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Shoehorn! · 11-04-2007, 03:08 AM

Shes a cute 20 year old blopnde, but a real pain in the ass. But aren't they all?

Yes, they are.

Shes high maintenance but fun sometimes. But still a pain in the ass most of the time. Me and my buddy Jack Daniels will let you have her, as long as you keep her.

DamageX · 11-04-2007, 03:08 AM

Sounds like you either don't know how to teach her where her place is or you just don't want to. Not sure which one's worse.

After Shock Media · 11-04-2007, 03:10 AM

Is she good at housework and making breakfast on time come morning?

Do not care who she fucks, but looks are important as I do not want a slave err housekeeper that is ugly. I do have standards so I will need a picture.

Will send you the difference in her weight and 200 pounds in Jack Daniels in trade.

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2007, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

Sounds like you either don't know how to teach her where her place is or you just don't want to. Not sure which one's worse.

I already taught her. But as you probably know, the longer you're with them, the more often you have to tell them what the deal is, and I am tired of it. She cooks and cleans and does my laundry and all that, which is awesome, but I am tired of spending my weekends arguing instead of having a good time.

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2007, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Is she good at housework and making breakfast on time come morning?

Do not care who she fucks, but looks are important as I do not want a slave err housekeeper that is ugly. I do have standards so I will need a picture.

Will send you the difference in her weight and 200 pounds in Jack Daniels in trade.

Shes great at housework and breakfast food making.

Most consider her pretty hot, at least when we go out I end up almost getting in a fight with some asshoile at least every 30 minutes who is trying to hit on her or whatever. You know how it goes.

Just send the whiskey and we'll cal lit even.

WiredGuy · 11-04-2007, 03:13 AM

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After Shock Media · 11-04-2007, 03:13 AM

Need the weight difference number

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2007, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Post pics... !
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I'll have to get some. Remind me.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-04-2007, 03:20 AM

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pornask · 11-04-2007, 03:21 AM

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DamageX · 11-04-2007, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I already taught her. But as you probably know, the longer you're with them, the more often you have to tell them what the deal is

"A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still."

Sounds to me like you didn't do too good of a job teaching her. Think like a salesman.

Shoehorn! · 11-04-2007, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

"A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still."

Sounds to me like you didn't do too good of a job teaching her. Think like a salesman.

I suppose you do have a good point.

I want Cyndi Lauper circa 1985 to be my girlfirend.

DamageX · 11-04-2007, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I suppose you do have a good point.

I want Cyndi Lauper circa 1985 to be my girlfirend.

Why? You've seen what she turns into 20 years later.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-04-2007, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I suppose you do have a good point.

I want Cyndi Lauper circa 1985 to be my girlfirend.

Time after time...

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SexualDragon · 11-04-2007, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Shes a cute 20 year old blopnde, but a real pain in the ass. But aren't they all?

Yes, they are.

Shes high maintenance but fun sometimes. But still a pain in the ass most of the time. Me and my buddy Jack Daniels will let you have her, as long as you keep her.

I am not a picky man. as long as she fucks and swallows I am happy

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