Happy Anniversary to Paris Hilton...and ME - GoFuckYourself.com

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-29-2007, 12:25 PM

That's right, can you believe it was 4 years ago today that the Paris Hilton Sex Tape story broke.

Four years and so much has happened.

Over 1 Billion dollars has been made selling this tape- via DVD, internet, and spam

Four years later, Hotelheiress.com is still killing it.

Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris

Paris has starred in numerous tv shows and movies, launched clothing lines and fragrances, and went to jail for driving on a suspended license

Rick Saloman married Pamela Anderson

I starred in a movie called American Cannibal based off of my success as the promoter of this infamous tape, and appeared in over 300 newspapers, 36magazines, 17 tv shows, and over 100 radio interviews as a celebrity sex tape expert.

and now i have come full circle working for Gamelink.com where we still sell "1Night in Paris" in droves.

(Click sig)
So what will the next four years hold for all of us?

I guarantee BIG things...

I mean REALLY BIG.

Happy Anniversary Paris- I love you

D-Money · 11-29-2007, 12:28 PM

I was expecting you to post the pic of you with Paris.

I'm sure Paris is text messaging all of her friends with this same announcement.

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-29-2007, 12:28 PM

hahahaha

erosfagmaster · 11-29-2007, 12:29 PM

Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

pornguy · 11-29-2007, 12:30 PM

I love that girl

seeric · 11-29-2007, 12:31 PM

hi bizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

Scott McD · 11-29-2007, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal

Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris

That's crazy !!

B O B · 11-29-2007, 12:33 PM

Congrats KB
lets celebrate with a Shrimp Yucatan and an Amstel Light

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-29-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erosfagmaster

Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

As a matter of fact i DO!

In fact I employ a technique that has become quite popular in that I sit on my hand for a half an hour until it falls numb and then proceed to jerk off while looking at myself in the mirror-It's like the "stranger" only different

This way it quells my rape fantasy of me being raped by the most handsome,intelligent and self deprecating guy on this board.

You on the other hand sit here as a nobody- or one of Pimpdogg's alter egos

Hey good for you!

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-29-2007, 12:36 PM

B O B

Your name looks so naked now
:-))

baddog · 11-29-2007, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erosfagmaster

Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

bradM is so easy to spot

BusterBunny · 11-29-2007, 02:03 PM

i actually jerked it to that vid last night before i went to bed

Porno Dan · 11-29-2007, 02:06 PM

Those are some truly amazing numbers.

Congratulations!

Waldman · 11-29-2007, 02:43 PM

I seen she's got gargantuan feets...

tranza · 11-29-2007, 02:53 PM

Happy birthday to you both!!!

baddog · 11-29-2007, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waldman

I seen she's got gargantuan feets...

They don't look that big

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-29-2007, 03:32 PM

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11292007...____100648.htm

BradM · 11-29-2007, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

bradM is so easy to spot

still thinking about me and posting about me every chance you get, faggot?

$5 submissions · 11-29-2007, 04:20 PM

Happy birthday, man.

Talking about Paris Hilton.... I found this kinda funny: http://customessaywriting.blogspot.c...friend-is.html

8 ways to tell if your GF is turning into a Paris Hilton.

Miss Munki · 11-29-2007, 04:34 PM

LOL, happy anniversary

fatfoo · 11-29-2007, 04:38 PM

Go American Cannibal !!! you are the man !!!

that's hot

Cash · 11-29-2007, 10:34 PM

Happy Anniversary

Casa Nova · 11-29-2007, 10:43 PM

CONGRATS KB! Funny thing is I just watched the video for the first time like 2 weeks ago. I don't know why I waited so long.

Shagbunny · 11-29-2007, 10:49 PM

Happy Anniversary

datatank · 11-29-2007, 10:49 PM

1 Billion dollars ?
But congrats I remember it like it was yesterday.
GRRR time goes to fast

CaptainHowdy · 11-29-2007, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

They don't look that big

Eeeek !

madfuck · 11-30-2007, 12:12 AM

C O N G R A T S !!!!

V_RocKs · 11-30-2007, 12:50 AM

I just made a sale about 2 hours ago...

aico · 11-30-2007, 01:16 AM

TheAmericanCannibal · 11-30-2007, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

HAHAHAHAHA

That's the BEST!

teg0 · 11-30-2007, 07:00 AM

she still looks good, herpes and all

shekinah · 11-30-2007, 07:47 AM

lol Congrats man!

Joe BrainCash · 11-30-2007, 07:54 AM

I'd do her anytime... Then, I'd tell her to go make me a sandwich.

fatfoo · 11-30-2007, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

that's nice...

fatfoo · 11-30-2007, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rock'n'porn

I'd do her anytime... Then, I'd tell her to go make me a sandwich.

fris · 11-30-2007, 09:47 PM

congrats KB

11-29-2007, 12:25 PM	#1
TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,086	Happy Anniversary to Paris Hilton...and ME That's right, can you believe it was 4 years ago today that the Paris Hilton Sex Tape story broke. Four years and so much has happened. Over 1 Billion dollars has been made selling this tape- via DVD, internet, and spam Four years later, Hotelheiress.com is still killing it. Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris Paris has starred in numerous tv shows and movies, launched clothing lines and fragrances, and went to jail for driving on a suspended license Rick Saloman married Pamela Anderson I starred in a movie called American Cannibal based off of my success as the promoter of this infamous tape, and appeared in over 300 newspapers, 36magazines, 17 tv shows, and over 100 radio interviews as a celebrity sex tape expert. and now i have come full circle working for Gamelink.com where we still sell "1Night in Paris" in droves. (Click sig) So what will the next four years hold for all of us? I guarantee BIG things... I mean REALLY BIG. Happy Anniversary Paris- I love you Last edited by TheAmericanCannibal; 11-29-2007 at 12:26 PM..

11-29-2007, 12:28 PM	#2
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erosfagmaster Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 20	Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

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