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wtfent · 11-10-2007, 05:03 AM

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.

gornyhuy · 11-10-2007, 05:20 AM

I feel deceived and cheated by this thread title.
I WANT A DIVORCE!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-10-2007, 05:25 AM

Time for a divorce party cake...

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gaymale · 11-10-2007, 05:26 AM

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Violetta · 11-10-2007, 06:01 AM

hehehe... very true

slapass · 11-10-2007, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde,

And you could share her was the line expected. But i might be willing to accept your version too as that is a reasonable exchange.

KILL_FRENZY · 11-10-2007, 07:03 AM

true indeed

VicD · 11-10-2007, 07:07 AM

hahha, nice one

StuartD · 11-10-2007, 07:15 AM

A woman wakes up on her 20th anniversary to find her husband isn't in bed. She goes into the kitchen to find him sitting at the table with his head in his hands.
She says to her husband "What's wrong?"
He replies "Do you realize that if I had just killed you, I'd be getting out today!?"

DirtyDanza · 11-10-2007, 09:21 AM

when I first read this thread.... the only thing that to mind before I tead it's contents was....

Lucky......

teg0 · 11-10-2007, 09:29 AM

lol divorce party cake.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-10-2007, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

A woman wakes up on her 20th anniversary to find her husband isn't in bed. She goes into the kitchen to find him sitting at the table with his head in his hands.
She says to her husband "What's wrong?"
He replies "Do you realize that if I had just killed you, I'd be getting out today!?"

testpie · 11-10-2007, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Girls don't like boys: girls like cars and money.

Fatdog · 11-10-2007, 09:40 AM

lol pretty good

legman1 · 11-10-2007, 10:59 AM

i broke my marriage to live my life alone and now i fuck girls between 20 AND 25 ;i wouldnt come back;marriage is a jail!
come to europe PRAGUE BUDAPEST ST PETERSBURG

legman1 · 11-10-2007, 10:59 AM

i broke my marriage to live my life alone and now i fuck girls between 20 AND 25 ;i wouldnt come back;marriage is a jail!
come to europe PRAGUE BUDAPEST ST PETERSBURG

legman1 · 11-10-2007, 11:04 AM

sorry double post

bobby666 · 11-10-2007, 12:28 PM

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Sebastian Sands · 11-10-2007, 03:05 PM

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$5 submissions · 11-10-2007, 03:12 PM

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