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Compdoctor · 11-06-2007, 06:03 AM

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

J. Falcon · 11-06-2007, 06:25 AM

TG Rebecca · 11-06-2007, 09:13 AM

ROFL!!! excellent joke.

B_Maverick · 11-06-2007, 09:16 AM

good one

Mr.White · 11-06-2007, 09:20 AM

nice one LOL!

Farang · 11-06-2007, 09:39 AM

I don't get it ?

KILL_FRENZY · 11-06-2007, 02:16 PM

sicone · 11-06-2007, 02:18 PM

lol.. good shit

gornyhuy · 11-06-2007, 02:28 PM

I don't think it was the viagra- it was the McRib.

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madfuck · 11-06-2007, 04:39 PM

good one!!! hahahahahaha, lol

woj · 11-06-2007, 04:57 PM

digifan · 11-06-2007, 04:59 PM

Good one

SexualDragon · 11-06-2007, 05:52 PM

good one

Spunky · 11-06-2007, 05:55 PM

Lol..that made me chuckle

VeriSexy · 11-06-2007, 08:02 PM

lol.. nice one

fatfoo · 11-06-2007, 08:02 PM

Milkmans World · 11-06-2007, 08:17 PM

An elderly couple are seeing the doctor because the old man isn't well.

After checking the old man over, the Doctor says "I'm going to need from you, a urine sample and a stool sample"

The old man, hard of hearing, turns to his wife and says "What did he say?"

The wife replies "Give him your underwear"

Vitasoy · 11-07-2007, 02:33 AM

That gave me a chuckle

11-06-2007, 06:03 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Tuesdays Joke This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terrible, doctor, terrible." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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Milkmans World Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 55	An elderly couple are seeing the doctor because the old man isn't well. After checking the old man over, the Doctor says "I'm going to need from you, a urine sample and a stool sample" The old man, hard of hearing, turns to his wife and says "What did he say?" The wife replies "Give him your underwear"

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