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SmokeyTheBear · 11-06-2007, 12:35 PM

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

V_RocKs · 11-06-2007, 01:05 PM

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_Richard_ · 11-06-2007, 01:13 PM

some funny ones there lol

halfpint · 11-06-2007, 01:14 PM

Lol its great to be British with all of the great laws we have had and still have...Only in England

SmokeyTheBear · 11-06-2007, 01:15 PM

someone should make a video of a prgnant lady walking up to a cop , taking off his helmet and taking a piss into it. not only is it legal , it would make for a great viral video for a law firm or something..

KILL_FRENZY · 11-06-2007, 01:43 PM

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Blazed · 11-06-2007, 01:45 PM

Where did you get them from? They mostly look made up.

Got Porn? · 11-06-2007, 02:39 PM

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

xmas13 · 11-06-2007, 02:39 PM

Awesome!

lazycash · 11-06-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

someone should make a video of a prgnant lady walking up to a cop , taking off his helmet and taking a piss into it. not only is it legal , it would make for a great viral video for a law firm or something..

and after that she could walk into the fish store and take off her top.

Supaflyz · 11-06-2007, 02:58 PM

Unlike America we would not torture people.

Scott McD · 11-06-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Lol its great to be British with all of the great laws we have had and still have...Only in England

This place is being over-run with muslim fucks and anyone else who cares to enter the country.

It's getting worse every fucking year....

StuartD · 11-06-2007, 03:07 PM

Every nation has it's share of outdated laws still on the records that make no sense today.

After Shock Media · 11-06-2007, 03:09 PM

So are there any topless tropical fish stores?
If not and you know someone there who owns one and is having a hard time or wants market share

woj · 11-06-2007, 04:00 PM

pretty fucked up laws there... heh

halfpint · 11-06-2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

This place is being over-run with muslim fucks and anyone else who cares to enter the country.

It's getting worse every fucking year....

Do agree with you... Its kinda hard to find a true Brit living here now, most of them have pissed of to other countrys because its getting so bad over here.

sicone · 11-06-2007, 04:07 PM

ronaldo · 11-06-2007, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

Now THAT could make for an interesting night out.

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