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Compdoctor · 10-28-2007, 06:51 AM

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

SexualDragon · 10-28-2007, 06:53 AM

KILL_FRENZY · 10-28-2007, 07:00 AM

good one

tony286 · 10-28-2007, 07:02 AM

thats very funny

Farang · 10-28-2007, 07:43 AM

hahahahahah

Vitasoy · 10-28-2007, 11:20 PM

Good one, always gets a chuckle out of me

calibra · 10-29-2007, 01:48 AM

Danny B · 10-29-2007, 01:57 AM

Nice thanks!

sicone · 10-29-2007, 02:23 AM

lol.. good shit

DeadFidel · 10-29-2007, 02:31 AM

Not great.

voa · 10-29-2007, 03:09 AM

Hahaha that was a good one.

gecko · 10-29-2007, 03:46 AM

VeriSexy · 10-29-2007, 04:38 AM

lol... nice one

dakota1358 · 10-29-2007, 04:44 AM

Heard it before but not bad

florin · 10-29-2007, 05:11 AM

stillsexy · 10-29-2007, 07:47 AM

wohahhahaa

D · 10-29-2007, 07:48 AM

czarina · 10-29-2007, 07:52 AM

that one is great!

Violetta · 10-29-2007, 09:06 AM

awsome... heard it before, but still funny!

TG Rebecca · 10-29-2007, 09:14 AM

haha!!

i hadn't heard this one yet.

loved it!

_Richard_ · 10-29-2007, 09:23 AM

oldie but a goodie!

J. Falcon · 10-29-2007, 09:31 AM

Pete-KT · 10-29-2007, 09:34 AM

Now thats a good one

gornyhuy · 10-29-2007, 09:48 AM

Thats awesome! Didn't see that coming.

woj · 10-29-2007, 11:10 AM

carol.prime · 10-29-2007, 01:36 PM

omg! this is so funny!

10-28-2007, 06:51 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Sunday's Joke It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. "Hello?" says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." There is a long pause. "Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?" __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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