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wtfent

11-10-2007 05:03 AM

My wife of 25 years just left me

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.

gornyhuy

11-10-2007 05:20 AM

I feel deceived and cheated by this thread title.
I WANT A DIVORCE!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

11-10-2007 05:25 AM

Time for a divorce party cake...

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ADG

gaymale

11-10-2007 05:26 AM

LOL, good one!

Violetta

11-10-2007 06:01 AM

hehehe... very true

slapass

11-10-2007 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 13356373)

But my wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde,

And you could share her was the line expected. But i might be willing to accept your version too as that is a reasonable exchange.

KILL_FRENZY

11-10-2007 07:03 AM

true indeed

VicD	11-10-2007 07:07 AM

hahha, nice one

StuartD

11-10-2007 07:15 AM

A woman wakes up on her 20th anniversary to find her husband isn't in bed. She goes into the kitchen to find him sitting at the table with his head in his hands.
She says to her husband "What's wrong?"
He replies "Do you realize that if I had just killed you, I'd be getting out today!?"

DirtyDanza

11-10-2007 09:21 AM

when I first read this thread.... the only thing that to mind before I tead it's contents was....

Lucky......

teg0	11-10-2007 09:29 AM

lol divorce party cake.

C_U_Next_Tuesday

11-10-2007 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13356565)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

testpie

11-10-2007 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent (Post 13356373)

Girls don't like boys: girls like cars and money. :2 cents:

Fatdog

11-10-2007 09:40 AM

lol pretty good

legman1

11-10-2007 10:59 AM

i broke my marriage to live my life alone and now i fuck girls between 20 AND 25 ;i wouldnt come back;marriage is a jail!
come to europe PRAGUE BUDAPEST ST PETERSBURG

legman1

11-10-2007 10:59 AM

i broke my marriage to live my life alone and now i fuck girls between 20 AND 25 ;i wouldnt come back;marriage is a jail!
come to europe PRAGUE BUDAPEST ST PETERSBURG

legman1

11-10-2007 11:04 AM

sorry double post

bobby666

11-10-2007 12:28 PM

that's life

bobby666

11-10-2007 01:03 PM

that's life

bobby666

11-10-2007 01:04 PM

that's life

Miguel T

11-10-2007 01:20 PM

LOLOL!!! Loved that one!!!

digifan

11-10-2007 01:35 PM

Smart chick lol.

woj	11-10-2007 01:53 PM

heh, very true :thumbsup

CDSmith

11-10-2007 02:02 PM

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www.jokesbee.com :D

Spunky

11-10-2007 02:26 PM

Lol..so true..they will get you every time

Sebastian Sands

11-10-2007 03:05 PM

hahahaha.. great

$5 submissions

11-10-2007 03:12 PM

Good one, man! :1orglaugh

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