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Old 10-28-2007, 12:14 AM   #1
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My multi-million dollar homerun idea

I invented a breathalyzer lock for computer keyboards, to stop people from drunk posting.

Except everytime I try to tell everyone about it, I'm already locked out!
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Old 10-28-2007, 12:21 AM   #2
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gfy would be lucky to see 1 new thread a day
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Old 10-28-2007, 12:33 AM   #3
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I invented a breathalyzer lock for computer keyboards, to stop people from drunk posting.
We can dream, we can dream
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Old 10-28-2007, 12:54 AM   #4
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You need to invent an "idiot" key that detects when an idiot tries to post and locks up their keyboard !
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Old 10-28-2007, 12:57 AM   #5
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hahaha if only
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Old 10-28-2007, 01:23 AM   #6
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Making one pass an IQ test before selling them a computer might be a viable option.
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Old 10-28-2007, 01:39 AM   #7
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drunk posts is fun!
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Old 10-28-2007, 03:48 AM   #8
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awsome idea... lol
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Old 10-28-2007, 04:24 AM   #9
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A message board plug in that allows enough votes to manually shock an end user when they log in again or as often as votes dictate.
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:13 AM   #10
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:14 AM   #11
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gfy would be lucky to see 1 new thread a day
hahah sad but true
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:18 AM   #12
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That would be called 'drink more post less'.
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:17 AM   #13
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Drunk posting is fine...

Drunk texting...bad stuff. My cell phone gets me in sooooo much trouble. Work on that one, Steve. That would be a million dollar idea!!
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Old 10-28-2007, 11:19 AM   #14
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