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minusonebit · 11-05-2007, 04:23 PM

Situation:

Someone owes me a little under $9K. He lives one state over from me, so mail works pretty damn quick.

He was doing some selling for me, sold the shit, got paid from the customers and when it came time for him to mail the check, it never showed up. I called and called, his wife was making excuses and bullshitting around, telling me he is asleep and shit like that. So it comes time for me to take another load of shit to him to sell. I go, find him out in the yard and I am like "Why the fuck aren't you answering the phone, asshole?" and he is like "Oh, I was busy and shit." and I am like "this is bullshit, you need to answer the fucking phone, now where is the money I was calling about?".

After a good ass chewing, I reminded him that I don't give two fucks about his wife or her family or his debts or anything else, he is not to spend my money solving his problems, esp. without consulting with me first. He writes me a post dated check (3 days in advance) for what he then owed me and when the time comes, I take it down to his bank and it clears fine. So fine, debt cleared, error made, lesson learned.

I tell him that, in the future, I want him to call me at least once every two days with updates or e-mail the updates. I also tell him that I am going out of state for a week to some functions and if I have a mess when I get back he is gonna be done for. So then he continues selling and he is supposed to call me with the updates. After I left his place on the 29th, no updates. So I started calling and e-mailing and no one answers the phone, haven't heard shit from him or his bitch ass wife.

But I do know his drug dealer and since my friend and this guy who makes a living as a back alley pharmaceuticals specialist hang out together, I called him up and asked him for the dirt. He said my friend here has been getting wasted alot and had asked the dealer to "find him a good pimp so he could get some bootie". So now I know where all of my money is going.

I am pissed, I want my fucking money and I am tired of the games. Obviously, I have already gotten someone else to do his job since he cant fucking do it. I packed a bag tonight and tommrow morning I am gonna drive out to his place and stake his place out and see if I can tell what is going on.

Please vote in the poll above as to how you think this should be handled. If he is there when I arrive to commence recovery operations, I am leaning towards option #1.

BradM · 11-05-2007, 04:25 PM

You're an idiot.

Problem solved. No voting needed.

lazycash · 11-05-2007, 04:28 PM

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make good on the debt after you call him out on gfy. Heck, I bet he'll even send you a camera to make up for the "miscommunication".

minusonebit · 11-05-2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make good on the debt after you call him out on gfy. Heck, I bet he'll even send you a camera to make up for the "miscommunication".

Nah, he is not even on GFY. I just came here to get your astute opinions on how this matter should be handled. Everyone here knows everything, remember?

After Shock Media · 11-05-2007, 04:37 PM

Am I supposed to see a poll?

minusonebit · 11-05-2007, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Am I supposed to see a poll?

LOL, yeah, its up top....

After Shock Media · 11-05-2007, 04:44 PM

Ok it finally showed up. Option 1 is just stupid. Actually most of them are stupid.

riddler · 11-05-2007, 05:18 PM

take a .45 and shoot yourself, one less retard in the world.

dropped9 · 11-05-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

You're an idiot.

Problem solved. No voting needed.

polphill · 11-05-2007, 05:24 PM

sig spot

buzzy · 11-05-2007, 05:27 PM

shoot yourself x2

minusonebit · 11-07-2007, 06:36 PM

Ah well, it took a little longer than expected, but...

No one likes it when some asshole shows up at your job and starts asking questions about your ability to pay for things, then shows up at all of your relatives' homes asking prying questions, asks around about you at your favorite local bar, contacts your drug dealer and indicates that there may be a problem with solvency in the near future, sets up obvious stakeouts in front your relatives houses and goes door to door asking questions to neighbors six houses in each direction on both sides of the street... the afternoon AFTER you put up a 11x17 notice on their front door that read in big bold letters: "NAME, YOU OWE ME LOTS OF MONEY, CALL ME @ XXX-XXX-XXXX TODAY. THIS WILL NOT GO AWAY." Funny how quickly someone comes up with a fist full of cash to make you go away.

Hey, and I even got some Trip Rewards points for hotel stays. Can't beat that!

dropped9 · 11-07-2007, 06:38 PM

minusonebit · 11-07-2007, 06:43 PM

Scream louder, I can't hear you through my ignore list...

dozey · 11-07-2007, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make good on the debt after you call him out on gfy. Heck, I bet he'll even send you a camera to make up for the "miscommunication".

Wait wait wait, you mean a "minuscommunication."

Hah, my first minusonebit pun. Tremendous.

96ukssob · 11-07-2007, 07:15 PM

I like this one myself

Quote:

Mail flyers to all of his neighbors with a fake police report saying he is a sex offender.

but then again, having your $9k would be worthless when your in jail.

nice job on collecting, i hate people that dont pay their bills

xmas13 · 11-07-2007, 07:36 PM

u working with jackasses.

View Poll Results: This should be handled by:
Go to his house, demand payment at once and if he fails to provide it, beat his ass.	2	33.33%
Demand payment, if he dosent provide it, leave. Come back latter and slash tires, etc.	0	0%
Mail flyers to all of his neighbors with a fake police report saying he is a sex offender.	2	33.33%
Just reposses some personal property from his place worth about what he owes.	2	33.33%
Voters: 6. You may not vote on this poll

11-05-2007, 04:37 PM	#5
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Am I supposed to see a poll? __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

11-05-2007, 04:44 PM	#7
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Ok it finally showed up. Option 1 is just stupid. Actually most of them are stupid. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

11-05-2007, 05:24 PM	#10
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11-07-2007, 07:36 PM	#17
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11-05-2007, 04:23 PM	#1
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	At MinusOneBit Debt Collection, Inc. - The Job is Gonna Get Done Situation: Someone owes me a little under $9K. He lives one state over from me, so mail works pretty damn quick. He was doing some selling for me, sold the shit, got paid from the customers and when it came time for him to mail the check, it never showed up. I called and called, his wife was making excuses and bullshitting around, telling me he is asleep and shit like that. So it comes time for me to take another load of shit to him to sell. I go, find him out in the yard and I am like "Why the fuck aren't you answering the phone, asshole?" and he is like "Oh, I was busy and shit." and I am like "this is bullshit, you need to answer the fucking phone, now where is the money I was calling about?". After a good ass chewing, I reminded him that I don't give two fucks about his wife or her family or his debts or anything else, he is not to spend my money solving his problems, esp. without consulting with me first. He writes me a post dated check (3 days in advance) for what he then owed me and when the time comes, I take it down to his bank and it clears fine. So fine, debt cleared, error made, lesson learned. I tell him that, in the future, I want him to call me at least once every two days with updates or e-mail the updates. I also tell him that I am going out of state for a week to some functions and if I have a mess when I get back he is gonna be done for. So then he continues selling and he is supposed to call me with the updates. After I left his place on the 29th, no updates. So I started calling and e-mailing and no one answers the phone, haven't heard shit from him or his bitch ass wife. But I do know his drug dealer and since my friend and this guy who makes a living as a back alley pharmaceuticals specialist hang out together, I called him up and asked him for the dirt. He said my friend here has been getting wasted alot and had asked the dealer to "find him a good pimp so he could get some bootie". So now I know where all of my money is going. I am pissed, I want my fucking money and I am tired of the games. Obviously, I have already gotten someone else to do his job since he cant fucking do it. I packed a bag tonight and tommrow morning I am gonna drive out to his place and stake his place out and see if I can tell what is going on. Please vote in the poll above as to how you think this should be handled. If he is there when I arrive to commence recovery operations, I am leaning towards option #1.

11-05-2007, 04:25 PM	#2
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	You're an idiot. Problem solved. No voting needed.

11-05-2007, 04:28 PM	#3
lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Don't worry, I'm sure he'll make good on the debt after you call him out on gfy. Heck, I bet he'll even send you a camera to make up for the "miscommunication".

11-05-2007, 05:18 PM	#8
riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	take a .45 and shoot yourself, one less retard in the world.

11-05-2007, 05:27 PM	#11
buzzy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,606	shoot yourself x2

11-07-2007, 06:36 PM	#12
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Ah well, it took a little longer than expected, but... No one likes it when some asshole shows up at your job and starts asking questions about your ability to pay for things, then shows up at all of your relatives' homes asking prying questions, asks around about you at your favorite local bar, contacts your drug dealer and indicates that there may be a problem with solvency in the near future, sets up obvious stakeouts in front your relatives houses and goes door to door asking questions to neighbors six houses in each direction on both sides of the street... the afternoon AFTER you put up a 11x17 notice on their front door that read in big bold letters: "NAME, YOU OWE ME LOTS OF MONEY, CALL ME @ XXX-XXX-XXXX TODAY. THIS WILL NOT GO AWAY." Funny how quickly someone comes up with a fist full of cash to make you go away. Hey, and I even got some Trip Rewards points for hotel stays. Can't beat that!

11-07-2007, 06:38 PM	#13
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727

11-07-2007, 06:43 PM	#14
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Scream louder, I can't hear you through my ignore list...