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TheAmericanCannibal 11-29-2007 12:25 PM

Happy Anniversary to Paris Hilton...and ME
 
That's right, can you believe it was 4 years ago today that the Paris Hilton Sex Tape story broke.

Four years and so much has happened.

Over 1 Billion dollars has been made selling this tape- via DVD, internet, and spam

Four years later, Hotelheiress.com is still killing it.

Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris

Paris has starred in numerous tv shows and movies, launched clothing lines and fragrances, and went to jail for driving on a suspended license

Rick Saloman married Pamela Anderson

I starred in a movie called American Cannibal based off of my success as the promoter of this infamous tape, and appeared in over 300 newspapers, 36magazines, 17 tv shows, and over 100 radio interviews as a celebrity sex tape expert.

and now i have come full circle working for Gamelink.com where we still sell "1Night in Paris" in droves.

(Click sig)
So what will the next four years hold for all of us?

I guarantee BIG things...

I mean REALLY BIG.

Happy Anniversary Paris- I love you

D-Money 11-29-2007 12:28 PM

I was expecting you to post the pic of you with Paris.

I'm sure Paris is text messaging all of her friends with this same announcement.

:1orglaugh

TheAmericanCannibal 11-29-2007 12:28 PM

http://a803.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...20038c94e2.jpg


hahahaha

erosfagmaster 11-29-2007 12:29 PM

Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

pornguy 11-29-2007 12:30 PM

I love that girl

seeric 11-29-2007 12:31 PM

hi bizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee

Scott McD 11-29-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 13446020)
Red light still sells between 250-500 copies a week of 1 Night in Paris

That's crazy !!

B O B 11-29-2007 12:33 PM

Congrats KB
lets celebrate with a Shrimp Yucatan and an Amstel Light

TheAmericanCannibal 11-29-2007 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erosfagmaster (Post 13446084)
Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

As a matter of fact i DO!

In fact I employ a technique that has become quite popular in that I sit on my hand for a half an hour until it falls numb and then proceed to jerk off while looking at myself in the mirror-It's like the "stranger" only different

This way it quells my rape fantasy of me being raped by the most handsome,intelligent and self deprecating guy on this board.


You on the other hand sit here as a nobody- or one of Pimpdogg's alter egos

Hey good for you!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheAmericanCannibal 11-29-2007 12:36 PM

B O B


Your name looks so naked now
:-))

baddog 11-29-2007 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erosfagmaster (Post 13446084)
Cool bro. Do you jerk yourself off all of the time for your meager accomplishments? I know I do, cause I am a greasy loser too. Maybe we can cuddle... my boyfriend doesn't mind.

bradM is so easy to spot

BusterBunny 11-29-2007 02:03 PM

i actually jerked it to that vid last night before i went to bed:winkwink:

Porno Dan 11-29-2007 02:06 PM

Those are some truly amazing numbers.

Congratulations!

Waldman 11-29-2007 02:43 PM

I seen she's got gargantuan feets...

tranza 11-29-2007 02:53 PM

Happy birthday to you both!!!

baddog 11-29-2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waldman (Post 13447208)
I seen she's got gargantuan feets...

They don't look that big

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2005/p...lton-fhm-1.jpg

TheAmericanCannibal 11-29-2007 03:32 PM

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11292007...____100648.htm

BradM 11-29-2007 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13446949)
bradM is so easy to spot

still thinking about me and posting about me every chance you get, faggot?

$5 submissions 11-29-2007 04:20 PM

Happy birthday, man.

Talking about Paris Hilton.... I found this kinda funny: http://customessaywriting.blogspot.c...friend-is.html

8 ways to tell if your GF is turning into a Paris Hilton.

Miss Munki 11-29-2007 04:34 PM

LOL, happy anniversary:pimp

fatfoo 11-29-2007 04:38 PM

Go American Cannibal !!! you are the man !!!

that's hot

Cash 11-29-2007 10:34 PM

Happy Anniversary :)

Casa Nova 11-29-2007 10:43 PM

CONGRATS KB! Funny thing is I just watched the video for the first time like 2 weeks ago. I don't know why I waited so long.

Shagbunny 11-29-2007 10:49 PM

Happy Anniversary :)

datatank 11-29-2007 10:49 PM

1 Billion dollars ?
But congrats I remember it like it was yesterday.
GRRR time goes to fast

CaptainHowdy 11-29-2007 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13447309)

Eeeek !

madfuck 11-30-2007 12:12 AM

C O N G R A T S !!!!

V_RocKs 11-30-2007 12:50 AM

I just made a sale about 2 hours ago...

aico 11-30-2007 01:16 AM

http://www.alotofmodels.com/parispeeper.jpg

TheAmericanCannibal 11-30-2007 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 13449798)


HAHAHAHAHA

That's the BEST!

teg0 11-30-2007 07:00 AM

she still looks good, herpes and all

shekinah 11-30-2007 07:47 AM

lol Congrats man!:)

Joe BrainCash 11-30-2007 07:54 AM

I'd do her anytime... Then, I'd tell her to go make me a sandwich.

fatfoo 11-30-2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 13449798)

that's nice...

fatfoo 11-30-2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rock'n'porn (Post 13450345)
I'd do her anytime... Then, I'd tell her to go make me a sandwich.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fris 11-30-2007 09:47 PM

congrats KB


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