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Old 11-08-2007, 05:16 AM   #1
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Schoolboy's birthday stripper

Schoolboy's birthday stripper

Education chiefs are investigating after a booking mix-up led a stripper to perform for a boy of 16 in front of his classmates.

The boy's unsuspecting mum had asked an agency to provide her son with a 16th birthday surprise, reports The Sun.

She even got his drama teacher to agree to it happening in class at Arnold Hill School, Notts, and to film it on a phone.

But a mix-up in the booking meant instead of a man in a gorilla suit he got a stripper dressed as a policewoman.

The class watched in disbelief as she put a dog's collar on him and spanked him 16 times.

She then stripped down to her undies before inviting him to rub cream on her backside - at which point the shocked teacher finally stepped in.

One pupil said: "The boy ran out. Everyone was in a state of shock."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2589196.html
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:23 AM   #2
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:42 AM   #3
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lmfao.. oh how i wish that was me at that age lol
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:52 AM   #4
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She then stripped down to her undies before inviting him to rub cream on her backside - at which point the shocked teacher finally stepped in.

Have to wonder what took the teacher so long!
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:54 AM   #5
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:00 AM   #6
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I suspect the boy will be gay now.
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:11 AM   #7
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damnit why couldn't my mom do that for me when I was 16??
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:24 AM   #8
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:59 AM   #9
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The kid runs out of the room? At 16?

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Old 11-08-2007, 08:04 AM   #10
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:05 AM   #11
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:06 AM   #12
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You know you've caught the ghey when...

lol - he is 16 years old and a stripper is getting him to spank her ass.......

You cant think of another reason he is running out of the room?

I think there was some serious tenting......
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:08 AM   #13
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Thats good, that school is only 5 minutes from where I live
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:10 AM   #14
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Nice I wish my mom would have did that for me!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:12 AM   #15
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lol !! i think he's hiding something.
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:24 AM   #16
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Old 11-08-2007, 09:39 AM   #17
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"She then stripped down to her undies before inviting him to rub cream on her backside - at which point the shocked teacher finally stepped in."

Haha, the poor shocked teacher.
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:46 PM   #18
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:55 PM   #19
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Heh heh..he ran out...must be a poofter
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:22 PM   #20
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:27 PM   #21
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Of course the teacher waited til she finished stripping
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Old 11-08-2007, 08:29 PM   #22
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the teacher made the stripper stay after class .. lol
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Old 11-08-2007, 10:31 PM   #25
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:29 AM   #27
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:45 AM   #28
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:45 AM   #29
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a man in a gorilla suit
why would a 16 y/o boy be interested in a man in a gorilla suit?

and why did he run away from the stripper?

gay.
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:39 AM   #30
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why would a 16 y/o boy be interested in a man in a gorilla suit?

and why did he run away from the stripper?

gay.
I think the hardon theory is probably right...as far as the gorilla goes..um, perhaps he is a slow 16 year old? dunno
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Schoolboy's birthday stripper

Education chiefs are investigating after a booking mix-up led a stripper to perform for a boy of 16 in front of his classmates.

The boy's unsuspecting mum had asked an agency to provide her son with a 16th birthday surprise, reports The Sun.

She even got his drama teacher to agree to it happening in class at Arnold Hill School, Notts, and to film it on a phone.

But a mix-up in the booking meant instead of a man in a gorilla suit he got a stripper dressed as a policewoman.

The class watched in disbelief as she put a dog's collar on him and spanked him 16 times.

She then stripped down to her undies before inviting him to rub cream on her backside - at which point the shocked teacher finally stepped in.

One pupil said: "The boy ran out. Everyone was in a state of shock."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2589196.html
That's why the state of education is declining in this country - the teacher didn't even notice when "she [the stripper]ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times - once for each year - on the bottom with her whip".

Good to see that these teachers are the observant fuckers who ask questions such as "What do you notice is inconsistent in the following?" when they can't even follow their nose...

By the way, there's a more detailed write-up at http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...8&in_page_id=2
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