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  • Alex From San Diego
    Confirmed User
    • May 2001
    • 1642

    #1

    Penis contest

    Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

    The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

    That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

    "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

    "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

    "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

    The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
    We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle
  • Andre
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 1156

    #2
    Why u dissin on my cousin!!??

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978

      #3
      That was pretty good

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      • Alex From San Diego
        Confirmed User
        • May 2001
        • 1642

        #4
        A black guy knew he had it made when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.

        "I wanna be rich," said the black man. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.

        "I'm no fool," said the black man. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.

        "Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life." And he was black again
        We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle

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        • Andre
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 1156

          #5
          That's it! I'm sending Antwaan and De'Mond to ya house!

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          • czarina
            Webmaster Extraordinaire
            • Jul 2002
            • 10751

            #6
            those are funny. Not the best I have ever heard, but gave me a nice smile.

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            • reynold
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 51271

              #7
              Hilarious! That was some pretty sense of humor!

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              • FlogTheLog
                CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
                • Jun 2005
                • 3842

                #8

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                • clickdude
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 136

                  #9
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                  lol That is hilarious

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