Ah well, it took a little longer than expected, but...
No one likes it when some asshole shows up at your job and starts asking questions about your ability to pay for things, then shows up at all of your relatives' homes asking prying questions, asks around about you at your favorite local bar, contacts your drug dealer and indicates that there may be a problem with solvency in the near future, sets up obvious stakeouts in front your relatives houses and goes door to door asking questions to neighbors six houses in each direction on both sides of the street... the afternoon AFTER you put up a 11x17 notice on their front door that read in big bold letters: "NAME, YOU OWE ME LOTS OF MONEY, CALL ME @ XXX-XXX-XXXX TODAY. THIS WILL NOT GO AWAY." Funny how quickly someone comes up with a fist full of cash to make you go away.
Hey, and I even got some
Trip Rewards points for hotel stays. Can't beat that!