2007, 06:58 AM

me too. It's great reading material and some do peak my interest.

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11-09-2007, 07:00 AM

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11-09-2007, 07:02 AM

Originally posted by PaygeaGrl

Rather than delete my spam, I go through the subject lines for pure entertainment. Here are some of my favorites:

Subject: Have you ever felt a kiss of a womb? With your new big rod you'll feel it! (this is kinda gross. I'm suprised they didn't say "want to feel the top of your baby's head while she is still inside the womb? Now you can with your big rod".

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11-09-2007, 07:05 AM

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11-09-2007, 07:14 AM

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11-09-2007, 07:17 AM

how about this one

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11-09-2007, 07:21 AM

A poem---classsy touch.:-)

That one should be on a Hallmark card.

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11-09-2007, 07:27 AM

I'm going to take a crack at this poem stuff:

Tonight I wished upon a star, that my penis would grow just short of a yard.

I wish, I prayed, and my dream can true, when I little fairy dropped by and said, "Little man, I have something for you".

I took a pill and what would you know, I was able to satisfy even the biggest of hoes!

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11-09-2007, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by PaygeaGrl

I'm going to take a crack at this poem stuff:

Tonight I wished upon a star, that my penis would grow just short of a yard.

I wish, I prayed, and my dream can true, when I little fairy dropped by and said, "Little man, I have something for you".

I took a pill and what would you know, I was able to satisfy even the biggest of hoes!

:-)

you could qualify as a spammer ;-)

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11-09-2007, 07:30 AM

nah..just showing my skills:-))

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11-09-2007, 07:38 AM

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11-09-2007, 07:38 AM

Ya know. I think the poem idea might work. So I don't get ripped on the boards, I will make a poem about our mechant account solutions at Paygea:

Need a merchant account provider who understands the biz? One who won't shut you down when a few few chargebacks hit.

A offshore bank who treats you with respect-direct deposits twice a week-no need to sit around waiting for a check.

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You'll have a rep who will always be sweet to you---wait are you waiting for, hit me up on ICQ))

I think this method might work.

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11-09-2007, 08:14 AM

I just bookmarked that site. Thanks Milo. I like this one:
http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/293

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11-09-2007, 08:43 AM

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11-09-2007, 08:51 AM

yeah. I think I want to become a writer. I can think of ones all day long.

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11-11-2007, 05:40 AM

I got a few good ones this weekend:

Begin a campaign against your s'e_xual imperfection!(going for the political movement)

Rarely will you meet a girl who would say she likes small dic'ks

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11-11-2007, 05:50 AM

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11-11-2007, 09:02 AM

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11-11-2007, 09:05 AM

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11-11-2007, 09:07 AM

i cant believe there are ppl actually reading those
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11-11-2007, 09:50 AM

this one is funny

I don't actually read the email, just the subject lines. I'm more shocked by the fact that people actually click on the links within the emails:-)

I like the surgical procedure one...pretty funny.

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