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SmokeyTheBear 11-06-2007 12:35 PM

Most ridiculous british law !!
 
Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

V_RocKs 11-06-2007 01:05 PM

I smoke crack rocks!

yahoo-xxx-girls.com 11-06-2007 01:07 PM

:1orglaugh

_Richard_ 11-06-2007 01:13 PM

some funny ones there lol

halfpint 11-06-2007 01:14 PM

Lol its great to be British with all of the great laws we have had and still have...Only in England

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/a...es/british.jpg

SmokeyTheBear 11-06-2007 01:15 PM

someone should make a video of a prgnant lady walking up to a cop , taking off his helmet and taking a piss into it. not only is it legal , it would make for a great viral video for a law firm or something..

KILL_FRENZY 11-06-2007 01:43 PM

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Blazed 11-06-2007 01:45 PM

Where did you get them from? They mostly look made up.

Got Porn? 11-06-2007 02:39 PM

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xmas13 11-06-2007 02:39 PM

Awesome! :1orglaugh

lazycash 11-06-2007 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13339442)
someone should make a video of a prgnant lady walking up to a cop , taking off his helmet and taking a piss into it. not only is it legal , it would make for a great viral video for a law firm or something..

and after that she could walk into the fish store and take off her top.

Supaflyz 11-06-2007 02:58 PM

Unlike America we would not torture people.

Scott McD 11-06-2007 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13339440)
Lol its great to be British with all of the great laws we have had and still have...Only in England

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/a...es/british.jpg

This place is being over-run with muslim fucks and anyone else who cares to enter the country.

It's getting worse every fucking year....

StuartD 11-06-2007 03:07 PM

Every nation has it's share of outdated laws still on the records that make no sense today.

After Shock Media 11-06-2007 03:09 PM

So are there any topless tropical fish stores?
If not and you know someone there who owns one and is having a hard time or wants market share :)

woj 11-06-2007 04:00 PM

pretty fucked up laws there... heh

halfpint 11-06-2007 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 13340029)
This place is being over-run with muslim fucks and anyone else who cares to enter the country.

It's getting worse every fucking year....


Do agree with you... Its kinda hard to find a true Brit living here now, most of them have pissed of to other countrys because its getting so bad over here.:winkwink:

sicone 11-06-2007 04:07 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ronaldo 11-06-2007 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 13339248)
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

Now THAT could make for an interesting night out.


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