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11-09-2007, 08:33 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: AMERICA (If u didn't know yet, America is a continent, not a country)
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21 Really Funny Search Queries
"a picture"
Try to be more specific "answer my question" Taking that attitude isn't going to help. "asking my wife to take nude photos" Try buying her some flowers first. "big penis photograph" How big do you want? Will 800x1200 pixels do? "blog your way to a top job" If only it was that easy "buy cheap sell for lots" My first stockbroker visitor. "can somebody explain what astro physics is all about" Err, probably not. I've got a degree in it but that's about it. "cheese website with live feed" Who the hell would make a cheese website with a live feed? Oh, wait. "directory submissions matt cutts" Man, that guy does everything nowadays. "-1 google page rank" Wow that's bad, how many links did you sell??? "funny penis recipes" I can't imagine that ever being funny. "got a car- need to make money" Try being a taxi driver "how do you turn people in a picture naked" Wow, that would be some cool software. Imagine being able to take a picture of clothed people and make them naked. A real Photoshop killer. "how to get a body like johnny wilkinson" I'm guessing training 8 hours a day with a rugby team will do it. "misspelling for seo" Try oes or eso. "people love to take picture with their penis" I've been trying to get mine to learn how to work a camera for years. "photo of my penis" Imagine if you searched for that and Google actually found some correct results! "how to have good sex" "how to have amazing sex" "how to have sex on top" "different phrases for "lets have sex"" This was the same IP, queries listed in the order they were performed. http://www.blogstorm.co.uk/blog/21-more-funny-queries/ |
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11-09-2007, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: EU
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Yeh, sometimes the search phrases are so funny.... but who cares? Traffic is traffic.
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11-10-2007, 12:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Wow yeah i agree they can be funny...!!!!
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11-10-2007, 01:07 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
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most of these don't seem that funny
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11-10-2007, 02:39 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa
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from my own searches:
"how to fuck a pillow" - talking about being desperate "how to fuck an Indian woman" - hm, just like any other woman? |
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11-10-2007, 09:20 AM
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Join The Royal Family
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,463
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hahahha omg
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11-10-2007, 09:22 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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A few gave me a chuckle
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11-10-2007, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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I've got 2 uniques for "how to put penis in woman vagina"
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