How to Drink WATER from a tree - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 10-31-2007, 03:38 PM

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digifan · 10-31-2007, 03:56 PM

It is cool.. but what if the tree leaves contain poison?

L-Pink · 10-31-2007, 04:00 PM

I just rubber-banded a plastic bag around my balls, stay tuned for tomorrows news

zEn84 · 10-31-2007, 04:04 PM

awesome! Thanks man

After Shock Media · 10-31-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by digifan

It is cool.. but what if the tree leaves contain poison?

Doesnt matter, works on evaporation and condensation. Same trick using a different method can turn your piss into drinking water too.

digifan · 10-31-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Doesnt matter, works on evaporation and condensation. Same trick using a different method can turn your piss into drinking water too.

Your knowledge is surprising me.. I have never thought of that. But back in our grand-grandmothers' time it often happened they used it to wash their face to look better... and some guys drank it. uhm, not my kind of drink.

L-Pink · 10-31-2007, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Doesnt matter, works on evaporation and condensation. Same trick using a different method can turn your piss into drinking water too.

This can also come in handy if you ever find yourself trapped in a elevator

Big_Red · 10-31-2007, 04:12 PM

thats awesome. hope i never have to use it.

L-Pink · 10-31-2007, 04:16 PM

All kidding aside, I am going to test this tonight. Wonder if there is a difference between needle and leaf trees?

rowan · 10-31-2007, 04:21 PM

Wouldn't it be fun if you discover 14 hours later that your bag has a hole in it.

digifan · 10-31-2007, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Wouldn't it be fun if you discover 14 hours later that your bag has a hole in it.

Come on, it sounds like a great survivor tip

After Shock Media · 10-31-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

All kidding aside, I am going to test this tonight. Wonder if there is a difference between needle and leaf trees?

It works on evaporation as I stated and a greenhouse effect. You will get much less liquid out of pine needles than full leaves. Larger the leaves of the plant the more liquid you will extract.

Do not expect more than a few tablespoons max inside such a bag situation. Jars and syran work better. Or you better your odds if needed and use more than one collection system.

$5 submissions · 10-31-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by digifan

It is cool.. but what if the tree leaves contain poison?

poisonous trees? or pesticide-laden leaves?

After Shock Media · 10-31-2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by digifan

Your knowledge is surprising me.. I have never thought of that. But back in our grand-grandmothers' time it often happened they used it to wash their face to look better... and some guys drank it. uhm, not my kind of drink.

I have this asinine talent that allows me to retain a near infinite amount of typically useless information that is never really needed that often outside of such a weird place like gfy where any topic may come up.

Bad part is though that if something comes up that I do not understand or know I will then spend time looking it up and learning about it. Only though if it is obscure shit. My book shelves would make most say

$5 submissions · 10-31-2007, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Wouldn't it be fun if you discover 14 hours later that your bag has a hole in it.

That would be fucked

Anyway, I love these "survivor" tips. You just never know when this would come in handy. Also, if you can get the series "Man vs. Wild" on cable, check it out. I love that show.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2007, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

That would be fucked

Anyway, I love these "survivor" tips. You just never know when this would come in handy. Also, if you can get the series "Man vs. Wild" on cable, check it out. I love that show.

Survivorman is better

He doesnt get to have a camera crew etc, so that means much more work

baddog · 10-31-2007, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Also, if you can get the series "Man vs. Wild" on cable, check it out. I love that show.

You do realize that his show is pure bullshit, right? Survivorman is the one to watch.

baddog · 10-31-2007, 05:15 PM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gc6SRk9wtqE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fhVo5kIjiMw&NR=1

$5 submissions · 10-31-2007, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You do realize that his show is pure bullshit, right? Survivorman is the one to watch.

Did you see the episode where the dude drank water from elephant shit? Made me avoid milkshakes and chocolate drinks for weeks!

$5 submissions · 10-31-2007, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gc6SRk9wtqE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fhVo5kIjiMw&NR=1

I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me. So the Hawaii segment was bullshit.

baddog · 10-31-2007, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me. So the Hawaii segment was bullshit.

After watching these I would venture to say it is all bullshit. Plus, he seems to look for excuses to drink piss.

Spunky · 10-31-2007, 08:08 PM

That's quite the trick..I didn't know that

digifan · 10-31-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

I have this asinine talent that allows me to retain a near infinite amount of typically useless information that is never really needed that often outside of such a weird place like gfy where any topic may come up.

Bad part is though that if something comes up that I do not understand or know I will then spend time looking it up and learning about it. Only though if it is obscure shit. My book shelves would make most say

Why, it is a real cool talent

I do enjoy your posts.. like of Gene's.

sortie · 10-31-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gc6SRk9wtqE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fhVo5kIjiMw&NR=1

That is some serious ownage!

The guy probably went crazy trying to keep the locals in Hawaii out of the shot.

I barley ever venture past a bar in waikiki and have still seen much of that shit.

Drake · 10-31-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gc6SRk9wtqE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fhVo5kIjiMw&NR=1

How does a con artist like this get a show on Discovery? Unreal. It sucks to think you're watching and learning something genuine to find this out.

tony286 · 10-31-2007, 09:30 PM

that was interesting.

calibra · 11-01-2007, 12:42 AM

Damn, it's so simple (when you know it).

After Shock Media · 11-01-2007, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by digifan

Why, it is a real cool talent

I do enjoy your posts.. like of Gene's.

It can get very annoying. Often I find myself biting my tongue or not speaking out around certain people (dumbing down) so that they do not get the feeling I know everything which is something I do not want anyone to think. With some I can be my real self, however often people get the wrong idea or I rub people wrong since I can come off as a know it all or an authority on to many subjects.

Antonio · 11-01-2007, 01:00 AM

hm, half a litre of water from 5-6 leaves??? I don't think so, you'd be lucky if you get like half a glass in 14 hours

After Shock Media · 11-01-2007, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

hm, half a litre of water from 5-6 leaves??? I don't think so, you'd be lucky if you get like half a glass in 14 hours

Shit the video actually said that?

I have seen a few tablespoons caught in a bag or about a quarter cup in a glass jar. Nowhere near enough of what you need if your in that bad of a situation.

sumphatpimp · 11-01-2007, 05:26 AM

you are in the forest, lost. no food or water. where did the plastic bag come from? you forgot the food and water but remembered the plastic bag? or did FEMA drop it from a black helicopter?

who · 11-01-2007, 05:31 AM

This is an old aboriginal trick my gramps taught me when I lived with him in uranquinty.

Vitasoy · 11-01-2007, 05:44 AM

That is pretty darn cool

After Shock Media · 11-01-2007, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

you are in the forest, lost. no food or water. where did the plastic bag come from? you forgot the food and water but remembered the plastic bag? or did FEMA drop it from a black helicopter?

Sadly you will often find liter wherever you go.

If your in the forrest though and dehydrating, you have much bigger fucking issues. Most anyone with some basic comon sense should be able to survive in a forrest, only big issue would be if it was winter time. Then water is not an issue anyways, it would be fire.

u-Bob · 11-01-2007, 05:52 AM

the Chilean special forces use a similar trick to distill their urine

VeriSexy · 11-01-2007, 06:51 AM

interesting.. i'm going to try it

Yanto · 11-01-2007, 08:24 AM

I am going to try it. but the leaves of the coconut trees are too far up above.

Zeta · 11-01-2007, 08:49 AM

Ill try that too

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 11-01-2007, 09:47 AM

Im going to try this next time Im out hiking in the summer season. I hate messing with a water purifier.

baddog · 11-01-2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

How does a con artist like this get a show on Discovery? Unreal. It sucks to think you're watching and learning something genuine to find this out.

Well, I know after watching his show for the first time I found it to be rather odd the stunts he was pulling, and even came here to talk about it.

baddog · 11-01-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

you are in the forest, lost. no food or water. where did the plastic bag come from? you forgot the food and water but remembered the plastic bag? or did FEMA drop it from a black helicopter?

You can find trash anywhere.

PPjohn · 11-01-2007, 10:06 AM

Thx for the tip ;)

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